Driving standards, or lack of, in the UK today

Morning,

not one of my usual topics (don't worry the adult nature of my blog will return .....) but every time I think it can't get worse, it does.

The standards of people's driving in the UK is getting worse, quickly. It is heading to being as bad as driving in some places in Europe - I have driven in France, Germany, Italy, Cyprus and other places, and I would say Cyprus and Italy are the worst. But we are catching up!

Just yesterday, I was driving home in the rain - soaking wet roads and rain falling, with a van sitting so close behind me I couldn't see its grill or even all of its headlights, and we were travelling at 70mph down a dual carriageway. If I had had to break hard, he would have been on my back seat.

then, driving through a housing estate, go over the brow of a blind hill, to go down the hill to find a car half over the central white line (yes there is a clear and recently re painted  central line for a change) so had to break and swerve as he had no intention of either slowing down or getting back onto his own side of the road. 5 mins later going round a corner, another car crossing the central line - at least he did swerve back.

And lastly, bearing in mind I only travelled about 15 miles, a car comes out of his driveway, looks left AWAY from the traffic that would hit him first and then pulls out without even looking the other way - so horn blaring and swerving round him, as did the car behind me. Lucky the other lane was clear wasn't it.

Now, all of these vehicles were British registered, so can't jump to the foreign driver blame game - some of them are atrocious and I am guessing have yet to take a UK driving test, but many of ours are just as bad..

No licence? Don't car? Arrogant? Badly taught? (they can't all have had bad instructors!)

Yes, our roads aren't in a good shape and in many places the lines have worn away. But we all know the rules of the road, and to stick to our own side and look before we do anything... doesn't seem o happen anymore

Anyway, rant over (not even mentioned that funny orange flashing thing) and must ehad out to face the traffic again

laters xx

Fun on November 5th...

It's 5th November, Bonfire night, Fireworks night.... whatever you want to call it.

Me & housemate, plus his gf, are having a few friends round for a fireworks party - firepit going, beer, food n fireworks - and sparklers, never to big to have a sparkler n act like a kid as you write your name LOL

But, so that we can do the fireworks, housemate n me have been clearing all the leaves etc from the garden. Raking them up, cutting back shrubs as well as getting the firepit ready - we don't want to be slipping over on the wet leaves as we are trying to place / light the fireworks now do we....

And, as I teased on my twitter account earlier, I chose pink n gurly, see through rouched boyshorts as my panties today - keep my ass warm LOL And, more importantly ensure that my metal jewelled buttplug stayed in place - even more so once I added my OhMiBod deep in my butthole, buried right up inside me vibrating away - condom wrapped of course so I can pull it out again LOL.

Felt amazing, great way for guys to enjoy the remote vibes, and the reason I soooo want a Lovense Lush bullet vibe to stick in my butt, and the new Lovense Hush vibrating buttplug.

Anyway, felt great as I buzzed away as we worked, and if the OhMiBod touched the metal plug, the vibrations were quite intense lol.

Getting ready to party now, still in the boyshorts with buttplug but OhMiBod needs charging - worn it out haha.

Have a fun, and safe, bonfire night everyone xx

Not just the sex toys, the all important lube must be reviewed as well!

I have started writing reviews of some of my sex toys, and how much fun they are / I have had with them. But to enjoy them to their fullest, after all they are pretty much all anal toys, you must have lube.

So my first lube review, is of the amazing, slippery and great feeling ID Glide from @IDLube.

They do a wide range of lube's, from the water based Glide, through flavoured lubes and onto the top of the range silicone lubes.

So far I have tried the Glide, and loved it, as well as a couple of sample pouches of their flavoured lubes.

Oh my god, the glide certainly lives up to its name. It comes in various pack sizes, and is very cost effective - it may appear expensive but you don't need much for a long lasting slippery ride - as I found out.

It is easy to use, simple and quick to apply and long lasting, and if it does start to dry simply re-activate it with a bit of water (and YES this can be spit, it doesn't have to be tap water). As it is water based, safe to use with all of your rubber / silicone toys and condoms.

Even though very slippery, and reacts with water, it is still easy to wipe up and clean away - I even used a couple of baby wipes to clean my butt cheeks and toys, as well as my butthole.

As to the ride, it is slippery, smooth and enjoyable - makes it easy to take and enjoy toys of various sizes. For any of you that have watched my shows / viewed my video's or pictures on YouKandy or Chaturbate, you will have witnessed that with a small amount of this lube, and very little preparation and practice time, I can take my ass destroying monster dildo into my butthole - so far I have worked nearly half of it up my ass, leaving me stretched, gaped and happy - slippery and open, without any pain or discomfort during or after the show.

