Such a thrill, going out to Adult Store dressed fem n gurly

If you have read my previous blog, on the latest and wonderful addition to my anal toy collection, you will know that last Thursday, 05th December 2019, i visited my favorite Adult Sex Shop - Vibez Adult Boutique store, originally intending just to buy some delay / numbing spray for my butthole. But, more importantly I had shared on my twitter feed the night before that i wanted to go dressed fem n gurly, with pics of options that i was considering - heeled ankle boots (that make a magnificent sound as you walk in them), female low rise hipster jeans, some sexy lace panties (of course) and a choice of grey or peach / pastel orange top, with / without bra n whether to also have my DD fake boobies in as well.

So the evening of the 5th arrived, and on the way home from work i stopped at a relatively discrete place - in the entrance gate to a field but it was clearly visible from the adjacent M20, even more so as there was a street light opposite where i stopped. Here i stripped out of a boring suit n tie, slipped on the hipster jeans and ankle boots and i went for the grey t shirt, a bit less fem but more see through, but no bra or boobies (which i soon regretted!). So dressed i got out of the car to wiggle my ass in the jeans and get them nice n low, after all why wear lace panties of not to show them off, and put man clothes in the back of the car. I then headed off towards Aylesford and Vibez - btw it feels so good driving in these boots with their heel, not ready to drive in stiletto heels yet.

Upon arriving at Vibez, i did have a few nerves as there were several cars in the spaces and didn't want to be ridiculed, slipping a fleece on as comfort blanket. Anyway, i headed in, heels clicking loudly on the concrete outside then store floor. And it felt fantastic.

As i entered i was immediately greeted by the son of the owners, who are always so welcoming and put you at ease. We chatted for a while, and as we did so i could hear a man/women couple browsing behind me and they could clearly see my boots and panties, if not knowing the jeans were female ones. I was loving it! After probably 5 mins chatting i started to browse, looking around and seeing some wonderful toys (one of which ended up in my hands later to buy n ride as soon as i could).

So, as i wandered around i got more n more confident and could feel my jeans riding low n panties high as i bent to look at products and walked around, admiring the toy selection, bondage gear and the  the dress up out fits, dresses and lingerie - oh my they have some yummy bra / pantie sets, panties, corsets n dresses with a new range coming 2020 too. I was feeling so good, the fleece came off and i proudly walked round as a gurly(ish) customer - getting told that next time i should come as fem as i wanted, boobs, wigs, skirt or whatever i wanted to wear!

I headed back to the 1st toys i had viewed, picked up the Destructor buttplug and some delay spray, heading to the till and paid as chatted about xmas n stuff.

As i left i put my purchases in the car and had to take some photos, as proof, and to share - here they are.

I felt so exhilarated, such a rush and release and so relaxed, confident and happy. smiling as i drove home, still dressed female x x

  

  

    

Blush Novelties - Jet Destructor 10.75" ridged buttplug (product review)

Welcome to the next in my (infrequent) blogs and product reviews - this time I tried out the newest addition to my sextoy collection, a carbon Black 10.75" ridged buttplug from Blush Novelties, their amazing Jet Destructor.

If you follow me on twitter, and I hope you do, you will see that i took a planned trip to my fav store, Vibez Adult Boutique, dressed like a gurl and after some numbing spray.

Well, after being made very welcome by the amazing staff, feeling relaxed enough to show of my lace panties above my hipster jeans, I wandered round the store for a browse and as soon as i say this amazing looking toy I knew that i wanted it, I tried to resist but soon headed back to pick one up.

So this morning I had the opportunity to play, and my 1st pick was the Destructor. With a small amount of lube applied to the tapered tip i stuck it to the floor, with the impressive suction cup, brushed it against my butthole, and slowly eased it in.

Well, when I say slowly I mean that I tried to be slow, but it felt so dam good as it slid into me, the tapered tip opening up my ass nice n easily, and the 4 ridges giving intense sensations.

OMG wow, as soon as i started to sit back and the top slipped in, up to the 1st ridge, i could feel its widening girth stretching my anal ring, and feeling great doing it, and that was before the 1st ridge popped in, making me moan and wriggle with pleasure.

