What shall i do today....

It's the last Bank Holiday off the year, and I don't know what to do.

It isn't that I haven't got things I could / should be doing, more what do I want to do LOL

I need to do some gardening, share with housemate, but we need to cut the grass, weeding and pruning. Plus prune back a tree that over grows into our garden.

And, I need to sort out a big pile of paperwork that I have been putting off doing. Just need to go through it, decide what to keep (and put away) and what to shred... just seems such a boring and uninteresting task, essential though it may be

Need to re-paint the bathroom. I have been 'offering' to do it for about 6 months so guess I will have to soon.

Normal chores such as ironing and hovering / dusting.

Sit in the sunshine, or lay out I  my thong trunks n try n get a tan on my ass.

Or do a camshow for horny guys n gurls n try n make some money (put towards my Lovense Lush fund!)

And, I have decided (I think) to do a review of my various toys, possibly some of my women's cloths) n see how they go down on here - blog reviews seem to be quite popular and influencial in todays society.

What are you plans?

Lena


                                         

Phones.... Android, Iphone and Windows... get your act together

I just need a quick rant.

I have just changed my phone, and operating system, from a Windows Phone to Android - as there are way more apps available for Android (in fact Microsoft have confirmed that in approx. 3 years they will have a android based system for the Nokia / Microsoft phones).

I loved my windows phone, so easy to use and it integrated and synced with my laptop, outlook, onedrive etc perfectly and with NO effort or actions required by me... and of course it has Cortana.

I have finally managed to copy all of my contacts across (not even the ShareIt, Samsung Swap apps etc would do this - None worked properly going from Windows to Android) - all 300+ of them.

Moved my music and photos across, got annoyed as the phone wants to use Google Drive as my back up - I would rather all of my photo's etc went to OneDrive, so that they were then instantly available on my laptop as well, without me having to do anything. But hey, I have created my google account and set up the photos to backup to Google Photo / Google Drive and for now I will have to either log into google on my laptop of manually copy them to Onedrive.

Unless, does anyone know how I can set the back up options to OneDrive rather than Google Photos / Google Drive? If so, pleeeeeeeeesase tell me :)

I have downloaded all of my apps, and more, and been into them all and logged back in with my account details. All good.

then I tried to use the Android 'Assistant' - she is useless, when I ask her to 'call jo bloggs mobile' I get either - there is no Bloggs in your contacts, or please repeat, or if she does get the name then comes up with all of the numbers for that person and I have to use the phone screen to select which one I want -not good when you are driving and your phone is in a bag in the back of the car! I have tried Samsung Drive, won't work unless you have Bluetooth in the car itself, and other versions of the assistant. I finally managed to find the android version of Cortana, but she is nowhere near as good as the windows version (yes I know they have an upgraded voice recognition update but that is only available in the US & China at the moment!).

Any suggestions, and of you lovely people found a good, useable and friendly assistant on Android that I can download and use?

Rant over (for now!)

Hope to hear from some of you soon.

Lena xx

Poll results are in... am I Normal, Saucy, Dirty or plain Slutty?

After a few comments on my Twitter, I uploaded a post here (previous one to this) talking about how I had been rather horny, and ended up using a plastic drink bottle (initially new then filled with water) to satisfy my anal cravings.. and did this make me normal, saucy, dirty or slutty.

So, I posted a poll on my twitter page, pinned to the top for all my visitors to see.

It was open for 3 days, and I received just 44 responses - from nearly 18,000 followers - so not a high response rate :(

Anyway, the winner is - I am SLUTTY :) Voted by 59% of you.

Saucy          2%
Normal       16%
Dirty           23%
Slutty          59%

I have actually taken it as a compliment, I know I enjoyed myself, I know that I am gaining the confidence to be free and open about my sexual preferences and needs, open enough to talk about loving sex toys and what lube I use / like. And I have had several wonderful chats with the staff / management at my local adult store - Vibes Adult Boutique. These talks have really increased my self confidence, and trust in others - I hope to get a few new naughty photos taken in the store when I am shopping... butt plug shopping selfie sounds fun, or even just another one flashing more of my panties.

So I am happy to be slutty at times, I don't have any problems behaving in such a way in private, or in suitable public ways - i.e. on a camshow.

And dirty wasn't a high %, does this reflect that peoples views and acceptance are changing?

Anyway, have fun - enjoy being whatever you want to be and have a great day playing with your sex toys - I know I do / will!

Lena xx

saucy, horny, normal or slutty...

