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Thursday 10 November 2016

Driving standards, or lack of, in the UK today

Morning,

not one of my usual topics (don't worry the adult nature of my blog will return .....) but every time I think it can't get worse, it does.

The standards of people's driving in the UK is getting worse, quickly. It is heading to being as bad as driving in some places in Europe - I have driven in France, Germany, Italy, Cyprus and other places, and I would say Cyprus and Italy are the worst. But we are catching up!

Just yesterday, I was driving home in the rain - soaking wet roads and rain falling, with a van sitting so close behind me I couldn't see its grill or even all of its headlights, and we were travelling at 70mph down a dual carriageway. If I had had to break hard, he would have been on my back seat.

then, driving through a housing estate, go over the brow of a blind hill, to go down the hill to find a car half over the central white line (yes there is a clear and recently re painted  central line for a change) so had to break and swerve as he had no intention of either slowing down or getting back onto his own side of the road. 5 mins later going round a corner, another car crossing the central line - at least he did swerve back.

And lastly, bearing in mind I only travelled about 15 miles, a car comes out of his driveway, looks left AWAY from the traffic that would hit him first and then pulls out without even looking the other way - so horn blaring and swerving round him, as did the car behind me. Lucky the other lane was clear wasn't it.

Now, all of these vehicles were British registered, so can't jump to the foreign driver blame game - some of them are atrocious and I am guessing have yet to take a UK driving test, but many of ours are just as bad..

No licence? Don't car? Arrogant? Badly taught? (they can't all have had bad instructors!)

Yes, our roads aren't in a good shape and in many places the lines have worn away. But we all know the rules of the road, and to stick to our own side and look before we do anything... doesn't seem o happen anymore

Anyway, rant over (not even mentioned that funny orange flashing thing) and must ehad out to face the traffic again

laters xx

Saturday 5 November 2016

Fun on November 5th...

It's 5th November, Bonfire night, Fireworks night.... whatever you want to call it.

Me & housemate, plus his gf, are having a few friends round for a fireworks party - firepit going, beer, food n fireworks - and sparklers, never to big to have a sparkler n act like a kid as you write your name LOL

But, so that we can do the fireworks, housemate n me have been clearing all the leaves etc from the garden. Raking them up, cutting back shrubs as well as getting the firepit ready - we don't want to be slipping over on the wet leaves as we are trying to place / light the fireworks now do we....

And, as I teased on my twitter account earlier, I chose pink n gurly, see through rouched boyshorts as my panties today - keep my ass warm LOL And, more importantly ensure that my metal jewelled buttplug stayed in place - even more so once I added my OhMiBod deep in my butthole, buried right up inside me vibrating away - condom wrapped of course so I can pull it out again LOL.

Felt amazing, great way for guys to enjoy the remote vibes, and the reason I soooo want a Lovense Lush bullet vibe to stick in my butt, and the new Lovense Hush vibrating buttplug.

Anyway, felt great as I buzzed away as we worked, and if the OhMiBod touched the metal plug, the vibrations were quite intense lol.

Getting ready to party now, still in the boyshorts with buttplug but OhMiBod needs charging - worn it out haha.

Have a fun, and safe, bonfire night everyone xx

Thursday 3 November 2016

Not just the sex toys, the all important lube must be reviewed as well!

I have started writing reviews of some of my sex toys, and how much fun they are / I have had with them. But to enjoy them to their fullest, after all they are pretty much all anal toys, you must have lube.

So my first lube review, is of the amazing, slippery and great feeling ID Glide from @IDLube.

They do a wide range of lube's, from the water based Glide, through flavoured lubes and onto the top of the range silicone lubes.

So far I have tried the Glide, and loved it, as well as a couple of sample pouches of their flavoured lubes.

Oh my god, the glide certainly lives up to its name. It comes in various pack sizes, and is very cost effective - it may appear expensive but you don't need much for a long lasting slippery ride - as I found out.

It is easy to use, simple and quick to apply and long lasting, and if it does start to dry simply re-activate it with a bit of water (and YES this can be spit, it doesn't have to be tap water). As it is water based, safe to use with all of your rubber / silicone toys and condoms.

Even though very slippery, and reacts with water, it is still easy to wipe up and clean away - I even used a couple of baby wipes to clean my butt cheeks and toys, as well as my butthole.

As to the ride, it is slippery, smooth and enjoyable - makes it easy to take and enjoy toys of various sizes. For any of you that have watched my shows / viewed my video's or pictures on YouKandy or Chaturbate, you will have witnessed that with a small amount of this lube, and very little preparation and practice time, I can take my ass destroying monster dildo into my butthole - so far I have worked nearly half of it up my ass, leaving me stretched, gaped and happy - slippery and open, without any pain or discomfort during or after the show.

So would I recommend it, most definitely yes - it is a wonderful lube, and when I need to re-stock I will be heading to my favourite adult store, Vibez Adult Boutique, to buy a big 5L bottle of the wonderful stuff!

Rating - 10 / 10