I continued to move back, sitting my ass down on this wonderful toy, slowly opening my ass p as the girth widened to its max, and another ridge popped me open.

I had to ride at this point, sliding up n down on the Destructor, taking more n more into me with each down thrust, feeling my ring stretch open to accommodate and swallow the toy. before i knew it I had taken all 4 ridges, and slowly say back till my ass was resting on the floor, with the buttplug buried to the base inside my ass. The sensations were amazing, and I admit it made me squirt as I pulled off, back to the 1st ridge before riding hard.

At this point I must say that the suction cup was also very impressive, holding the floor and not moving despite my lustful riding.

After at least 15 mins, I pulled off and unstuck the suction cup, before kneeling head down and ass up to slide it back into me and use it like a dildo till i had it all in me again. The plug stayed fixed nicely inside me, and felt very comfortable even with over 9" of PVC buttplug buried in me. The play session ended, with me very aroused, yet satisfied and with a great gape to my butthole.

This toy is well n truly worth the purchase, and an amazing addition to my toy collection. Plenty of pleasure, comfy and easy to use, gave some seriously good sensations as it slipped in, with the ridges giving an additional source of pleasure. Butthole, anal ring gaping and pure pleasure. Highly recommend and will be using again very soon!

10.75 Inch Length (9.25 Inch Insertable) x 2.6 Inch Width

10/10 for pleasure, ease of use and cleaning.

My Lubido Aloe Anal Ease Water Based Lubricant (Product Review)

As promised on my Twitter feed, I had a play today and used my new bottle of Lubido Aloe infused Anal Ease Water Based Lubricant - check it out on their website for the product specific information and all of their other products.

So lets get started, did I like it - YES, was it easy to use - YES, did it give a comfortable and fun anal ride - YES.

Upon opening I had to have a sniff, and was surprised by the lack of smell, even the usual 'lube' scent was minimal - and by the end of my play session, several hours and numerous toys later, the smell was still subtle and mild on my ass & skin and in the room, which is handy if not immediately showering or airing the room - often I have had to go out post sex / toy play session and can easily smell the lube in the room and on my skin (especially when panties are pulled down) and often wonder if friends / work colleagues etc. can smell it when sitting close by.So this milder smell is a definite plus point. Not sure a positive or negative, personal opinion I guess, but I also couldn't smell the Aloe in the lube at all.

Anyway, on to the more important bit - what was it like as a lube?

Over the next few hours, I used my 9" black dildo, my 10.5" white dildo, Perfect Fit Tunnel Plug XL, huge Ass Invader buttplug and my monster Ass Destroyer Dildo, all several times in various order - including making a vid clip riding the Ass Destroyer for over 7 mins and a 10min custom wank n dildo ride with the white dildo - and my ass wasn't sore after all of this - despite being gaped and sloppy as hell LOL.

One of the things i love about the Lubido lube bottles is the pump they come with,which make it so easy to get the right amount, and have fun!
I started with a single pump on the 9" black suction dildo, spread over its head, and was very impressed as i slide easily onto it, the head popping my ass open and then sliding all the way in within a couple of thrust n rides. It was slippery, and felt amazing as i enjoyed some balls deep bouncing on the dildo.

This made me hornier, so with another squirt (from my boi clitty as i pulled off and feresh lube hehe_ i started on the 10.5" white dildo, which is thicker as well as longer - i can't only just get the head into my mouth, and as before is slid easily down onto the shaft - I have to admit by this point i was moaning happily with the pleasure my ass n toys were giving me. After about 15 mins of enjoying this dildo, i was ready for the next test, and increase in my anal stretch / gape and pleasure.

I went for he Perfect Fit XL Tunnel Plug next, and after spreading some of the Anal Ease Lube from my butthole on the top it slide straight into my ass, and god this did make me twitch, moan n squirm as i squirted with lust filled pleasure. At this point i took a few photos and a short vid clip in my pink high heels walking, wiggling my ass n bending over to show the tunnel plug, before squatting n leaking out of the tunnel.

