Strange things that pop into a gurly mind overnight

Whilst laying in bed last night, or early this morning, i started thinking about something that i am sure will have occured to all gay, #gurly, #sissy or bi guys as well as many women.

What was it about you may ask? Well, #anal sex and always being prepared!

By prepared i don't mean having #lube available or condoms if you don't like #bareback. I mean in the cleaned out kinda way (being polite about it).

We are all, whether we like or indulge in #analsex or not, aware of what our wonderful tight back passages were intended for. And those of us that do like (or love) it up the #ass are aware that there are many options and suggested ways of preparing said passage to take a #cock and what we don't want to happen whilst being #fucked. I am sure there are lots of methods i have never seen or heard of, and that we all have our own preferred personal routine to prep for a session. Whether that's a self enema, using a douche or playing with #buttplug's and/or #dildo's or a combination of methods.

Personally, i have tried all if these on their own or a selection and it does depend on what i am planning or expecting,  time scales and other recent #anal action. In fact, i have even sat in a toilet, #lubed up my #butthole n fingers and basically fingered n semi fisted my #ass till it cleaned out, so that i could enjoy some unplanned #anal play n sex.

But, my question is - does anyone have a regular routine , that they are willing to share, that they do to ensure they are always ready to get their #ass fucked without any messy consequences (which i know can sometimes happen anyway) or rushed clear outs? If so, please comment here or #DM me on my twitter @Lena_cd if you want to remain anonymous and i will post it for you.

Great time at un-planned visit to ME1 Sauna (Rochester, Kent)

Any of you that follow my Twitter account will know that yesterday, Saturday 06th April, i went out to the pub with some friends for lunch, wearing a pair of my new thong panties from Dirty Bitch Clothing, you can follow them on Twitter too.

So yesterday i decided to wear the pair saying 'CREAMPIE ME', and knowing that made me feel very sexy all day.

Met up with friends, we had a great lunch, even though drinking coffee as i was driving. Several hours later (until yesterday i never knew that at Wetherspoons you get to refill your coffee cup as many times as you want to!) left to head home, but found myself driving past ME1 gay sauna, which wasn't on my quickest way home LOL.

Anyway, i headed inside knowing that i couldn't stay too long, and stripped in the locker room making sure that as many of the guys saw my ass in the black thong panties and the slogan on the front hehe.

I have never been at the weekend before, so it was busier than i have ever seen it over the years, and there were lots of hot guys (and cocks) wandering around.

I showered, and prepped my butthole with some lube, working it 4 fingers deep so that i was ready for action at any moment - despite not planning on going i was horny as hell and desperate to get me some cock & cum.

After a brief chill out in the steam room, watching the porn on the screens, i headed up to the themes zone, wandering around I found that they have added a 'dark sensory room' since my last visit.

As i walked through the curtain I felt a hand on my ass (which was freshly shaved and nice n smooth), which started stroking and groping my butt cheeks - now this was getting me fucking horny as hell which i guessed he realised as i pushed my ass back onto his hand and moaned when his finger tip brushed my wet hole.

Whilst he groped my ass, my hands wandered and found his growing cock under his towel, which got bigger as i stroked n squeezed it, before slipping my hand under the towel and getting a good grip of his hard throbbing shaft.

As i started to gently(ish) wank him i led him further into the room, dropping to my knees and taking him in my mouth, slurping n sucking his bellend as my lips pushed his foreskin back. He was a nice size, and i took him all into my throat as i gave him a wet, sloppy and noisy blowjob which soon got a few guys watching n standing around us stroking their cocks.

It didn't take long before he pulled out and blew his load into my mouth and face, tasting salty n yummy - boy did he twitch as i licked his bellend clean and swallowed as much of his cum as i could.

Without waiting i turned n saw a big long thick cock and another long decent cock - stroking each other off. I took the big one in my mouth first, as much as i could anyway as he was thick (helped by the cockring he had on) and wanked the 2nd guy, then swapped over - taking it i turns to suck n wank them off, with a 3rd (and maybe 4th i am not 100% sure) guy groping my ass n fingering my sloppy butthole. I was enjoying sucking them off and so were they by the noises, and as the 2nd guy blew his load into my throat with a load groan, i swallowed my 2nd load of the day. At this point i realised that there was a hard fuck going on somewhere behind me, hearing the balls slapping on ass cheeks with grunts n moans lol.

I needed to be fucked like that, so stood and looked at the guys around me and went across the building to another play room, laying over a padded round bench / table with my lubed ass high n spread - again enjoying the porn on the screens.

The guy with the big thick cock appeared behind me (thank god) and slid his wonderful cock into my ass, popping me open as i moaned load n happy.

