My views, thoughts and comments on topical news items, stories and anything that catches my attention. As well as blogs about my day's n life.
Friday, 12 May 2023
ME1 Gay Sauna - relax, suck, fuck n chill followed by a night out with str8 mates
Monday, 14 February 2022
Can you tell, just by looking?
NO, I am not asking if you can tell at a glance, if a person is trans or not, if they are hiding (or not) a boiclitty cock.
I am talking about clothes. I often answer the door and go out wearing women's jeans, and anyone that wears them knows the main difference from the front.
From the rear, the shape and way women's jeans cup, support or highlight your ass n butt cheeks is so much better than men's jeans, they give your ass shape, tight coverage and look sexy as hell.
But from the front, do you know / can you tell at a glance if the person in front of you is wearing men's or women's jeans?
They both have pockets, zips n buttons - but the zip / button fastenings open from the opposite direction
Men's jeans have the opening, and flap covering the zip from the right, and women's from the left - don't believe me, have doubts - go check.
I love wearing women's jeans, not just because I am a crossdresser or that I want people to notice, but also because they look better and are much more comfortable to wear, I would always chose women's jeans if I have the option.
If you have a wife, girlfriend, significant other or even sister and are similar in size, go try them on - it doesn't make you gay, gurly, sissy, trans, a crossdresser or any combination - just try them and let me know in the comments how they feel, how they make you look and feel better and hotter (in a sexy way LOL).
Monday, 24 August 2020
what is so difficult to understand!!!
Saturday, 7 December 2019
Blush Novelties - Jet Destructor 10.75" ridged buttplug (product review)
Well, after being made very welcome by the amazing staff, feeling relaxed enough to show of my lace panties above my hipster jeans, I wandered round the store for a browse and as soon as i say this amazing looking toy I knew that i wanted it, I tried to resist but soon headed back to pick one up.
So this morning I had the opportunity to play, and my 1st pick was the Destructor. With a small amount of lube applied to the tapered tip i stuck it to the floor, with the impressive suction cup, brushed it against my butthole, and slowly eased it in.
Well, when I say slowly I mean that I tried to be slow, but it felt so dam good as it slid into me, the tapered tip opening up my ass nice n easily, and the 4 ridges giving intense sensations.
OMG wow, as soon as i started to sit back and the top slipped in, up to the 1st ridge, i could feel its widening girth stretching my anal ring, and feeling great doing it, and that was before the 1st ridge popped in, making me moan and wriggle with pleasure.
I continued to move back, sitting my ass down on this wonderful toy, slowly opening my ass p as the girth widened to its max, and another ridge popped me open.
I had to ride at this point, sliding up n down on the Destructor, taking more n more into me with each down thrust, feeling my ring stretch open to accommodate and swallow the toy. before i knew it I had taken all 4 ridges, and slowly say back till my ass was resting on the floor, with the buttplug buried to the base inside my ass. The sensations were amazing, and I admit it made me squirt as I pulled off, back to the 1st ridge before riding hard.
At this point I must say that the suction cup was also very impressive, holding the floor and not moving despite my lustful riding.
After at least 15 mins, I pulled off and unstuck the suction cup, before kneeling head down and ass up to slide it back into me and use it like a dildo till i had it all in me again. The plug stayed fixed nicely inside me, and felt very comfortable even with over 9" of PVC buttplug buried in me. The play session ended, with me very aroused, yet satisfied and with a great gape to my butthole.
This toy is well n truly worth the purchase, and an amazing addition to my toy collection. Plenty of pleasure, comfy and easy to use, gave some seriously good sensations as it slipped in, with the ridges giving an additional source of pleasure. Butthole, anal ring gaping and pure pleasure. Highly recommend and will be using again very soon!
10.75 Inch Length (9.25 Inch Insertable) x 2.6 Inch Width
10/10 for pleasure, ease of use and cleaning.
Wednesday, 4 September 2019
My Lubido Aloe Anal Ease Water Based Lubricant (Product Review)
So lets get started, did I like it - YES, was it easy to use - YES, did it give a comfortable and fun anal ride - YES.
Upon opening I had to have a sniff, and was surprised by the lack of smell, even the usual 'lube' scent was minimal - and by the end of my play session, several hours and numerous toys later, the smell was still subtle and mild on my ass & skin and in the room, which is handy if not immediately showering or airing the room - often I have had to go out post sex / toy play session and can easily smell the lube in the room and on my skin (especially when panties are pulled down) and often wonder if friends / work colleagues etc. can smell it when sitting close by.So this milder smell is a definite plus point. Not sure a positive or negative, personal opinion I guess, but I also couldn't smell the Aloe in the lube at all.
Anyway, on to the more important bit - what was it like as a lube?
Over the next few hours, I used my 9" black dildo, my 10.5" white dildo, Perfect Fit Tunnel Plug XL, huge Ass Invader buttplug and my monster Ass Destroyer Dildo, all several times in various order - including making a vid clip riding the Ass Destroyer for over 7 mins and a 10min custom wank n dildo ride with the white dildo - and my ass wasn't sore after all of this - despite being gaped and sloppy as hell LOL.