By now i was really horny, and as many of you may know - this feeling makes me want to gape my ass even more than usual - so the Ass Invader plug joined the fun - putting it on a chair i added a squirt of lube (so just 3 squirts in total so far since i started the play session) and sat my gagging slutty ass down - oh my, i slide on so far i moaned like a cheap street whore, and god i loved it. I was pressing down before i even realised what i was doing, and could feel my ass stretching n opening. I rode n squatted for a bit, before taking a break to get a fresh pot of coffee - this is relevant as when i came back the lube on the plug had dried a bit in the 26c heat, so i spat n sucked n it was soon slick n ready to go again (and i can say at this point that there was no unpleasant taste either) and i was back on the plug, stretching myself open for the next round of play.

Enter the Ass Destroyer dildo, with its humongous length and massive girth. A fresh squirt of lube, and i was easing myself down onto it, slowly and gently pressing its big, fat head into my ass. I haven't had a chance to use this toy in over a month, so wasn't sure how easily i would open up to take it, but i needn't have worried/ It went in with a pop, a moan and groan and it was wonderful. I pulled off to control my butthole pulsating, before pushing it back up my ass and riding, no warm up just into the ride n wrecking of my ass. I was in heaven - this lube was slippery and long lasting, and i was having a fantastic time too.

I continued to play, alternating toys until i was a sloppy, slutty, moaning wreck.

Whilst enjoying a well earned coffee, i decided to make a short hardcore anal toy video for my site, and wanting a slippery sloppy fuck i did add one more squirt of lube - and away i went, for over 7 mins i was talking dirty n fucking myself on my Ass Destroyer - letting it do as it's name suggests. I can safely say i was a quivering wreck when i finished, with squirt everywhere and a pulsating and abused butthole - one happy gurly i can safely say.

I had been asked yesterday for a custom personalised video clip, playing with my boiclitty and riding a dildo as i talked dirty to my 'big brother' - a bit of an incest theme. So for 10 mins thats what i did, using the lube already up my ass n spread over my squishy hole i rode my white dildo n had some fun.

In total i was playing for about 5 hours, and even now, over 9 hours later my butthole is fine, sloppy n wet but feels great, and a few lube farts are escaping (as normal and expected).

I can highly recommend this lube if you are after a water based one, which is gentler on your ass (and i am guessing the same on a pussy).

Smell - very faint
Taste - subtle usual lube flavour, nt unpleasant at all.
price - good / average for product
Ease of use - handy pump makes it simple to get as much, or little, as you need. Easy to clean up
Slippery - wonderfully so, and long lasting

I got mine from my local adult store, but it is available in many stores and on Amazon (it's on my wishlist to get more!)

Strange things that pop into a gurly mind overnight

Whilst laying in bed last night, or early this morning, i started thinking about something that i am sure will have occured to all gay, #gurly, #sissy or bi guys as well as many women.

What was it about you may ask? Well, #anal sex and always being prepared!

By prepared i don't mean having #lube available or condoms if you don't like #bareback. I mean in the cleaned out kinda way (being polite about it).

We are all, whether we like or indulge in #analsex or not, aware of what our wonderful tight back passages were intended for. And those of us that do like (or love) it up the #ass are aware that there are many options and suggested ways of preparing said passage to take a #cock and what we don't want to happen whilst being #fucked. I am sure there are lots of methods i have never seen or heard of, and that we all have our own preferred personal routine to prep for a session. Whether that's a self enema, using a douche or playing with #buttplug's and/or #dildo's or a combination of methods.

Personally, i have tried all if these on their own or a selection and it does depend on what i am planning or expecting,  time scales and other recent #anal action. In fact, i have even sat in a toilet, #lubed up my #butthole n fingers and basically fingered n semi fisted my #ass till it cleaned out, so that i could enjoy some unplanned #anal play n sex.

But, my question is - does anyone have a regular routine , that they are willing to share, that they do to ensure they are always ready to get their #ass fucked without any messy consequences (which i know can sometimes happen anyway) or rushed clear outs? If so, please comment here or #DM me on my twitter @Lena_cd if you want to remain anonymous and i will post it for you.

