Visit to Vibez Adult Boutique, Aylesford, Maidstone

 I have been meaning to write this for some time, since last year in fact!

I have a few sex / adult stores near me, but by far the best is Vibez Adult Boutique in Aylesford, Maidstone, kent. (Directions)

Not just because of the amazing, constantly updated, type and variety of toys (Dildo's, butt plugs, gapers, bondage, vibrators, anal depth trainers and more) for beginners and experienced (i.e. sluts like me) users, from the small to the massive. as well as lingerie, fetish wear, role play / dress up, shoes and of course the all important lubes, condoms, poppers etc. On top of all this, and a major reason why I love this store and go back as often as I can (I could spend my annual salary there is so much to chose from that I want), is the amazing staff - they are always so welcoming, so helpful and non judegmental.

When I first went I was a shy newbie, in man mode after work, but with the confidence they have given me to be more 'me' I now visit in full fem clothes from high heels / boots, skirts n tops & bodysuits with my DD breastforms proudly on display (as is my bra quite often too LoL. And I styill feel comfortable, relaxed and happy to browse.

They also have a changing room, with wonderful mirrors and a ring light (they know we like to take changing room pics hehe).

I will be going back soon, I need to get some new poppers (On my last visit I was given a recommendation for my first ever poppers) and noew need more, and maybe a new version to try) as well as a travel lube bottle to replace one I have lost. I am sure I will be browsing toys, lingerie and clothes as well - trying to resit whilst being so tempted!

ME1 Gay Sauna - relax, suck, fuck n chill followed by a night out with str8 mates

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ME1 Gay Sauna - unplanned visit

 Taking advantage of my day finishing earlier than expected yesterday, always good when meetings finish early rather than late!

Took a trip to ME1 Gay Sauna in Rochester, Kent. I haven't had the time or opportunity to go for ages, and I love the chance to chill, relax and enjoy being naked in the hot tub, steam room and sauna as well as the play rooms, sex rooms and dark areas - cock n cum whilst relax, feel better and watch wonderful gay porn - what could be better.

I knew I didn't have much time spare, but even a couple of hours was worth the reasonable entrance fee (and they now take card as well as cash payments).

So arrived, paid n entered. Stripped down to my little pink thong panties then realised I didn't have a towel, so walked back to reception with my bare ass wiggling to get one. The towel was smaller than previously, not even going round my waist to cover up - not a problem, I love being naked there and the rule of no nudity in the coffee lounge seems to have gone. 

Since my last visit, and during the horrible times of covid, they have refurbished the rooms, with more sex benches, beds and couches, bigger and better for multi layer n person fun.

Anyway, it is def worth a visit, check out their website for pics, open hours etc.

I am a good slut, i take regular sti tests now, at least every 3 months - and as a resident of Medway I am able to use a free NHS sponsored service and get my results in a few days.

So, the important bit - did I have any fun.

I arrived about 3.30pm, and the place was quite busy, lots of guys wandering around, sounds of moaning and fucking.

I showered, lubed up my hole (free lube and condoms available all around the venue) and went in search of cock!

I sucked one guy off in the sauna, before we headed back into the showers and i got a good taste of his cock and cum, all swallowed.

Next I had some fun in the dark area, a group of guys surrounded me and after wanking a few of them i dropped to my knees n started to suck, one guy insisted on wearing a condom to get blown and after a while the taste of latex put me off so i headed down to the lounge for a free coffee.

After that i wandered around, sucked a few more cocks but although busy with guys I struggled to find a top to fuck my ass, ended up fingering myself with an ass blast as I watched porn - but that is just pot luck, as you never know what guys will be in these venues.

Anyway, it was still fun and worth the £13 to relax, suck some cocks and swallow 4 loads of cum.

Hope to be back there soon, for longer and get my ass pounded raw n hard, filled with cum and left a cum soaked n filled cock slut hehe.

My Lubido Aloe Anal Ease Water Based Lubricant (Product Review)

As promised on my Twitter feed, I had a play today and used my new bottle of Lubido Aloe infused Anal Ease Water Based Lubricant - check it out on their website for the product specific information and all of their other products.

So lets get started, did I like it - YES, was it easy to use - YES, did it give a comfortable and fun anal ride - YES.