One of the things i love about the Lubido lube bottles is the pump they come with,which make it so easy to get the right amount, and have fun!
I started with a single pump on the 9" black suction dildo, spread over its head, and was very impressed as i slide easily onto it, the head popping my ass open and then sliding all the way in within a couple of thrust n rides. It was slippery, and felt amazing as i enjoyed some balls deep bouncing on the dildo.
This made me hornier, so with another squirt (from my boi clitty as i pulled off and feresh lube hehe_ i started on the 10.5" white dildo, which is thicker as well as longer - i can't only just get the head into my mouth, and as before is slid easily down onto the shaft - I have to admit by this point i was moaning happily with the pleasure my ass n toys were giving me. After about 15 mins of enjoying this dildo, i was ready for the next test, and increase in my anal stretch / gape and pleasure.
I went for he Perfect Fit XL Tunnel Plug next, and after spreading some of the Anal Ease Lube from my butthole on the top it slide straight into my ass, and god this did make me twitch, moan n squirm as i squirted with lust filled pleasure. At this point i took a few photos and a short vid clip in my pink high heels walking, wiggling my ass n bending over to show the tunnel plug, before squatting n leaking out of the tunnel.
By now i was really horny, and as many of you may know - this feeling makes me want to gape my ass even more than usual - so the Ass Invader plug joined the fun - putting it on a chair i added a squirt of lube (so just 3 squirts in total so far since i started the play session) and sat my gagging slutty ass down - oh my, i slide on so far i moaned like a cheap street whore, and god i loved it. I was pressing down before i even realised what i was doing, and could feel my ass stretching n opening. I rode n squatted for a bit, before taking a break to get a fresh pot of coffee - this is relevant as when i came back the lube on the plug had dried a bit in the 26c heat, so i spat n sucked n it was soon slick n ready to go again (and i can say at this point that there was no unpleasant taste either) and i was back on the plug, stretching myself open for the next round of play.
Enter the Ass Destroyer dildo, with its humongous length and massive girth. A fresh squirt of lube, and i was easing myself down onto it, slowly and gently pressing its big, fat head into my ass. I haven't had a chance to use this toy in over a month, so wasn't sure how easily i would open up to take it, but i needn't have worried/ It went in with a pop, a moan and groan and it was wonderful. I pulled off to control my butthole pulsating, before pushing it back up my ass and riding, no warm up just into the ride n wrecking of my ass. I was in heaven - this lube was slippery and long lasting, and i was having a fantastic time too.
I continued to play, alternating toys until i was a sloppy, slutty, moaning wreck.
Whilst enjoying a well earned coffee, i decided to make a short hardcore anal toy video for my site, and wanting a slippery sloppy fuck i did add one more squirt of lube - and away i went, for over 7 mins i was talking dirty n fucking myself on my Ass Destroyer - letting it do as it's name suggests. I can safely say i was a quivering wreck when i finished, with squirt everywhere and a pulsating and abused butthole - one happy gurly i can safely say.
I had been asked yesterday for a custom personalised video clip, playing with my boiclitty and riding a dildo as i talked dirty to my 'big brother' - a bit of an incest theme. So for 10 mins thats what i did, using the lube already up my ass n spread over my squishy hole i rode my white dildo n had some fun.
In total i was playing for about 5 hours, and even now, over 9 hours later my butthole is fine, sloppy n wet but feels great, and a few lube farts are escaping (as normal and expected).
I can highly recommend this lube if you are after a water based one, which is gentler on your ass (and i am guessing the same on a pussy).
Smell - very faint
Taste - subtle usual lube flavour, nt unpleasant at all.
price - good / average for product
Ease of use - handy pump makes it simple to get as much, or little, as you need. Easy to clean up
Slippery - wonderfully so, and long lasting
I got mine from my local adult store, but it is available in many stores and on Amazon (it's on my wishlist to get more!)
Friday, 12 July 2019
Strange things that pop into a gurly mind overnight
Whilst laying in bed last night, or early this morning, i started thinking about something that i am sure will have occured to all gay, #gurly, #sissy or bi guys as well as many women.
What was it about you may ask? Well, #anal sex and always being prepared!
By prepared i don't mean having #lube available or condoms if you don't like #bareback. I mean in the cleaned out kinda way (being polite about it).
We are all, whether we like or indulge in #analsex or not, aware of what our wonderful tight back passages were intended for. And those of us that do like (or love) it up the #ass are aware that there are many options and suggested ways of preparing said passage to take a #cock and what we don't want to happen whilst being #fucked. I am sure there are lots of methods i have never seen or heard of, and that we all have our own preferred personal routine to prep for a session. Whether that's a self enema, using a douche or playing with #buttplug's and/or #dildo's or a combination of methods.