Great time at un-planned visit to ME1 Sauna (Rochester, Kent)

Any of you that follow my Twitter account will know that yesterday, Saturday 06th April, i went out to the pub with some friends for lunch, wearing a pair of my new thong panties from Dirty Bitch Clothing, you can follow them on Twitter too.

So yesterday i decided to wear the pair saying 'CREAMPIE ME', and knowing that made me feel very sexy all day.

Met up with friends, we had a great lunch, even though drinking coffee as i was driving. Several hours later (until yesterday i never knew that at Wetherspoons you get to refill your coffee cup as many times as you want to!) left to head home, but found myself driving past ME1 gay sauna, which wasn't on my quickest way home LOL.

Anyway, i headed inside knowing that i couldn't stay too long, and stripped in the locker room making sure that as many of the guys saw my ass in the black thong panties and the slogan on the front hehe.

I have never been at the weekend before, so it was busier than i have ever seen it over the years, and there were lots of hot guys (and cocks) wandering around.

I showered, and prepped my butthole with some lube, working it 4 fingers deep so that i was ready for action at any moment - despite not planning on going i was horny as hell and desperate to get me some cock & cum.

After a brief chill out in the steam room, watching the porn on the screens, i headed up to the themes zone, wandering around I found that they have added a 'dark sensory room' since my last visit.

As i walked through the curtain I felt a hand on my ass (which was freshly shaved and nice n smooth), which started stroking and groping my butt cheeks - now this was getting me fucking horny as hell which i guessed he realised as i pushed my ass back onto his hand and moaned when his finger tip brushed my wet hole.

Whilst he groped my ass, my hands wandered and found his growing cock under his towel, which got bigger as i stroked n squeezed it, before slipping my hand under the towel and getting a good grip of his hard throbbing shaft.

As i started to gently(ish) wank him i led him further into the room, dropping to my knees and taking him in my mouth, slurping n sucking his bellend as my lips pushed his foreskin back. He was a nice size, and i took him all into my throat as i gave him a wet, sloppy and noisy blowjob which soon got a few guys watching n standing around us stroking their cocks.

It didn't take long before he pulled out and blew his load into my mouth and face, tasting salty n yummy - boy did he twitch as i licked his bellend clean and swallowed as much of his cum as i could.

Without waiting i turned n saw a big long thick cock and another long decent cock - stroking each other off. I took the big one in my mouth first, as much as i could anyway as he was thick (helped by the cockring he had on) and wanked the 2nd guy, then swapped over - taking it i turns to suck n wank them off, with a 3rd (and maybe 4th i am not 100% sure) guy groping my ass n fingering my sloppy butthole. I was enjoying sucking them off and so were they by the noises, and as the 2nd guy blew his load into my throat with a load groan, i swallowed my 2nd load of the day. At this point i realised that there was a hard fuck going on somewhere behind me, hearing the balls slapping on ass cheeks with grunts n moans lol.

I needed to be fucked like that, so stood and looked at the guys around me and went across the building to another play room, laying over a padded round bench / table with my lubed ass high n spread - again enjoying the porn on the screens.

The guy with the big thick cock appeared behind me (thank god) and slid his wonderful cock into my ass, popping me open as i moaned load n happy.

I could tell he enjoyed the feel of my ass, as he slid balls deep into me, not just by the groan but he grabbed my hips n held me impaled on his throbbing manhood, not that i was going anywhere hehe.

As he started to pound, getting faster n faster, pulling n thrusting as he fucked me hard n fast i was moaning n groaning, begging him to fuck me n cum in me. I can safely say that this was the biggest white cock i have ever taken and i loved every minute, about 10 of them, as he fucked me hard n deep, every thrust slapping his balls on my shaved ass n sack, till with one last grab of my hips he spunked deep into my ass, and it felt amazing.

He pulled out, slapping my ass as a thanks, n as he moved off a 2nd guy moved into position, pressing his cock against my open n willing hole, although this time i could feel the condom on his dick.