If you follow my Twitter you will know that I am a cross dresser, and one that is generally very horny, loves cock and cum and enjoys many aspects of the gay / sissy lifestyle including glory holes, random anonymous sex, dressing - in private and starting to go out more in public, and gay sauna's. On top of this I am quite active on the camshow scene, hosting my own shows on Chaturbate, Cams and YouKandy - not as often as I want, but hope to get to do more soon.

After having a great conversation on Twitter this morning, I am just asking you opinion - and I will be posting this as a poll on my Twitter profile page as well.

Bit of background. I was watching some gay webcam shows last night - involving, oral sex, anal sex and toys. Great cumshot in one that the guy swallowed and slurped it all up.

This obviously got me rather aroused, stroking myself and ended up riding one of my dildo's balls deep in my ass - posted a comment on twitter saying going to bed after a good dildo ride.

Woke up this morning, and my butthole was pulsating wonderfully (ladies - your pussies may feel / do the same after a good fuck / dildo session, but you will have to tell be that one LOL). And I was rather aroused thinking about my ass n one thing led to another, stroking n looking around for some relief. First thing I saw, and closest, that was a suitable size n weight was a bottle of drink that I had taken to bed with me - sports drink not alcoholic lol. So I tweeted, feeling horny only thing to hand was a bottle and led to conversation admitting I had fucked my ass with the bottle, and enjoyed it a lot.

Have you ever felt / done the same - when you are horny anything will do as a dildo - with your pussy / ass?

Does it make me:

• Normal horny guy
• Saucy n dirty guy
• Slutty

What do you think?

Let me know

Lena x

                                             

Earning from my web shows and websites

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dogging and glory holes... fact or fantasy

I am a 'fairly' horny gurly, well some times incredibly horny and slutty LOL

Thing is, I love cock, I love cum... I love sex - and I am pretty sure I am not the only one. And, I really enjoy the thrill of anonymous, random and public sex too.

I mean, when I go to my local gay sauna, ME1 in Rochester, Kent, I have absolutely no problems walking round stark naked, towel in my hand or over my shoulder. I happily go down on guys I see and give there cocks a good old suck, swallow their cum, and have my arse fondled, fingered and fucked - all in full view of anyone else that is in the various rooms / walking by the lounges.

So, back to topic.

Years ago, and more recently, when I made the 2nd step - I was already wearing panties everyday by this point - I went to local glory holes at motorway service toilets, and other various public toilets around the area. Here I wanked another guy for the 1st time, sucked my 1st cock, swallowed my 1st load of cum and even got my arse fucked by a guy for the 1st time - all through a hole in a toilet wall - don't know who they were, I just enjoyed their cock's.

Moved on from this to a bit of public flashing / exhibitionism - went to a local glory hole / criusy toilet block in Strood (Kent) - no longer there, behind the shops in the car park (now Asda I think). Anyway, here I stood at the urinals, jeans open showing my thong panties, suspender belt and stockings - and a stiff cock getting stroked. I got myself well n truly fucked in the cubicles more than once - with the door open and closed (with about 6 guys in the adjoining cubicles looking over the top hehe. It was great.

Also went to cruisy toilets / glory hole in Aylesford - at Cobtree Park. Again, had plenty of fun at urinal and in the cubicles - although I have yet to enjoy myself in the woods - apparently plenty of action out in the woods, sucking n fucking... sounds wonderful.

And, this also used to be a good dogging spot at night. I went there many times, and another location near the Dartford crossing, on the Kent side.

Thing is - over the years these have all been stopped, closed / knocked down etc - as they are 'trouble spots' causing trouble in local area etc. Hands on heart I can say that I NEVER felt scared, pressured or had / saw any trouble - verbal or physical - and that's with my panties down and cocks in various parts of my body - easy target for gay / queer abuse!

I have tried visiting several, no joy -

   the toilets on A2 Cobham (south bound) no longer exist.
   toilets in Strood behind shops no longer exist
   toilets at coach park in Rochester - never seems be any action anymore
   Dartford dogging spot - I have tried various days / nights and never seen anyone there
   Cobtree park - toilets 'upgraded' to stop the glory hole action and gates locked at night!

point of this, I really, really, really want to go glory hole and dogging again, and enjoy some random anonymous sex - yes I know to be careful, I always have lube n condoms in the car.

So, does anyone know what is happening in Kent? Are any of these locations (or others) still active. Please let me know if they are, or about others, or any good websites I can register on and find out what is happening.

If you don't want to comment here for your own identity protection, or so big brother doesn't see / find out - email me, visit my website and contact me or text me (textphone only it doesn't take calls) 07522 221980.

You only have to look at my website, my YouKandy profile, my Twitter or Chaturbate to see that I am a genuine sissy, gurly, crossdresser just looking for lust :)

Lena xx