Upon opening I had to have a sniff, and was surprised by the lack of smell, even the usual 'lube' scent was minimal - and by the end of my play session, several hours and numerous toys later, the smell was still subtle and mild on my ass & skin and in the room, which is handy if not immediately showering or airing the room - often I have had to go out post sex / toy play session and can easily smell the lube in the room and on my skin (especially when panties are pulled down) and often wonder if friends / work colleagues etc. can smell it when sitting close by.So this milder smell is a definite plus point. Not sure a positive or negative, personal opinion I guess, but I also couldn't smell the Aloe in the lube at all.

Anyway, on to the more important bit - what was it like as a lube?

Over the next few hours, I used my 9" black dildo, my 10.5" white dildo, Perfect Fit Tunnel Plug XL, huge Ass Invader buttplug and my monster Ass Destroyer Dildo, all several times in various order - including making a vid clip riding the Ass Destroyer for over 7 mins and a 10min custom wank n dildo ride with the white dildo - and my ass wasn't sore after all of this - despite being gaped and sloppy as hell LOL.

One of the things i love about the Lubido lube bottles is the pump they come with,which make it so easy to get the right amount, and have fun!
I started with a single pump on the 9" black suction dildo, spread over its head, and was very impressed as i slide easily onto it, the head popping my ass open and then sliding all the way in within a couple of thrust n rides. It was slippery, and felt amazing as i enjoyed some balls deep bouncing on the dildo.

This made me hornier, so with another squirt (from my boi clitty as i pulled off and feresh lube hehe_ i started on the 10.5" white dildo, which is thicker as well as longer - i can't only just get the head into my mouth, and as before is slid easily down onto the shaft - I have to admit by this point i was moaning happily with the pleasure my ass n toys were giving me. After about 15 mins of enjoying this dildo, i was ready for the next test, and increase in my anal stretch / gape and pleasure.

I went for he Perfect Fit XL Tunnel Plug next, and after spreading some of the Anal Ease Lube from my butthole on the top it slide straight into my ass, and god this did make me twitch, moan n squirm as i squirted with lust filled pleasure. At this point i took a few photos and a short vid clip in my pink high heels walking, wiggling my ass n bending over to show the tunnel plug, before squatting n leaking out of the tunnel.

By now i was really horny, and as many of you may know - this feeling makes me want to gape my ass even more than usual - so the Ass Invader plug joined the fun - putting it on a chair i added a squirt of lube (so just 3 squirts in total so far since i started the play session) and sat my gagging slutty ass down - oh my, i slide on so far i moaned like a cheap street whore, and god i loved it. I was pressing down before i even realised what i was doing, and could feel my ass stretching n opening. I rode n squatted for a bit, before taking a break to get a fresh pot of coffee - this is relevant as when i came back the lube on the plug had dried a bit in the 26c heat, so i spat n sucked n it was soon slick n ready to go again (and i can say at this point that there was no unpleasant taste either) and i was back on the plug, stretching myself open for the next round of play.

Enter the Ass Destroyer dildo, with its humongous length and massive girth. A fresh squirt of lube, and i was easing myself down onto it, slowly and gently pressing its big, fat head into my ass. I haven't had a chance to use this toy in over a month, so wasn't sure how easily i would open up to take it, but i needn't have worried/ It went in with a pop, a moan and groan and it was wonderful. I pulled off to control my butthole pulsating, before pushing it back up my ass and riding, no warm up just into the ride n wrecking of my ass. I was in heaven - this lube was slippery and long lasting, and i was having a fantastic time too.

I continued to play, alternating toys until i was a sloppy, slutty, moaning wreck.

Whilst enjoying a well earned coffee, i decided to make a short hardcore anal toy video for my site, and wanting a slippery sloppy fuck i did add one more squirt of lube - and away i went, for over 7 mins i was talking dirty n fucking myself on my Ass Destroyer - letting it do as it's name suggests. I can safely say i was a quivering wreck when i finished, with squirt everywhere and a pulsating and abused butthole - one happy gurly i can safely say.

I had been asked yesterday for a custom personalised video clip, playing with my boiclitty and riding a dildo as i talked dirty to my 'big brother' - a bit of an incest theme. So for 10 mins thats what i did, using the lube already up my ass n spread over my squishy hole i rode my white dildo n had some fun.