So would I recommend it, most definitely yes - it is a wonderful lube, and when I need to re-stock I will be heading to my favourite adult store, Vibez Adult Boutique, to buy a big 5L bottle of the wonderful stuff!

Rating - 10 / 10

                                         

OMG it is finally available, and i SO want one - #lovense #hush #buttplug

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It may be wet, but i had a fun day

Today started out quite nicely, sun was shining and not to much wind... and the fact that I was wearing a skimpy pair of thong panties and had a jewelled metal buttplug in too.

Did a few things around the house, and headed out to the garden to see what needed doing, continuation of the pre winter tidy up!

And then it started to rain! Hoped it would only be a quick shower, so kept going, till I admitted it was not going to stop (and I was a bit wet LOL) and headed inside.

So, now I needed to amuse myself, which of course led to me fucking my ass with my buttplug, and then a ball and a bottle (slutty me reappeared LOL)

It was all very nice, and I ended up with rather a wet hole on a wet day haha.

In fact, several hours later I am still a bit wet, just rubbing my ring gets my hole open n dripping (not that I would do that of course haha :) )

Anyway, I really will get round to doing my next sex toy review, maybe even when I have drunk my coffee!

In the mean time

new adult, sex toy review coming soon - either of one of my dildo's or my ohmibod - from a guys perspective! then will do another of my buttplug collection.

In the mean time, I am having a good(ish) Saturday - the weather keeps changing, sunshine n rain, but not to bad.

I had intended doing some gardening, in fact I did start before the 1st lot of rain, so put some butt cheek warming Brazilian boyshort panties on, and obviously had to fill my ass so my Rich R6 gold butplug found its way up my butthole.

feels so good, pulling against my ring, and pressing in as I kneel down to weed and prune back the plants ready for winter. I can safely say that having a buttplug in, or another sex toy, sure makes boring jobs more interesting, fun, and bearable lol

hope u have a good Saturday too

Lena

Shots Rich R6 Gold Buttplug with Clear Sapphire Jewel

My 1st ever Adult / Sex Toy Review.

If you follow me on twitter, you will know that I recently purchased a new Butt plug, my 1st from the Shots Rich range. The Golden Rich R6 butt plug.

It was purchased as an addition to my existing selection of plugs, as I loved the look and weight of it when I saw it in the Vibez Adult Store Boutique.

I didn't get to try it till a week or so after I purchased it, but once I had - OMG did I wish I had used it before then.

Just looking at the plug, its shining golden colour, smooth and perfect, instantly indicates a quality product, and the reassuring weight in your hand signals many pleasures to come.

The plug has a wide, deep base, ensuring a good fit and hold when inserted into your butthole, stopping it slipping out or too far in!. The width adds to the weight and pull on your anal ring whilst also spreading your butt cheeks to let the clear Sapphire style jewel in its base sparkle in the light. the Rich logo (backwards R) is printed onto the side of the base.

Above the base is a thick stem, approx. 20mm in width and 15mm deep - giving a good fit to your anal ring, keeping it tightly embedded inside you - just as well with its impressive 280g weight.

From base of the stem to the point of the plug it measures 114, insertable length, ensuring plenty of pleasure and a wonderful full feeling. Starting at 18mm wide for the rounded tip, giving a smooth easy entrance into your butt, widening to 43mm at its widest point, before gently and smoothly narrowing to the neck.

Enough about its specification.

Onto the important bit - the pleasure n fun factor.

The plug slipped easily into my ass, depending on how excited / used to butt plugs you are you may need some lube, with just a thin coating of spittle as lubricant, and as I slid it into me I couldn't help but moan with pleasure. The way it opened my butthole felt incredible, and the 'pop' as my ring closed around the neck signalled the next wave of pleasure. I was kneeling down and the plug felt amazing, filling my ass, and even before I stood the weight was pulling on my butthole, giving me wonderful sensations as I moved. As I stood, and the full 280g (11.71oz according to the official site) I had to moan again. I can highly recommend this toy, my ass felt amazing as I moved, with the ever present weight on my butthole, and the width and depth of the base keeping my ass cheeks slightly apart - it was wonderful, so good I didn't want to take it out and in fact didn't for at least 6 or 7 hours!

