ME1 Gay Sauna - unplanned visit

 Taking advantage of my day finishing earlier than expected yesterday, always good when meetings finish early rather than late!

Took a trip to ME1 Gay Sauna in Rochester, Kent. I haven't had the time or opportunity to go for ages, and I love the chance to chill, relax and enjoy being naked in the hot tub, steam room and sauna as well as the play rooms, sex rooms and dark areas - cock n cum whilst relax, feel better and watch wonderful gay porn - what could be better.

I knew I didn't have much time spare, but even a couple of hours was worth the reasonable entrance fee (and they now take card as well as cash payments).

So arrived, paid n entered. Stripped down to my little pink thong panties then realised I didn't have a towel, so walked back to reception with my bare ass wiggling to get one. The towel was smaller than previously, not even going round my waist to cover up - not a problem, I love being naked there and the rule of no nudity in the coffee lounge seems to have gone. 

Since my last visit, and during the horrible times of covid, they have refurbished the rooms, with more sex benches, beds and couches, bigger and better for multi layer n person fun.

Anyway, it is def worth a visit, check out their website for pics, open hours etc.

I am a good slut, i take regular sti tests now, at least every 3 months - and as a resident of Medway I am able to use a free NHS sponsored service and get my results in a few days.

So, the important bit - did I have any fun.

I arrived about 3.30pm, and the place was quite busy, lots of guys wandering around, sounds of moaning and fucking.

I showered, lubed up my hole (free lube and condoms available all around the venue) and went in search of cock!

I sucked one guy off in the sauna, before we headed back into the showers and i got a good taste of his cock and cum, all swallowed.

Next I had some fun in the dark area, a group of guys surrounded me and after wanking a few of them i dropped to my knees n started to suck, one guy insisted on wearing a condom to get blown and after a while the taste of latex put me off so i headed down to the lounge for a free coffee.

After that i wandered around, sucked a few more cocks but although busy with guys I struggled to find a top to fuck my ass, ended up fingering myself with an ass blast as I watched porn - but that is just pot luck, as you never know what guys will be in these venues.

Anyway, it was still fun and worth the £13 to relax, suck some cocks and swallow 4 loads of cum.

Hope to be back there soon, for longer and get my ass pounded raw n hard, filled with cum and left a cum soaked n filled cock slut hehe.

all excited... plumber and porn

I was so excited yesterday, annoyed but excited... then happy but deflated!

Confused? Well, I came home from work to find I had a water leak (hence being annoyed). Housemate was at work, so I called used my brain, googled local plumbers n checked their reviews etc. Then called one who said they would be out within the hour - which they were, great!

Whilst waiting I had mopped up some of the water, it wasn't a lot, but enough to need clearing before I went arse over tit on the kitchen floor!

Anyway, without thinking I had changed out of my work clothes as per every other day, into a pair of hipster jeans n a t shirt. And then then I started to day dream... plumbers.... always hot sexy, manly n ready to fuck in porn films (hence the excitement).

Anyway, as you can probably now guess, he turned up and fixed the leak very quickly, just a leaking connector so not expensive (happy) but wasn't interested in getting down to some oral or anal sex with me, I don't think he even looked twice at my ass in the jeans, or the leggings I changed into whilst he was there - hoping he would get the hint, or maybe i should have gone for a little skirt n heels LOL (so deflated).

Anyway, leak fixed, just a horny n deflated Lena left on her own LOL

p.s. he didn't even have a sexy arse crack on show when he was on his knees - he was probably in his 30's, looked good and had a tight ass in his jeans, but very professional - no butt or any sexy bits showing.

Oh well, have to watch a porn film to relive, and relieve, my horny day dream