With a wiggle of my ass he got the message that i wanted him, and he slammed into me. It was good, so good as he took over pounding my slutty fuck hole, grinding his dick into me and his shaved balls slapping against mine felt wonderful - i am shaved n like guys that are also shaved, the skin to skin contact is wonderful, but don't say no to any dick). I was soon moaning again, quite vocal as  i enjoyed the cock satisfying my needs.

After a few minutes i felt him swell n pulsate as his cum spurted into the condom, not wanting to waste a drop of the wonderful stuff i turned as he pulled out n tried to get hold of his cock so i could drink the cum n suck him clean but he moved off saying he needed to shower (i did wonder if i was the 1st guy he had fucked n he felt dirty maybe?).

Anyway, there was still 1 more guy wanting my ass, so i happily bent over again n felt him stroke my ass as he added a bit more lube to my hole, before slipping his cock into me (bareback) till his balls rested against me. he held me like that, and i did moan a bit as it felt so good, and then omg, he pulled out n proceeded to fuck me so hard the bench started to lift n bang and move as he thrust into me. He was rough, hard n fucked me silly and i was getting very noisy n loved it, god it was good, and wonderfully i knew i had more cum heading my way too.

He lasted longer than i thought he would, with the hard pounding he was giving me, but soon i again felt a cock swell n pulsate as he got ready to fill me with more cum, and he shot lots, at least 5 or 6 spurts that i could feel, and then fell against me, as exhausted n drained as i felt. With a kiss to my neck n a grope of my ass cheeks he pulled out and i got to suck his cock clean, the taste of his cock, my ass, his creamy cum n a bit of lube was amazing.

I realised i been there about an hour by now, n needed to leave, so headed back to the steam room - rather breathless but happy n holding 2 loads of cum in my belly n another 2 up my ass. After a few mins i showered the sweat off of, dressed in my cheeky panties n wet open butthole as i bent right over to put them so anyone that looked could see my used hole, before dressing and heading home.

yesterday was a wonderful day lol

Hope your's was too, Lena x

Vibez Luxury Water Based Lube - what an excellent product (product review)

I haven't posted anything in ages, let alone a product review - i started doing reviews of my adult sex toys and this is the next in the line.

I recently got a tube of Vibez Luxury Water Based Lube from my local Adult Store - Vibez Adult Boutique, and have used it on several occasions, with various types and sizes of toys - if you follow me on Twitter you will have seen some of them, and that i use a selection of lubes depending on my mood / toys or sometimes just how i feel that day!

It comes in a 100ml Tube, making it ideal for travel and carrying to events and anywhere you may need it, or think you may!

As to the lube itself, it is thick, not sticky and yet slick n slippery.

When squeezed out of the tube, it is a thick gel, which is great as it doesn't run the toys / body areas before you get a chance to spread it around, meaning you waste less! It spreads easily, giving a nice coating to required areas, without making everything sticky, including your fingers - and doesn't taste as bad as other lubes either if you suck your fingers clean, lick it off a toy or body part - i have tasted  it from dildo's, fingers, cocks and butt holes and not found it ruining the taste of anything.

Once spread out, it gives an amazing slippery ride and superb sensations, Being slippery, but not sticky, it gives a gliding and enjoyable ride and lasts for a long time, i have used it for hours and only needed small re-applications when i have added bigger toys during long play sessions, and these often last for several hours and involve anything from  5 - 15 toys, sometimes more. If it does dry out, or you go back to a previously used to after a while, a small amount of spit / few drops of water rubbed in and it slicks back up n away you can go again - even on your ass or cock.

After a recent ride, my butt hole was still slippery and slicked up inside the following day, and i was soon wet n able to take big toys by spitting on my fingers and rubbing my butt hole - reactivating the lube without adding more.  (i do need to add here that i am a regular and (semi) experienced user of toys so my ass does open easier than a novice or sporadic user would experience). I can't say how well it works with Vagina's, as i am definitely not a pussy user, but i can give my opinion on anal use.

Over all, i highly recommend this lube, and will be using it on many occasions