So, would I recommend it - YES, without any doubt or hesitation. A truly wonderful product that can be purchased for a reasonable price for endless pleasure, ideal for him or her, or even to share (although you may end up needing 2 LOL)

Available from many sources, including Amazon (some versions in the 'R' range on Amazon Prime too if you don't want to wait)

As I said at the beginning, this is my 1st ever toy review (and I have a large collection of toys to review) so please feedback what you think.

decided to try reviewing my sex toys, starting with.......

so, I have decided I will write some reviews of my adult / sex toys, n probably my women's clothes as well.

may as well share my experiences n knowledge n so help others get some pleasure too x

I will probably start with what I hav in / on now - my large metal jewelled buttplug from vibez adult store, or my sailor thong panties xx

check back later today to find out

Lena xx

What shall i do today....

It's the last Bank Holiday off the year, and I don't know what to do.

It isn't that I haven't got things I could / should be doing, more what do I want to do LOL

I need to do some gardening, share with housemate, but we need to cut the grass, weeding and pruning. Plus prune back a tree that over grows into our garden.

And, I need to sort out a big pile of paperwork that I have been putting off doing. Just need to go through it, decide what to keep (and put away) and what to shred... just seems such a boring and uninteresting task, essential though it may be

Need to re-paint the bathroom. I have been 'offering' to do it for about 6 months so guess I will have to soon.

Normal chores such as ironing and hovering / dusting.

Sit in the sunshine, or lay out I  my thong trunks n try n get a tan on my ass.

Or do a camshow for horny guys n gurls n try n make some money (put towards my Lovense Lush fund!)

And, I have decided (I think) to do a review of my various toys, possibly some of my women's cloths) n see how they go down on here - blog reviews seem to be quite popular and influencial in todays society.

What are you plans?

Lena


                                         

Phones.... Android, Iphone and Windows... get your act together

I just need a quick rant.

I have just changed my phone, and operating system, from a Windows Phone to Android - as there are way more apps available for Android (in fact Microsoft have confirmed that in approx. 3 years they will have a android based system for the Nokia / Microsoft phones).

I loved my windows phone, so easy to use and it integrated and synced with my laptop, outlook, onedrive etc perfectly and with NO effort or actions required by me... and of course it has Cortana.

I have finally managed to copy all of my contacts across (not even the ShareIt, Samsung Swap apps etc would do this - None worked properly going from Windows to Android) - all 300+ of them.

Moved my music and photos across, got annoyed as the phone wants to use Google Drive as my back up - I would rather all of my photo's etc went to OneDrive, so that they were then instantly available on my laptop as well, without me having to do anything. But hey, I have created my google account and set up the photos to backup to Google Photo / Google Drive and for now I will have to either log into google on my laptop of manually copy them to Onedrive.

Unless, does anyone know how I can set the back up options to OneDrive rather than Google Photos / Google Drive? If so, pleeeeeeeeesase tell me :)

I have downloaded all of my apps, and more, and been into them all and logged back in with my account details. All good.

then I tried to use the Android 'Assistant' - she is useless, when I ask her to 'call jo bloggs mobile' I get either - there is no Bloggs in your contacts, or please repeat, or if she does get the name then comes up with all of the numbers for that person and I have to use the phone screen to select which one I want -not good when you are driving and your phone is in a bag in the back of the car! I have tried Samsung Drive, won't work unless you have Bluetooth in the car itself, and other versions of the assistant. I finally managed to find the android version of Cortana, but she is nowhere near as good as the windows version (yes I know they have an upgraded voice recognition update but that is only available in the US & China at the moment!).

Any suggestions, and of you lovely people found a good, useable and friendly assistant on Android that I can download and use?

Rant over (for now!)

Hope to hear from some of you soon.

Lena xx

Poll results are in... am I Normal, Saucy, Dirty or plain Slutty?

After a few comments on my Twitter, I uploaded a post here (previous one to this) talking about how I had been rather horny, and ended up using a plastic drink bottle (initially new then filled with water) to satisfy my anal cravings.. and did this make me normal, saucy, dirty or slutty.

So, I posted a poll on my twitter page, pinned to the top for all my visitors to see.

It was open for 3 days, and I received just 44 responses - from nearly 18,000 followers - so not a high response rate :(

Anyway, the winner is - I am SLUTTY :) Voted by 59% of you.

Saucy          2%
Normal       16%
Dirty           23%
Slutty          59%

I have actually taken it as a compliment, I know I enjoyed myself, I know that I am gaining the confidence to be free and open about my sexual preferences and needs, open enough to talk about loving sex toys and what lube I use / like. And I have had several wonderful chats with the staff / management at my local adult store - Vibes Adult Boutique. These talks have really increased my self confidence, and trust in others - I hope to get a few new naughty photos taken in the store when I am shopping... butt plug shopping selfie sounds fun, or even just another one flashing more of my panties.