In total i was playing for about 5 hours, and even now, over 9 hours later my butthole is fine, sloppy n wet but feels great, and a few lube farts are escaping (as normal and expected).

I can highly recommend this lube if you are after a water based one, which is gentler on your ass (and i am guessing the same on a pussy).

Smell - very faint
Taste - subtle usual lube flavour, nt unpleasant at all.
price - good / average for product
Ease of use - handy pump makes it simple to get as much, or little, as you need. Easy to clean up
Slippery - wonderfully so, and long lasting

I got mine from my local adult store, but it is available in many stores and on Amazon (it's on my wishlist to get more!)

Strange things that pop into a gurly mind overnight

Whilst laying in bed last night, or early this morning, i started thinking about something that i am sure will have occured to all gay, #gurly, #sissy or bi guys as well as many women.

What was it about you may ask? Well, #anal sex and always being prepared!

By prepared i don't mean having #lube available or condoms if you don't like #bareback. I mean in the cleaned out kinda way (being polite about it).

We are all, whether we like or indulge in #analsex or not, aware of what our wonderful tight back passages were intended for. And those of us that do like (or love) it up the #ass are aware that there are many options and suggested ways of preparing said passage to take a #cock and what we don't want to happen whilst being #fucked. I am sure there are lots of methods i have never seen or heard of, and that we all have our own preferred personal routine to prep for a session. Whether that's a self enema, using a douche or playing with #buttplug's and/or #dildo's or a combination of methods.

Personally, i have tried all if these on their own or a selection and it does depend on what i am planning or expecting,  time scales and other recent #anal action. In fact, i have even sat in a toilet, #lubed up my #butthole n fingers and basically fingered n semi fisted my #ass till it cleaned out, so that i could enjoy some unplanned #anal play n sex.

But, my question is - does anyone have a regular routine , that they are willing to share, that they do to ensure they are always ready to get their #ass fucked without any messy consequences (which i know can sometimes happen anyway) or rushed clear outs? If so, please comment here or #DM me on my twitter @Lena_cd if you want to remain anonymous and i will post it for you.

Vibez Luxury Water Based Lube - what an excellent product (product review)

I haven't posted anything in ages, let alone a product review - i started doing reviews of my adult sex toys and this is the next in the line.

I recently got a tube of Vibez Luxury Water Based Lube from my local Adult Store - Vibez Adult Boutique, and have used it on several occasions, with various types and sizes of toys - if you follow me on Twitter you will have seen some of them, and that i use a selection of lubes depending on my mood / toys or sometimes just how i feel that day!

It comes in a 100ml Tube, making it ideal for travel and carrying to events and anywhere you may need it, or think you may!

As to the lube itself, it is thick, not sticky and yet slick n slippery.

When squeezed out of the tube, it is a thick gel, which is great as it doesn't run the toys / body areas before you get a chance to spread it around, meaning you waste less! It spreads easily, giving a nice coating to required areas, without making everything sticky, including your fingers - and doesn't taste as bad as other lubes either if you suck your fingers clean, lick it off a toy or body part - i have tasted  it from dildo's, fingers, cocks and butt holes and not found it ruining the taste of anything.

Once spread out, it gives an amazing slippery ride and superb sensations, Being slippery, but not sticky, it gives a gliding and enjoyable ride and lasts for a long time, i have used it for hours and only needed small re-applications when i have added bigger toys during long play sessions, and these often last for several hours and involve anything from  5 - 15 toys, sometimes more. If it does dry out, or you go back to a previously used to after a while, a small amount of spit / few drops of water rubbed in and it slicks back up n away you can go again - even on your ass or cock.

After a recent ride, my butt hole was still slippery and slicked up inside the following day, and i was soon wet n able to take big toys by spitting on my fingers and rubbing my butt hole - reactivating the lube without adding more.  (i do need to add here that i am a regular and (semi) experienced user of toys so my ass does open easier than a novice or sporadic user would experience). I can't say how well it works with Vagina's, as i am definitely not a pussy user, but i can give my opinion on anal use.

Over all, i highly recommend this lube, and will be using it on many occasions

 

Satisfying the aching feeling when you need something BIG inside your ass

Today started like any other Saturday, after getting up - shaving my cock, balls, top of legs n my ass, then panties on & get dressed for the day.