Personally, i have tried all if these on their own or a selection and it does depend on what i am planning or expecting, time scales and other recent #anal action. In fact, i have even sat in a toilet, #lubed up my #butthole n fingers and basically fingered n semi fisted my #ass till it cleaned out, so that i could enjoy some unplanned #anal play n sex.
But, my question is - does anyone have a regular routine , that they are willing to share, that they do to ensure they are always ready to get their #ass fucked without any messy consequences (which i know can sometimes happen anyway) or rushed clear outs? If so, please comment here or #DM me on my twitter @Lena_cd if you want to remain anonymous and i will post it for you.
Sunday, 7 April 2019
Great time at un-planned visit to ME1 Sauna (Rochester, Kent)
So yesterday i decided to wear the pair saying 'CREAMPIE ME', and knowing that made me feel very sexy all day.
Met up with friends, we had a great lunch, even though drinking coffee as i was driving. Several hours later (until yesterday i never knew that at Wetherspoons you get to refill your coffee cup as many times as you want to!) left to head home, but found myself driving past ME1 gay sauna, which wasn't on my quickest way home LOL.
Anyway, i headed inside knowing that i couldn't stay too long, and stripped in the locker room making sure that as many of the guys saw my ass in the black thong panties and the slogan on the front hehe.
I have never been at the weekend before, so it was busier than i have ever seen it over the years, and there were lots of hot guys (and cocks) wandering around.
I showered, and prepped my butthole with some lube, working it 4 fingers deep so that i was ready for action at any moment - despite not planning on going i was horny as hell and desperate to get me some cock & cum.
After a brief chill out in the steam room, watching the porn on the screens, i headed up to the themes zone, wandering around I found that they have added a 'dark sensory room' since my last visit.
As i walked through the curtain I felt a hand on my ass (which was freshly shaved and nice n smooth), which started stroking and groping my butt cheeks - now this was getting me fucking horny as hell which i guessed he realised as i pushed my ass back onto his hand and moaned when his finger tip brushed my wet hole.
Whilst he groped my ass, my hands wandered and found his growing cock under his towel, which got bigger as i stroked n squeezed it, before slipping my hand under the towel and getting a good grip of his hard throbbing shaft.
As i started to gently(ish) wank him i led him further into the room, dropping to my knees and taking him in my mouth, slurping n sucking his bellend as my lips pushed his foreskin back. He was a nice size, and i took him all into my throat as i gave him a wet, sloppy and noisy blowjob which soon got a few guys watching n standing around us stroking their cocks.
It didn't take long before he pulled out and blew his load into my mouth and face, tasting salty n yummy - boy did he twitch as i licked his bellend clean and swallowed as much of his cum as i could.
Without waiting i turned n saw a big long thick cock and another long decent cock - stroking each other off. I took the big one in my mouth first, as much as i could anyway as he was thick (helped by the cockring he had on) and wanked the 2nd guy, then swapped over - taking it i turns to suck n wank them off, with a 3rd (and maybe 4th i am not 100% sure) guy groping my ass n fingering my sloppy butthole. I was enjoying sucking them off and so were they by the noises, and as the 2nd guy blew his load into my throat with a load groan, i swallowed my 2nd load of the day. At this point i realised that there was a hard fuck going on somewhere behind me, hearing the balls slapping on ass cheeks with grunts n moans lol.
I needed to be fucked like that, so stood and looked at the guys around me and went across the building to another play room, laying over a padded round bench / table with my lubed ass high n spread - again enjoying the porn on the screens.
The guy with the big thick cock appeared behind me (thank god) and slid his wonderful cock into my ass, popping me open as i moaned load n happy.
I could tell he enjoyed the feel of my ass, as he slid balls deep into me, not just by the groan but he grabbed my hips n held me impaled on his throbbing manhood, not that i was going anywhere hehe.
As he started to pound, getting faster n faster, pulling n thrusting as he fucked me hard n fast i was moaning n groaning, begging him to fuck me n cum in me. I can safely say that this was the biggest white cock i have ever taken and i loved every minute, about 10 of them, as he fucked me hard n deep, every thrust slapping his balls on my shaved ass n sack, till with one last grab of my hips he spunked deep into my ass, and it felt amazing.
He pulled out, slapping my ass as a thanks, n as he moved off a 2nd guy moved into position, pressing his cock against my open n willing hole, although this time i could feel the condom on his dick.
With a wiggle of my ass he got the message that i wanted him, and he slammed into me. It was good, so good as he took over pounding my slutty fuck hole, grinding his dick into me and his shaved balls slapping against mine felt wonderful - i am shaved n like guys that are also shaved, the skin to skin contact is wonderful, but don't say no to any dick). I was soon moaning again, quite vocal as i enjoyed the cock satisfying my needs.
After a few minutes i felt him swell n pulsate as his cum spurted into the condom, not wanting to waste a drop of the wonderful stuff i turned as he pulled out n tried to get hold of his cock so i could drink the cum n suck him clean but he moved off saying he needed to shower (i did wonder if i was the 1st guy he had fucked n he felt dirty maybe?).