So I am happy to be slutty at times, I don't have any problems behaving in such a way in private, or in suitable public ways - i.e. on a camshow.

And dirty wasn't a high %, does this reflect that peoples views and acceptance are changing?

Anyway, have fun - enjoy being whatever you want to be and have a great day playing with your sex toys - I know I do / will!

Lena xx

saucy, horny, normal or slutty...

If you follow my Twitter you will know that I am a cross dresser, and one that is generally very horny, loves cock and cum and enjoys many aspects of the gay / sissy lifestyle including glory holes, random anonymous sex, dressing - in private and starting to go out more in public, and gay sauna's. On top of this I am quite active on the camshow scene, hosting my own shows on Chaturbate, Cams and YouKandy - not as often as I want, but hope to get to do more soon.

After having a great conversation on Twitter this morning, I am just asking you opinion - and I will be posting this as a poll on my Twitter profile page as well.

Bit of background. I was watching some gay webcam shows last night - involving, oral sex, anal sex and toys. Great cumshot in one that the guy swallowed and slurped it all up.

This obviously got me rather aroused, stroking myself and ended up riding one of my dildo's balls deep in my ass - posted a comment on twitter saying going to bed after a good dildo ride.

Woke up this morning, and my butthole was pulsating wonderfully (ladies - your pussies may feel / do the same after a good fuck / dildo session, but you will have to tell be that one LOL). And I was rather aroused thinking about my ass n one thing led to another, stroking n looking around for some relief. First thing I saw, and closest, that was a suitable size n weight was a bottle of drink that I had taken to bed with me - sports drink not alcoholic lol. So I tweeted, feeling horny only thing to hand was a bottle and led to conversation admitting I had fucked my ass with the bottle, and enjoyed it a lot.

Have you ever felt / done the same - when you are horny anything will do as a dildo - with your pussy / ass?

Does it make me:

• Normal horny guy
• Saucy n dirty guy
• Slutty

What do you think?

Let me know

Lena x

                                             

Earning from my web shows and websites

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dogging and glory holes... fact or fantasy

I am a 'fairly' horny gurly, well some times incredibly horny and slutty LOL

Thing is, I love cock, I love cum... I love sex - and I am pretty sure I am not the only one. And, I really enjoy the thrill of anonymous, random and public sex too.

I mean, when I go to my local gay sauna, ME1 in Rochester, Kent, I have absolutely no problems walking round stark naked, towel in my hand or over my shoulder. I happily go down on guys I see and give there cocks a good old suck, swallow their cum, and have my arse fondled, fingered and fucked - all in full view of anyone else that is in the various rooms / walking by the lounges.

So, back to topic.

Years ago, and more recently, when I made the 2nd step - I was already wearing panties everyday by this point - I went to local glory holes at motorway service toilets, and other various public toilets around the area. Here I wanked another guy for the 1st time, sucked my 1st cock, swallowed my 1st load of cum and even got my arse fucked by a guy for the 1st time - all through a hole in a toilet wall - don't know who they were, I just enjoyed their cock's.

Moved on from this to a bit of public flashing / exhibitionism - went to a local glory hole / criusy toilet block in Strood (Kent) - no longer there, behind the shops in the car park (now Asda I think). Anyway, here I stood at the urinals, jeans open showing my thong panties, suspender belt and stockings - and a stiff cock getting stroked. I got myself well n truly fucked in the cubicles more than once - with the door open and closed (with about 6 guys in the adjoining cubicles looking over the top hehe. It was great.

Also went to cruisy toilets / glory hole in Aylesford - at Cobtree Park. Again, had plenty of fun at urinal and in the cubicles - although I have yet to enjoy myself in the woods - apparently plenty of action out in the woods, sucking n fucking... sounds wonderful.

And, this also used to be a good dogging spot at night. I went there many times, and another location near the Dartford crossing, on the Kent side.

Thing is - over the years these have all been stopped, closed / knocked down etc - as they are 'trouble spots' causing trouble in local area etc. Hands on heart I can say that I NEVER felt scared, pressured or had / saw any trouble - verbal or physical - and that's with my panties down and cocks in various parts of my body - easy target for gay / queer abuse!

I have tried visiting several, no joy -

   the toilets on A2 Cobham (south bound) no longer exist.
   toilets in Strood behind shops no longer exist
   toilets at coach park in Rochester - never seems be any action anymore
   Dartford dogging spot - I have tried various days / nights and never seen anyone there
   Cobtree park - toilets 'upgraded' to stop the glory hole action and gates locked at night!

point of this, I really, really, really want to go glory hole and dogging again, and enjoy some random anonymous sex - yes I know to be careful, I always have lube n condoms in the car.