It wasn't till about 10am that i started to get horny, to feek my butthole pulsate with lust. And it just got worse! I blame some of the pictures and video's on twitter lol

So, one of my metal jewelled buttplugs went into my ass, and seemed to satisfy my needs. Walking around feeling it pull on my ring, and then get pushed deeper if i sat down.

This seemed to be what i needed, for a few hours.

Early afternoon i wanted more, and this feeling just got worse and my lustful thoughts dirtier.

I started by fisting my own ass, with a fist of fury dildo, and this needed no lube, just using the natural self lube butt juices, no not poo lol, it slid straight up my ass, again n again. I had to stop, things to do n i was getting to excited, but no chance of stopping yet.

So, rather than carry on doing normal day off things, i sat on my huge monster buttplug, it is fucking massive and i have never managed to get it all in my ass, yet - i am going to one day with practice, lube n a gaping butthole.

This just made me worse, as i sat on the plug, moaning quietly at the sensation of it slowly sliding deeper, enjoying the sensations coming from my gradually stretching ring.

I sat, and rode, thsi plug for probably 20-30 minutes, and it was so satisfying, but i still wanted more.

So out came my Ass Destroyer - a huge fuck off black dildo that wrecks your ass, and feels totally mind blowing as it gapes your ass n makes you squirt as you ride, slide on, and pull out.

I squirted some lube onto the tip, and sat my hungry ass down on it, pushing till the head popped through my ring and a small squirt escaped my sissy cock, as well as the moan from my mouth.

And then i let myself slide down onto that thick, so thick shaft (it is over 8" round hehe). After the 1st slide down i had to pull off, and that made me squirt n groan as my ring pulsated n throbbed with pure pleasure. As the 1st sensations settled i slide onto it again, quicker and easier to get it in my ass this time and to ride. N ride i did, up n down, grabbing the shaft as i took half of its monster length & girth into ,y slutty lustful ass.

I rode n rode for several minutes, luving every second of the ass wreckin pure pleasure.

As i slid off, dripping lube n butt juice from my gaping soggy butthole, i lay on my side panting n wanting to continue for ever, but knew i couldn't.

So, enter (pardon the pun) the Doc Johnson large round ball plug, and this popped into my slippery open ass very easily, pushing its way in and then my ring closed around the wide neck.

safely plugged, and very full, i pulled my panties n shorts back on (panty liner in place to catch any drips) and continued to do my boring weekend household tasks - cleaning, tidying etc.

It was wonderful, and my ass felt great, making it so much more fun to do boring jobs.

Not just the sex toys, the all important lube must be reviewed as well!

I have started writing reviews of some of my sex toys, and how much fun they are / I have had with them. But to enjoy them to their fullest, after all they are pretty much all anal toys, you must have lube.

So my first lube review, is of the amazing, slippery and great feeling ID Glide from @IDLube.

They do a wide range of lube's, from the water based Glide, through flavoured lubes and onto the top of the range silicone lubes.

So far I have tried the Glide, and loved it, as well as a couple of sample pouches of their flavoured lubes.

Oh my god, the glide certainly lives up to its name. It comes in various pack sizes, and is very cost effective - it may appear expensive but you don't need much for a long lasting slippery ride - as I found out.

It is easy to use, simple and quick to apply and long lasting, and if it does start to dry simply re-activate it with a bit of water (and YES this can be spit, it doesn't have to be tap water). As it is water based, safe to use with all of your rubber / silicone toys and condoms.

Even though very slippery, and reacts with water, it is still easy to wipe up and clean away - I even used a couple of baby wipes to clean my butt cheeks and toys, as well as my butthole.

As to the ride, it is slippery, smooth and enjoyable - makes it easy to take and enjoy toys of various sizes. For any of you that have watched my shows / viewed my video's or pictures on YouKandy or Chaturbate, you will have witnessed that with a small amount of this lube, and very little preparation and practice time, I can take my ass destroying monster dildo into my butthole - so far I have worked nearly half of it up my ass, leaving me stretched, gaped and happy - slippery and open, without any pain or discomfort during or after the show.

So would I recommend it, most definitely yes - it is a wonderful lube, and when I need to re-stock I will be heading to my favourite adult store, Vibez Adult Boutique, to buy a big 5L bottle of the wonderful stuff!