Anyway, there was still 1 more guy wanting my ass, so i happily bent over again n felt him stroke my ass as he added a bit more lube to my hole, before slipping his cock into me (bareback) till his balls rested against me. he held me like that, and i did moan a bit as it felt so good, and then omg, he pulled out n proceeded to fuck me so hard the bench started to lift n bang and move as he thrust into me. He was rough, hard n fucked me silly and i was getting very noisy n loved it, god it was good, and wonderfully i knew i had more cum heading my way too.
He lasted longer than i thought he would, with the hard pounding he was giving me, but soon i again felt a cock swell n pulsate as he got ready to fill me with more cum, and he shot lots, at least 5 or 6 spurts that i could feel, and then fell against me, as exhausted n drained as i felt. With a kiss to my neck n a grope of my ass cheeks he pulled out and i got to suck his cock clean, the taste of his cock, my ass, his creamy cum n a bit of lube was amazing.
I realised i been there about an hour by now, n needed to leave, so headed back to the steam room - rather breathless but happy n holding 2 loads of cum in my belly n another 2 up my ass. After a few mins i showered the sweat off of, dressed in my cheeky panties n wet open butthole as i bent right over to put them so anyone that looked could see my used hole, before dressing and heading home.
yesterday was a wonderful day lol
Hope your's was too, Lena x
Tuesday, 15 January 2019
Vibez Luxury Water Based Lube - what an excellent product (product review)
I recently got a tube of Vibez Luxury Water Based Lube from my local Adult Store - Vibez Adult Boutique, and have used it on several occasions, with various types and sizes of toys - if you follow me on Twitter you will have seen some of them, and that i use a selection of lubes depending on my mood / toys or sometimes just how i feel that day!
It comes in a 100ml Tube, making it ideal for travel and carrying to events and anywhere you may need it, or think you may!
As to the lube itself, it is thick, not sticky and yet slick n slippery.
When squeezed out of the tube, it is a thick gel, which is great as it doesn't run the toys / body areas before you get a chance to spread it around, meaning you waste less! It spreads easily, giving a nice coating to required areas, without making everything sticky, including your fingers - and doesn't taste as bad as other lubes either if you suck your fingers clean, lick it off a toy or body part - i have tasted it from dildo's, fingers, cocks and butt holes and not found it ruining the taste of anything.
Once spread out, it gives an amazing slippery ride and superb sensations, Being slippery, but not sticky, it gives a gliding and enjoyable ride and lasts for a long time, i have used it for hours and only needed small re-applications when i have added bigger toys during long play sessions, and these often last for several hours and involve anything from 5 - 15 toys, sometimes more. If it does dry out, or you go back to a previously used to after a while, a small amount of spit / few drops of water rubbed in and it slicks back up n away you can go again - even on your ass or cock.
After a recent ride, my butt hole was still slippery and slicked up inside the following day, and i was soon wet n able to take big toys by spitting on my fingers and rubbing my butt hole - reactivating the lube without adding more. (i do need to add here that i am a regular and (semi) experienced user of toys so my ass does open easier than a novice or sporadic user would experience). I can't say how well it works with Vagina's, as i am definitely not a pussy user, but i can give my opinion on anal use.
Over all, i highly recommend this lube, and will be using it on many occasions
Friday, 2 November 2018
It's been a while, guess i better catch up
So, firstly to follow on from my last post regarding public flashing of my panties n bits, out in fields, roads and car parks - next to add is local country parks too.
I really have become addicted, and it gives an amazing thrill as u strut around, pose and be naughty all in full view of anyone that may come past and catch you - i have taken pictures of me in panties, high heels, dressed as a gurl and naked walking around and in one video clip very nearly got caught by a car full of lads - late teens or early twenties at a guess. I was in just panties and then naked, who knows how it would have gone if they saw me! I would like to hope that they would either shout abuse or stop and give me their cocks, all their cocks in both holes as many times as we could go at it lol. But, sadly, in today's society had to be wary in case they gay / gurly bashed me. I wanted to flash my slutty butthole n get some action, but common sense won over.
Anyway, also went for a walk in high heels, skirt, tights etc and wandered around a local hill carpark / dog walking / walking area. yes it was at night, but i really enjoyed it, and even gave my ass a little dildo fuck in the middle of one of the paths hehe
What else, taken pics, started a new model website where you can buy my pictures and videos, soon be selling worn panties etc on there too. And trying to build up a premium snapchat as well - been busy.
I will post again later, gotta go to work but i am feeling the overwhelming desire to sit on a dildo first lol
Tuesday, 20 February 2018
Naughty on a work night
So now, what do i do - do i get up n get something that i can lube up n slide into my ass, give myself a bit of a ride n satisfy that pulsating need in my butthole?
Do i just lay here n stroke / jerk myself off?
Or be a good gurly, lay down n go to sleep?
Of course, if i go for option 3 there is no guarantee that i will be able to forget, or at the very least control, the lustful urges n drift of to sleep - no doubt with a dirty dream to follow.