So, does anyone know what is happening in Kent? Are any of these locations (or others) still active. Please let me know if they are, or about others, or any good websites I can register on and find out what is happening.

If you don't want to comment here for your own identity protection, or so big brother doesn't see / find out - email me, visit my website and contact me or text me (textphone only it doesn't take calls) 07522 221980.

You only have to look at my website, my YouKandy profile, my Twitter or Chaturbate to see that I am a genuine sissy, gurly, crossdresser just looking for lust :)

Lena xx

What is the point...

Earlier today I decided to expand the ways you, the public, could view my media. Or is another way, I thought I would get my video's n pictures on another website / server to get more views n hopefully purchases - capitalism wins all the way LOL

Anyway, I created a youtude account, and added the 'age restriction' option so that no underage viewers could see my video's, unless they lied and got round the verification processes - and that would be a YouTube problem not mine.

I checked the guidelines that said not to upload anything that was illegal in the country of origin, in this case the UK.

So, I uploaded a video of me dildo'ing my ass - a POV one that is also available on my youkandy profile for FREE.

Anyway, it was online, and had started to clock up the views when I got an update to say that YouTube had removed it and issued me with a warning as it breached their rules.

So, it was behind their age restrictions and had nothing in it that was illegal - just me, my ass n my dildo - go take a look at YouKandy and let me know what you think. Seems a bit of a pointless option then, so you can upload an adult themed video so long as it doesn't contain and intimate / adult or sexual images!

rant over lol

Trade in websites

As the weather has been a bit 'unsettled' today I decided I would spend the time doing something productive, and something that I have been putting off for ages.

I had boxes of old CD's that I have been meaning to trade in, using one of the online sites (such as Music magpie, Momox or Ziffit).

Well, I had all 3 loaded at the same time and compared the prices across them. And I am so glad I did. 1 CD varied from 20p on one to £3.68 on another. And, it wasn't always the same site that gave me the highest price.

After entering them all, I had enough in each basket to meet the minimum requirements for each site (some £5, some number of items or up to £10.00).

And I am so glad I did compare them, it may have taken quite a while, but I managed to get over £20 more for my CD's.

Proves that taking the time and effort to compare can be good for your wallet!

And, all 3 had free courier service options.

So all packaged up and taken to local drop of point (2 different locations as 2 were Hermes and the other Connect+) but the number of local convenience stores that offer the service made it quick and simple - the 2 stores I chose were about 300m apart!

Not a bad way to spend a disappointing bank holiday

I still have more CD's to go, and loads of books I no longer read - Kindle has seriously taken over in that field - and need to find some way of selling all of my old 12" Vinyl albums.

Hope you have had a good day too

Bank holiday.... no sunshine, but still ways to have fun LOL

As usual it's a Bank Holiday Monday, and the weather isn't that great - after the weekend forecast being warm n sunny for all 3 days last Friday it has changed to windy n cool.

Despite this, and having woken up much later than planned, I shaved my bits n showered, slipped into a vest top and a pair of gstring panties - England branded of course pre Euro 2016 starting LOL

And, with a nice cup of coffee and my ohmibod to hand, I settled down to do a short camshow. I only planned to cam shilst I drank my coffee, nothing heavy or to energetic, just chat n chill for 15-20 mins.

Ended up being about 40-50 mins, with my hard throbbing cock bursting out of them, and my ohmibod started in the gusset (so much easier when I can slip it in under the gusset pad (some panties have an open topped gusset that the ohmibod fits into nicely, and get held against the nut sack), then held up my butthole about 2/3rd's way in and ended up back in my gusset.

Had my panties on stroking, showing off my ass in the gstring, which was pulled tight into my butthole so plenty on show LOL. Panties off lying back spanking my sack, stroking my cock and with the ohmibod up my hole - got some tips from a lovely viewer whilst doing this, shame he had to go when his wife woke up LOL.

So, had fun times, got a horny cock, n need relief now hehe and some wonderful comments n chats from the guys watching my show - from nice panties, great ass, sexy ass, luved my shaved sack n bits, n many many more.

So I am happy, now have to go n face the shops for bread & milk, back to reality with a swift bang - but I will have my condom wrapped ohmibod deep up my butthole, gently buzzing away all the time I am out.

Have a great day, n I will try n post again later today.


                                 

all excited... plumber and porn

I was so excited yesterday, annoyed but excited... then happy but deflated!