Rating - 10 / 10

                                         

saucy, horny, normal or slutty...

If you follow my Twitter you will know that I am a cross dresser, and one that is generally very horny, loves cock and cum and enjoys many aspects of the gay / sissy lifestyle including glory holes, random anonymous sex, dressing - in private and starting to go out more in public, and gay sauna's. On top of this I am quite active on the camshow scene, hosting my own shows on Chaturbate, Cams and YouKandy - not as often as I want, but hope to get to do more soon.

After having a great conversation on Twitter this morning, I am just asking you opinion - and I will be posting this as a poll on my Twitter profile page as well.

Bit of background. I was watching some gay webcam shows last night - involving, oral sex, anal sex and toys. Great cumshot in one that the guy swallowed and slurped it all up.

This obviously got me rather aroused, stroking myself and ended up riding one of my dildo's balls deep in my ass - posted a comment on twitter saying going to bed after a good dildo ride.

Woke up this morning, and my butthole was pulsating wonderfully (ladies - your pussies may feel / do the same after a good fuck / dildo session, but you will have to tell be that one LOL). And I was rather aroused thinking about my ass n one thing led to another, stroking n looking around for some relief. First thing I saw, and closest, that was a suitable size n weight was a bottle of drink that I had taken to bed with me - sports drink not alcoholic lol. So I tweeted, feeling horny only thing to hand was a bottle and led to conversation admitting I had fucked my ass with the bottle, and enjoyed it a lot.

Have you ever felt / done the same - when you are horny anything will do as a dildo - with your pussy / ass?

Does it make me:

• Normal horny guy
• Saucy n dirty guy
• Slutty

What do you think?

Let me know

Lena x

                                             

What is the point...

Earlier today I decided to expand the ways you, the public, could view my media. Or is another way, I thought I would get my video's n pictures on another website / server to get more views n hopefully purchases - capitalism wins all the way LOL

Anyway, I created a youtude account, and added the 'age restriction' option so that no underage viewers could see my video's, unless they lied and got round the verification processes - and that would be a YouTube problem not mine.

I checked the guidelines that said not to upload anything that was illegal in the country of origin, in this case the UK.

So, I uploaded a video of me dildo'ing my ass - a POV one that is also available on my youkandy profile for FREE.

Anyway, it was online, and had started to clock up the views when I got an update to say that YouTube had removed it and issued me with a warning as it breached their rules.

So, it was behind their age restrictions and had nothing in it that was illegal - just me, my ass n my dildo - go take a look at YouKandy and let me know what you think. Seems a bit of a pointless option then, so you can upload an adult themed video so long as it doesn't contain and intimate / adult or sexual images!

rant over lol

So excited.....

I am soooo excited, just checked and the website I saw the #OhMiBod Vibe 2.0 on has them back in stock !

Needless to say I was straight on and ordered myself one, and an extra bottle of lube - just in case LOL

Now, I can't wait to get it... the days till it arrives are going to seem never ending, and then I am guessing the wait till I can try it will just be hell - I house share with a str8 guy, he is fine with me being a gay #crossdresser, I think I have blogged about how he, and his gf, washed my #panties  #skirts etc and doesn't have a problem with my wandering round the house in #lingerie or #leggings etc etc. But he does draw the line at me playing with toys in front of him, he he saw me once with a #dildo up my #ass n has said it doesn't offend him, just not want to see it - but I can keep trying as he is kinda cute hehe

Anyway, I digress. The #OhMiBod will be mine, and I can do cam shows on Cams.com and / or Chaturbate. Maybe even a new site I have found, but not cam'd on yet - Play with me

Anyway, this is getting me a bit hard in my Boux Avenue panties, so off to 'calm down'


                

dildo - fun or wrong

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dirty panties?

dirty, worn, used panties, stockings and hold ups.

cum dribbles, wet crotch, pee stains, spunk stains, bum stains?

do sites selling these really work?

do people really buy them?

and I don't just mean guys buying women's dirty panties. I mean women buying women's; women buying guys; guys buying guys - the whole 9 yards!

Is this a boom industry? a potential marketing success? a money making venture?

I am sooo tempted to give it a try, selling them that is!

Just in case you are interested = I sell mine! ManyVids Store