Any help?
Saturday, 10 February 2018
Satisfying the aching feeling when you need something BIG inside your ass
It wasn't till about 10am that i started to get horny, to feek my butthole pulsate with lust. And it just got worse! I blame some of the pictures and video's on twitter lol
So, one of my metal jewelled buttplugs went into my ass, and seemed to satisfy my needs. Walking around feeling it pull on my ring, and then get pushed deeper if i sat down.
This seemed to be what i needed, for a few hours.
Early afternoon i wanted more, and this feeling just got worse and my lustful thoughts dirtier.
I started by fisting my own ass, with a fist of fury dildo, and this needed no lube, just using the natural self lube butt juices, no not poo lol, it slid straight up my ass, again n again. I had to stop, things to do n i was getting to excited, but no chance of stopping yet.
So, rather than carry on doing normal day off things, i sat on my huge monster buttplug, it is fucking massive and i have never managed to get it all in my ass, yet - i am going to one day with practice, lube n a gaping butthole.
This just made me worse, as i sat on the plug, moaning quietly at the sensation of it slowly sliding deeper, enjoying the sensations coming from my gradually stretching ring.
I sat, and rode, thsi plug for probably 20-30 minutes, and it was so satisfying, but i still wanted more.
So out came my Ass Destroyer - a huge fuck off black dildo that wrecks your ass, and feels totally mind blowing as it gapes your ass n makes you squirt as you ride, slide on, and pull out.
Sunday, 21 January 2018
A trip to the sauna really can be a lot of fun
As i promised on my twitter feed, I am going to share that wonderful experience with you all now.
Brief summary - feeling horny (shocker) so decided to take a quick afternoon trip to the sauna, see what guys were there and what fun i could have. And boy did i get some fun. From a variety of guys i ended up taking 8 cum shots in less than 2 hours. Swallowed 2 loads, 1 facial, 1 over my back and 4 guys nutted in my ass - and god it was glorious.
Arrived, and welcomed by the ever friendly staff, even when 'new' to the sauna scene and making my 1st few visits, they always make it relaxing and fun, no pressure or judging at all - no matter how noisy you get whilst getting your ass ploughed by hot guys lol.
So, stripped of in the locker room - wish they allowed camera's as i felt like posing in my skimpy g string panties as soon as i was down to just them. Anyway, left the locker room with towel around my waist, compulsory in this area n lounge as can be seen from doorway. But, as soon as i was in the sauna proper off it came an i walked round wiggling my freshly shaved ass n bits.
To get myself fully relaxed n ready 4 action i headed downstairs to the steam room, left my towel outside, grabbing a free lube, and headed in. There were already 2 guys in there, 1 on his back watching the porn screens, and as i became accustomed to the room i could hear him slowly wanking n moaning, which soon had me stroking my smooth ball bag n licking my lips. Needless to say i was over by his side in less than 2 mins, replacing his hand with mine on his big curved dick, and soon after my mouth was sliding round his bellend n taking his shaft into my cheeks. He smelt and tasted wonderful, and i loved the feel as i started to suck him further & deeper into my throat, slurping and sucking up n down, running tongue n teeth over every bit of his solid cock. I am guessing he liked it as he pulled my head off, moaning 'Oh god' before sitting up, allowing me to kneel, as a gurly should, n worship his cock. Happy to oblige i was soon slurping n moaning with lust, as i deep throated him, feeling him getting harder n his hands on my head pulling me into him. At this point the other guy started to stroke n finger my ass, fine by me, and i continued to blow the guy until with one deep thrust he spurted down my throat - superb start, i was so glad i decided to visit.
It was now the 2nd guys turn, but he said he was too hot n we headed out to the showers, which are open plan group showers. 2 Guys were already in there washing off, but that wasn't going to put me off. As soon as we were into the water i was on my knee's again sucking him off, and he tasted good too - and was super horny. It can only have been 2 or 3 mins max and he pulled out of my mouth, n said he wanted to give me a facial - so i knelt, head up n mouth open as he jerked himself to climax with a few strokes, and spunked all over my face - 2 loads of cum already hehe.
i wandered round, stopped in one of the upper floor play rooms and watched as 2 guys wanked off, and offered to help - sucking one guy till he groaned, said he wasn't ready to cum yet and i was gonna suck him dry, so he moved off to relax.
Time to rest my mouth, n knees lol, so i headed 1st to the sauna, then chilled off in the jacuzi, before i grabbed my towel n hit the lounge for a coffee.