Confused? Well, I came home from work to find I had a water leak (hence being annoyed). Housemate was at work, so I called used my brain, googled local plumbers n checked their reviews etc. Then called one who said they would be out within the hour - which they were, great!

Whilst waiting I had mopped up some of the water, it wasn't a lot, but enough to need clearing before I went arse over tit on the kitchen floor!

Anyway, without thinking I had changed out of my work clothes as per every other day, into a pair of hipster jeans n a t shirt. And then then I started to day dream... plumbers.... always hot sexy, manly n ready to fuck in porn films (hence the excitement).

Anyway, as you can probably now guess, he turned up and fixed the leak very quickly, just a leaking connector so not expensive (happy) but wasn't interested in getting down to some oral or anal sex with me, I don't think he even looked twice at my ass in the jeans, or the leggings I changed into whilst he was there - hoping he would get the hint, or maybe i should have gone for a little skirt n heels LOL (so deflated).

Anyway, leak fixed, just a horny n deflated Lena left on her own LOL

p.s. he didn't even have a sexy arse crack on show when he was on his knees - he was probably in his 30's, looked good and had a tight ass in his jeans, but very professional - no butt or any sexy bits showing.

Oh well, have to watch a porn film to relive, and relieve, my horny day dream

Oh mi.... so lovely and warm.... waste of sunshine

Yet again, despite every year being adamant that I will get the garden / seating area sorted and done before the weather gets nice n warm, here I am.. sweating away trying to arrange plants and stuff ready for summer.

I have to say, choosing boyshorts rather than a thong, probably wasn't the best choice of panties - my bits, although shaved n smooth - that's my ass and boy sack etc hehe, are all hot, sweaty and sticky. I know I luv the smell, and taste, of cock when released from its shorts / panties.. but at the moment it is very uncomfortable as I try n weed the flower beds LOL

Anyway, back on topic (future post me thinks) and I find myself on my knees, not for fun, but trying to get some pesky vine weed out of my shrubs and trim back the dead tulips / daffodils as the Lillies start to grow n take their place.

It is sooo warm, not brilliant bright sunshine, but I would still rather be laying on a lounger or a towel on the lawn! Must be at least a few rays that I can soak up and get my tan going, and natural tan line on my ass from thong bikini bottoms :).

How about you, have you been organised and prepared for summer before now, or like me, taken by surprise by the sudden change in weather / temperature and still getting everything ready?

Be good to know I am not the only one.

is summer finally on its way?

the last few days have been so wonderful, the sun has been shining and it has been so warm.

I can't wait till I can get outside n sunbathe, soak up some sunshine on my ass - longing to lay out in thong bikini bottoms n tan my butt lol

I think the tanlines are sexy on a guys ass, and the guys at local gay sauna n on twitter seem to like them

as for now, heating off window open a bit n off to bed naked

I also hope that the tan lines, wih my thong or g string panties, stockings suspenders and high heels, fake boobs etc n big toys deep in my butt will help me make more money on chaturbate and save to buy myself a lovense lush vibrator toy to go with my ohmibod


                                       

What to do on a friday night in....

Can't decide what to do on a Friday night, at home... and not just any Friday, but a bank holiday weekend Friday at that!

I didn't fancy going to the pub with a few friends, instead opted to stay at home n watch a bit of tv with my housemate n his girlfriend.

we have had a few laughs at graham Norton, but now what....

to late to go out, n I am now feeling the need for something filling, something manly hard n ass filling to be exact lol

so quandary... do I resist n go to bed horny with maybe a little fingering n wanking...

wait till housemate n his gf get to bed n either sleep or have some noisy sex n then dildo fuck my ass with whatever comes to hand quickest....

or what?

you tell me!

taken the saucy risk to the next level..... testing people's awareness out in public n shops

I was, well still am actually till I do my Chaturbate cam show in a few mins, horny this morning.

I had to go to the shops but as I was so horny a normal trip wasn't an option.

So, my ohmibod vibe went into a condom up right up my butthole till it was buried deep in my ass, turned it on to fast pulsating n it felt great. Then a pair of saucy satin backless panties and a pair of women's hipster jeans.

finished getting ready n headed out, felt amazing as I drove - my ass moving as I changed gear etc enhanced the vibrations...

Got to the shops, parked and in I went. And would you believe me if I said no-one looked at me twice, laughed, giggled, pointed, stared or commented. I don't think anyone even noticed they were women's jeans - not even the cashier when I got my wallet out of a kinda small back pocket.

And, added to this no reaction to my buzzing lol. Yes, havin it deep in my ass made it much quieter but I am sure a little must have been audible? maybe not, anyway it was wonderful.