Rest over i headed back upstairs, fresh lube pouch in hand. Back in the playrooms i sat down on a sofa next to a guy that was enjoying the porn, n his hand soon left his dick n stroked my leg, tickling my balls n getting me randy as fuck - i am a sucker for hard cock (pardon the pun). Surprisingly i was soon on my knee's again sucking him off n wanted more as his moaning got louder n faster, standing n turning to offer him my lubed hole at eye level - asking if he wanted to fuck me now, then sat in his lap n wiggled on his cock. This seemed to do the trick as his cock was soon probing my hole, as i sat on his bare cock balls deep in one move, that made us both groan lol. I was enjoying riding him, and it felt great, but he wanted to control and get deeper, so i stood off of him and learnt over the waist high padded table, ass cheeks spread n begging for his cock. He was soon back in me, and pounded me hard, thrusting into me as i took on the vocal role of a whore hehe, begging him to fuck me harder n cum deep in my ass, which he promptly obliged by shooting his load deep into me. Being a good gurly i surprised him buy turning and sucking his cock clean from my ass n his cum.
doing good so far, and i was happy as a slut in a cock house lol as i moved to the next door playroom.
Again, couple of guys fondling each other n enjoying the free porn, so i joined n started to stroke them both, which was welcomed - they may have been watching n knew i was the noisy cock hungry slut, but as if i cared!
Soon changed to me kneeling, surprise surprise, with one guy in my mouth n my ass high n wide in the air - begging for cock. 2nd guy was getting stroked off by the guy i was sucking, n he reached over n started to finger my soggy hole. i was loving the attention n cock, even more so when i felt a 2nd hand start to stroke my ass cheeks, slap me and then take over the fingering - with 2 fingers now up my ass. I was slurping, moaning n loving it all, getting vocal n noisy again, and then i felt that wonderful sensation - the tip of a hard cock against my butthole - and instantly pushed back wanting him inside me, and happily he was game n slipped it in, popping his tip inside before easing his thick cock into me balls deep, n started to fuck me.
the guy i was sucking off seemed to like me moaning round his cock and moving back n forth as i was spit roasted, till the guy behind pulled out. Initially i was sad, and empty, till i felt what i thought was his cock at my hole again. But it wasn't him, OMG it wasn't him - this guy felt fucking huge, and a quick look over my shoulder confirmed it was a BBC taking my white ass - yummy! He eased in, obviously a bit concerned that his big fat long cock would hurt or be to much, till he had opened me up with his monster bellend and felt how wet i was - so to my delight he grabbed my hips n gave me a good fucking, slamming into my again, n again, n again - by now i was in heaven, cock in my mouth n 2 guys tag teaming my ass, who wouldn't be happy. What i wasn't aware of then was a 3rd guy standing back watching, till the black buy pulled out n called him over for a go. My ass was sloppy as hell by now, and i was moaning, groaning n making a LOT of noise as i got fucked, as teh 3 guys took it in turns to ravish my ass, to plunder my backdoor n abuse my ring - or, make me very happy haha.
To soon, the 1st guy groaned n asked where i wanted his cum - can u guess? yep, deep in my ass was my desire - n so load number 2 shot into my anal passage. This was 2 much for the guy i was blowing as he stood n groaned he wanted to shoot over my back - which he promptly did as the black guy took his turn to fuck me and then blow his huge load into my ass, pulling out n teh 3rd guy slammed in n shot almost instantly.
I have to admit, i wanted to suck them clean but i collapsed forwards n just panted, showing what i can only imagine to be a gaping creamy butthole to one n all.
When i got my breathe back they had gone, n i stood n sat on the sofa, sticking to it with my cum covered back (oops). As i sat there i could feel the gloopy mixed up 4 loads of cum start to leak, so scooped n licked my fingers - swallowing every drop that came out.
Satisfied n happy i headed down to the showers, dressed n headed home - 1 very happy n cum filled slut - although g string panties with no panty liner don't catch much post fuck lube and/or cum lol.
It was a great couple of hours, soon to be repeated i hope n recommended for all to try.
Sunday, 16 July 2017
No big toys on a sex show site, really!
A bit of back ground to start off, i was doing a cam show, no shocker there, on Chaturbate. I was in just a little vest and a pair of thong panties, no toys or anything else involved. i was just chatting whilst i did a bot of Wii Fit step exercise, tightening up my butt cheeks! The chat was going well, viewer numbers going up n some lovely comments about my ass n panties, when the cam stream stopped and a warning opened up from a site administrator. Reading the message 'warning about using over large toys in cam shows and pictures / videos' this may lead to suspension or blocking of your account. And hen a box for me to say i understood..
Thinking i would get an email i just cleared it so i could carry on with my show, but of course even in the 120ish seconds this took i had lost a lot of viewers, but i restarted my camera n exercise, continuing the chat.
Once i came off air, it was only about 25 mins, i checked my emails and nothing - so i rasied a contact me query, and got an answer.....
Under the rules no overly large toys or animal orientated toys can be used. Buttplug tails are allowed.
This was then defined as follows:
Objects may not be used as sex toys unless they are typically marketed and sold for that purpose. Overly large sex toys or animal-shaped sex toys may not be used on camera. Due to the United States obscenity law, sex toys may not be bigger than 12 inches or wider than a soda can
So, as the servers are based in America, you can't use big toys on a site that is a site built to allow anyone to sell their body n sex, to sell video's and pictures and anything they like, even raffles to have dates are allowed - you get to see live sexual activities, from wanking, sucking, fucking of the mouth, ass n pussy, group sex is allowed (DP, double anal, double vag, spit roasting....in fact any combination of male / female), but you can't use a big toy! I can shove 3 dildo's p my ass, so long as they aren't 2 big or thicker than a soda can!
So i could have 2 guys fucking my mouth n 2 more fucking my ass, and that is fine, but no dildo over 12". really!
So a dildo, a toy sold for sexualy enjoyment and perversion, like my ass destroyer dildo (it is marketed with this name on several toy sites) is against the rules on cam, but fine in pictures and video's.
Saturday, 5 November 2016
Fun on November 5th...
Me & housemate, plus his gf, are having a few friends round for a fireworks party - firepit going, beer, food n fireworks - and sparklers, never to big to have a sparkler n act like a kid as you write your name LOL
But, so that we can do the fireworks, housemate n me have been clearing all the leaves etc from the garden. Raking them up, cutting back shrubs as well as getting the firepit ready - we don't want to be slipping over on the wet leaves as we are trying to place / light the fireworks now do we....
And, as I teased on my twitter account earlier, I chose pink n gurly, see through rouched boyshorts as my panties today - keep my ass warm LOL And, more importantly ensure that my metal jewelled buttplug stayed in place - even more so once I added my OhMiBod deep in my butthole, buried right up inside me vibrating away - condom wrapped of course so I can pull it out again LOL.
Felt amazing, great way for guys to enjoy the remote vibes, and the reason I soooo want a Lovense Lush bullet vibe to stick in my butt, and the new Lovense Hush vibrating buttplug.
Anyway, felt great as I buzzed away as we worked, and if the OhMiBod touched the metal plug, the vibrations were quite intense lol.
Getting ready to party now, still in the boyshorts with buttplug but OhMiBod needs charging - worn it out haha.
Have a fun, and safe, bonfire night everyone xx
Thursday, 3 November 2016
Not just the sex toys, the all important lube must be reviewed as well!
So my first lube review, is of the amazing, slippery and great feeling ID Glide from @IDLube.
They do a wide range of lube's, from the water based Glide, through flavoured lubes and onto the top of the range silicone lubes.
So far I have tried the Glide, and loved it, as well as a couple of sample pouches of their flavoured lubes.
Oh my god, the glide certainly lives up to its name. It comes in various pack sizes, and is very cost effective - it may appear expensive but you don't need much for a long lasting slippery ride - as I found out.
It is easy to use, simple and quick to apply and long lasting, and if it does start to dry simply re-activate it with a bit of water (and YES this can be spit, it doesn't have to be tap water). As it is water based, safe to use with all of your rubber / silicone toys and condoms.
Even though very slippery, and reacts with water, it is still easy to wipe up and clean away - I even used a couple of baby wipes to clean my butt cheeks and toys, as well as my butthole.
As to the ride, it is slippery, smooth and enjoyable - makes it easy to take and enjoy toys of various sizes. For any of you that have watched my shows / viewed my video's or pictures on YouKandy or Chaturbate, you will have witnessed that with a small amount of this lube, and very little preparation and practice time, I can take my ass destroying monster dildo into my butthole - so far I have worked nearly half of it up my ass, leaving me stretched, gaped and happy - slippery and open, without any pain or discomfort during or after the show.
So would I recommend it, most definitely yes - it is a wonderful lube, and when I need to re-stock I will be heading to my favourite adult store, Vibez Adult Boutique, to buy a big 5L bottle of the wonderful stuff!
Rating - 10 / 10
Saturday, 22 October 2016
It may be wet, but i had a fun day
Did a few things around the house, and headed out to the garden to see what needed doing, continuation of the pre winter tidy up!
And then it started to rain! Hoped it would only be a quick shower, so kept going, till I admitted it was not going to stop (and I was a bit wet LOL) and headed inside.
So, now I needed to amuse myself, which of course led to me fucking my ass with my buttplug, and then a ball and a bottle (slutty me reappeared LOL)
It was all very nice, and I ended up with rather a wet hole on a wet day haha.
In fact, several hours later I am still a bit wet, just rubbing my ring gets my hole open n dripping (not that I would do that of course haha :) )
Anyway, I really will get round to doing my next sex toy review, maybe even when I have drunk my coffee!
Saturday, 15 October 2016
In the mean time
In the mean time, I am having a good(ish) Saturday - the weather keeps changing, sunshine n rain, but not to bad.
I had intended doing some gardening, in fact I did start before the 1st lot of rain, so put some butt cheek warming Brazilian boyshort panties on, and obviously had to fill my ass so my Rich R6 gold butplug found its way up my butthole.
feels so good, pulling against my ring, and pressing in as I kneel down to weed and prune back the plants ready for winter. I can safely say that having a buttplug in, or another sex toy, sure makes boring jobs more interesting, fun, and bearable lol
hope u have a good Saturday too
Lena
Saturday, 24 September 2016
Shots Rich R6 Gold Buttplug with Clear Sapphire Jewel
If you follow me on twitter, you will know that I recently purchased a new Butt plug, my 1st from the Shots Rich range. The Golden Rich R6 butt plug.