Back home, took a few pics, popped in a tail buttplug, did an outdoor pee video, as requested by my twitter followers n now bout to go live camshow playing.

Have great day all xx

Feeling horny, saucy and naughty... risking it in public

A bit of back ground. I have been feeling horny ALL day, nothing unusual I know - many or us feel horny and randy every day, all day, at work and at home.

I managed to keep my hand outta my panties, except to pee of course lol

Got home, and had a text from a friend, wanna meet for a beer?

Now this friend is a straight guy, not interested in guys, trannies or cross dresser's like me.

So, as my randyometer is off the scale I decided to put my ohmibod vibe 2.0 in my panties before I headed out. On the drive to the pub I had it on one of the pulse auto sequences, having a nicely vibrated sack / butthole.

When we got to the pub, I switched it to sound activated, max level and we went in to get a drink.

If you have one of the ohmibod vibes you will know it isn't exactly the quitest most discreet vibe, despite being advertised for fun in public! Quite loud bazzing lol bit of a give away.

Anyway, I could have slipped it into a condom and up my butthole, much quieter that way and some wonderful sensations too.

But, I liked the risk of being heard - by group of friends or complete strangers in the pub, and maybe hoped one would be a guy that liked my ass n would happily feed my mouth and / or arse some cock and cum :)

So my question is, are we getting more of a risk taking society, are we less reserved and don't care as long as we are enjoying ourselves and sod it if anyone can see / hear?

Or was I just being a randy slut?

Comments welcome, and this pic is what I posted to my twitter before I went out!

The public has spoken.... the result of my golden shower / pee or cumshot video is in!

As you may be aware, if you read my last post - I posted a poll on my twitter feed.

Should I do a golden shower / pee video (panties, tights, jeans etc) or a cumshot video.

42% of my followers, or others that saw my poll and voted, chose cumshot in panties - so that is what I will do, as soon as I get a chance.

Golden shower through my panties or a pair of tights also got 25% each, so I may do a pee vid just to tease as well

Thanks for reading, and voting if you did, and look out for more polls soon.

Oh, n don't forget to follow my twitter feed, my chaturbate profile for camshows and my own website - crossdressing with Lena

Lena xx

What should my new #amateur #cammodel video be about

If you have read my bio, previous posts, follow me on twitter or seen my amateur website, then you will already be aware that I am a gay crossdresser that is venturing into the amateur cam model arena and selling my dirty panties n pervy pictures... amongst other things LOL

In an effort to increase my token intake, and so my earnings - from tips and / or purchases I am planning on recording some new short video clips - to include on my picture DVD's that I sell and to have available 2 download via my cam show profile pages - chaturbate and cams.

My dilemma is, and I have just posted this as a poll on my twitter page too, do I do:

• Golden shower / pee through a pair of panties
• Golden shower / pee through a pair of tights
• Golden shower / pee through some jeans, leggings etc
• Cum shot

What do you think?

Please help - the money I make is usually turned into more toys or clothes for me to play with / wear. The last payout paid for my Oh Mi Bod Vibe 2.0 panty vibe and now I want a Lovense Lush too

                                          

well that's a bit blowy LOL

Hi All,

As it is Easter Monday Bank Holiday I thought I would start off with a blog post NOT about sexual views, activities or anything linked - shocking I know

Woke up early, and the wind was blowing a gale, seriously storm Katie - could you have been a bit quieter LOL

I know it's a bank holiday, and traditionally we have bad weather on them in the UK, but after the sunshine we had Friday it would have been nice to have the same today - but no strong winds. I have sat and watched a neighbours gazebo cover get ripped to shreds, not sure why they have put it up already but - the wind definitely had its way with it - it is in tatters.

I have seen bushes blowing down the gardens / roads and bits of tree all over the place.

But, on the positive side the house isn't damaged I guess.

Hope you have all had a good Easter weekend and not had too much damage to your houses or gardens.

Chat soon :)

have tried to keep quiet, but Donald Trump is a twat

I am not sure which is the scariest - the fact that American's can believe Trump, or the fact that he could become President!

Having watched several news weeks, showing and following his numerous cock ups, howlers and absolute fuck ups I am struggling to believe that he is still in the Republican party let alone heading towards being a presidential nominee and possible president of the USA.

He has alienated so many varied groups, abroad, on the US borders and within the US - no group seems safe, I mean - if he can't see anything wrong with saying that if his daughter wasn't his daughter he would bang / marry her - with her sitting NEXT to him on LIVE tv.

Doesn't just that make you skin crawl?

And that's before we get started on religion, sexual preference, immigration........

the list goes on, and on, and on, and on.......