It was purchased as an addition to my existing selection of plugs, as I loved the look and weight of it when I saw it in the Vibez Adult Store Boutique.
I didn't get to try it till a week or so after I purchased it, but once I had - OMG did I wish I had used it before then.
Just looking at the plug, its shining golden colour, smooth and perfect, instantly indicates a quality product, and the reassuring weight in your hand signals many pleasures to come.
The plug has a wide, deep base, ensuring a good fit and hold when inserted into your butthole, stopping it slipping out or too far in!. The width adds to the weight and pull on your anal ring whilst also spreading your butt cheeks to let the clear Sapphire style jewel in its base sparkle in the light. the Rich logo (backwards R) is printed onto the side of the base.
Above the base is a thick stem, approx. 20mm in width and 15mm deep - giving a good fit to your anal ring, keeping it tightly embedded inside you - just as well with its impressive 280g weight.
From base of the stem to the point of the plug it measures 114, insertable length, ensuring plenty of pleasure and a wonderful full feeling. Starting at 18mm wide for the rounded tip, giving a smooth easy entrance into your butt, widening to 43mm at its widest point, before gently and smoothly narrowing to the neck.
Enough about its specification.
Onto the important bit - the pleasure n fun factor.
The plug slipped easily into my ass, depending on how excited / used to butt plugs you are you may need some lube, with just a thin coating of spittle as lubricant, and as I slid it into me I couldn't help but moan with pleasure. The way it opened my butthole felt incredible, and the 'pop' as my ring closed around the neck signalled the next wave of pleasure. I was kneeling down and the plug felt amazing, filling my ass, and even before I stood the weight was pulling on my butthole, giving me wonderful sensations as I moved. As I stood, and the full 280g (11.71oz according to the official site) I had to moan again. I can highly recommend this toy, my ass felt amazing as I moved, with the ever present weight on my butthole, and the width and depth of the base keeping my ass cheeks slightly apart - it was wonderful, so good I didn't want to take it out and in fact didn't for at least 6 or 7 hours!
So, would I recommend it - YES, without any doubt or hesitation. A truly wonderful product that can be purchased for a reasonable price for endless pleasure, ideal for him or her, or even to share (although you may end up needing 2 LOL)
Available from many sources, including Amazon (some versions in the 'R' range on Amazon Prime too if you don't want to wait)
As I said at the beginning, this is my 1st ever toy review (and I have a large collection of toys to review) so please feedback what you think.
Saturday, 9 July 2016
What is the point...
Anyway, I created a youtude account, and added the 'age restriction' option so that no underage viewers could see my video's, unless they lied and got round the verification processes - and that would be a YouTube problem not mine.
I checked the guidelines that said not to upload anything that was illegal in the country of origin, in this case the UK.
So, I uploaded a video of me dildo'ing my ass - a POV one that is also available on my youkandy profile for FREE.
Anyway, it was online, and had started to clock up the views when I got an update to say that YouTube had removed it and issued me with a warning as it breached their rules.
So, it was behind their age restrictions and had nothing in it that was illegal - just me, my ass n my dildo - go take a look at YouKandy and let me know what you think. Seems a bit of a pointless option then, so you can upload an adult themed video so long as it doesn't contain and intimate / adult or sexual images!
rant over lol
Monday, 30 May 2016
Bank holiday.... no sunshine, but still ways to have fun LOL
Despite this, and having woken up much later than planned, I shaved my bits n showered, slipped into a vest top and a pair of gstring panties - England branded of course pre Euro 2016 starting LOL
And, with a nice cup of coffee and my ohmibod to hand, I settled down to do a short camshow. I only planned to cam shilst I drank my coffee, nothing heavy or to energetic, just chat n chill for 15-20 mins.
Ended up being about 40-50 mins, with my hard throbbing cock bursting out of them, and my ohmibod started in the gusset (so much easier when I can slip it in under the gusset pad (some panties have an open topped gusset that the ohmibod fits into nicely, and get held against the nut sack), then held up my butthole about 2/3rd's way in and ended up back in my gusset.
Had my panties on stroking, showing off my ass in the gstring, which was pulled tight into my butthole so plenty on show LOL. Panties off lying back spanking my sack, stroking my cock and with the ohmibod up my hole - got some tips from a lovely viewer whilst doing this, shame he had to go when his wife woke up LOL.
So, had fun times, got a horny cock, n need relief now hehe and some wonderful comments n chats from the guys watching my show - from nice panties, great ass, sexy ass, luved my shaved sack n bits, n many many more.
So I am happy, now have to go n face the shops for bread & milk, back to reality with a swift bang - but I will have my condom wrapped ohmibod deep up my butthole, gently buzzing away all the time I am out.
Have a great day, n I will try n post again later today.
