How bad must the rest of the republican runners be?

Anyway, this mornings rant over, heading off out (without the sunshine we had yesterday)

So after #ohmibod we now have #lovense lush bullets

So, after taking time, putting in lots of thought and research before buying myself a #OhMiBod Vibe 2.0 and enjoying its sound activated option when doing camshows, and yes although I have only actually used it in 2 or 3 shows it has made me some tips.

That, and the fact that I use it on many occasions when driving, walking and watching tv.

But I am now faced with a choice, do I go out n buy a Lovense Lush without delay, do I wait n see how much of an impact they have on the camshows, or make more research / watch more vids.

Help!!!!!!!

What a buzzin day

I have had a great day today, a real #sexysaturday LOL

Done a few jobs, like every weekend, doing things round the garden and house - weeding, pruning, washing, ironing... all made much more fun by my OhMiBod

I usually wear panties, everyday as my regular readers / viewers / followers will know. And when at home a bra, fake boobs and some women's clothes - gurly leggings, hipster jeans, shorts, skirt or a dress.

Today it was a pair of leggings, with a simple t shirt, and a pair of heels (I know not really practical for housework but they are so much fun to wear, I just love my hips n ass wiggling as I walk)

I have my metal buttplug in as well, again quite normal for me but the added delight today of my OhMiBod vibrator.

OMG I have used it on manual (varied through the 5 modes) and sound activated - next to the radio speaker as I danced to the beat and my butthole pulsed to the buzz :)

Great fun, very arousing, made the day and boring chores more fun - although they may have taken longer than usual as I get used to the vibrations LOL and I am wearing the black lace panties that come with the toy. They have a stitched in pocket for the vibe, making it secure and easy to wear. And, I have today learned that although not designed that way, the panties can be worn back to front - the the vibe tip is right in your butthole... wonderful waves of pleasure and lust hehe

So - the OhMiBod Vibe 2.0 definately has my recommendation.

Enjoy ur Saturday evening

crossdress, toys, cam & cum... plans for today

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OMG... the hype is right, i looovvved the #OhMiBod Vibe 2.0

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Do us 'guys' stand a chance with #OhMiBod

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Its arrived..... my OhMiBod Vibe 2.0!!!!

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So excited.....

I am soooo excited, just checked and the website I saw the #OhMiBod Vibe 2.0 on has them back in stock !

Needless to say I was straight on and ordered myself one, and an extra bottle of lube - just in case LOL

Now, I can't wait to get it... the days till it arrives are going to seem never ending, and then I am guessing the wait till I can try it will just be hell - I house share with a str8 guy, he is fine with me being a gay #crossdresser, I think I have blogged about how he, and his gf, washed my #panties  #skirts etc and doesn't have a problem with my wandering round the house in #lingerie or #leggings etc etc. But he does draw the line at me playing with toys in front of him, he he saw me once with a #dildo up my #ass n has said it doesn't offend him, just not want to see it - but I can keep trying as he is kinda cute hehe

Anyway, I digress. The #OhMiBod will be mine, and I can do cam shows on Cams.com and / or Chaturbate. Maybe even a new site I have found, but not cam'd on yet - Play with me

Anyway, this is getting me a bit hard in my Boux Avenue panties, so off to 'calm down'


                

no #ohmibod yet... but not letting that stop me LOL

As I am sitting here typing this post I don't yet have the #ohmibod vibe 2 that I said I was going to buy.... I completed it and just as I hot checkout now... it went out of stock, they were meant to get some back in on Monday, but the supplier was out of stock as well... so still waiting. Guess it is as the price is so much cheaper than any other site I have seen it on. Found another one, on the US Amazon, so will get from there if I have to - slightly more expensive but a lot longer to wait - UK site was 2 days, Amazon US will be 18-24 days!

But, mu butthole is still throbbing and pulsing with lust and post play tingles.

Had the larger of my 2 metal jewelled buttplugs in all day, then had a session with my dildo's... started of with my smalles, a black tyrone one, still bout 8" n quite thick, then onto my big white dildo cock... before finishing on my monster fuck off big black dildo - here it is call the Black Destroyer - oh my fuck it is very thick and huge, and felt amazing as I eased it into my hole.

I had meant to just hold it there for a bit, just the head inside my ring, as not played with it for a few weeks.. but lust took over and I couldn't help but start to ride up n down, taking several inches of the thick shaft into my ass - god it felt good and as I pulled off it made me squirt, I pee'd everywhere lol.

So still having fun as I wait to get one of the seemingly very very popular ohmibod toys.



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