I could tell he enjoyed the feel of my ass, as he slid balls deep into me, not just by the groan but he grabbed my hips n held me impaled on his throbbing manhood, not that i was going anywhere hehe.

As he started to pound, getting faster n faster, pulling n thrusting as he fucked me hard n fast i was moaning n groaning, begging him to fuck me n cum in me. I can safely say that this was the biggest white cock i have ever taken and i loved every minute, about 10 of them, as he fucked me hard n deep, every thrust slapping his balls on my shaved ass n sack, till with one last grab of my hips he spunked deep into my ass, and it felt amazing.

He pulled out, slapping my ass as a thanks, n as he moved off a 2nd guy moved into position, pressing his cock against my open n willing hole, although this time i could feel the condom on his dick.

With a wiggle of my ass he got the message that i wanted him, and he slammed into me. It was good, so good as he took over pounding my slutty fuck hole, grinding his dick into me and his shaved balls slapping against mine felt wonderful - i am shaved n like guys that are also shaved, the skin to skin contact is wonderful, but don't say no to any dick). I was soon moaning again, quite vocal as  i enjoyed the cock satisfying my needs.

After a few minutes i felt him swell n pulsate as his cum spurted into the condom, not wanting to waste a drop of the wonderful stuff i turned as he pulled out n tried to get hold of his cock so i could drink the cum n suck him clean but he moved off saying he needed to shower (i did wonder if i was the 1st guy he had fucked n he felt dirty maybe?).

Anyway, there was still 1 more guy wanting my ass, so i happily bent over again n felt him stroke my ass as he added a bit more lube to my hole, before slipping his cock into me (bareback) till his balls rested against me. he held me like that, and i did moan a bit as it felt so good, and then omg, he pulled out n proceeded to fuck me so hard the bench started to lift n bang and move as he thrust into me. He was rough, hard n fucked me silly and i was getting very noisy n loved it, god it was good, and wonderfully i knew i had more cum heading my way too.

He lasted longer than i thought he would, with the hard pounding he was giving me, but soon i again felt a cock swell n pulsate as he got ready to fill me with more cum, and he shot lots, at least 5 or 6 spurts that i could feel, and then fell against me, as exhausted n drained as i felt. With a kiss to my neck n a grope of my ass cheeks he pulled out and i got to suck his cock clean, the taste of his cock, my ass, his creamy cum n a bit of lube was amazing.

I realised i been there about an hour by now, n needed to leave, so headed back to the steam room - rather breathless but happy n holding 2 loads of cum in my belly n another 2 up my ass. After a few mins i showered the sweat off of, dressed in my cheeky panties n wet open butthole as i bent right over to put them so anyone that looked could see my used hole, before dressing and heading home.

yesterday was a wonderful day lol

Hope your's was too, Lena x

Vibez Luxury Water Based Lube - what an excellent product (product review)

I haven't posted anything in ages, let alone a product review - i started doing reviews of my adult sex toys and this is the next in the line.

I recently got a tube of Vibez Luxury Water Based Lube from my local Adult Store - Vibez Adult Boutique, and have used it on several occasions, with various types and sizes of toys - if you follow me on Twitter you will have seen some of them, and that i use a selection of lubes depending on my mood / toys or sometimes just how i feel that day!

It comes in a 100ml Tube, making it ideal for travel and carrying to events and anywhere you may need it, or think you may!

As to the lube itself, it is thick, not sticky and yet slick n slippery.

When squeezed out of the tube, it is a thick gel, which is great as it doesn't run the toys / body areas before you get a chance to spread it around, meaning you waste less! It spreads easily, giving a nice coating to required areas, without making everything sticky, including your fingers - and doesn't taste as bad as other lubes either if you suck your fingers clean, lick it off a toy or body part - i have tasted  it from dildo's, fingers, cocks and butt holes and not found it ruining the taste of anything.

Once spread out, it gives an amazing slippery ride and superb sensations, Being slippery, but not sticky, it gives a gliding and enjoyable ride and lasts for a long time, i have used it for hours and only needed small re-applications when i have added bigger toys during long play sessions, and these often last for several hours and involve anything from  5 - 15 toys, sometimes more. If it does dry out, or you go back to a previously used to after a while, a small amount of spit / few drops of water rubbed in and it slicks back up n away you can go again - even on your ass or cock.

After a recent ride, my butt hole was still slippery and slicked up inside the following day, and i was soon wet n able to take big toys by spitting on my fingers and rubbing my butt hole - reactivating the lube without adding more.  (i do need to add here that i am a regular and (semi) experienced user of toys so my ass does open easier than a novice or sporadic user would experience). I can't say how well it works with Vagina's, as i am definitely not a pussy user, but i can give my opinion on anal use.

Over all, i highly recommend this lube, and will be using it on many occasions

 

Unexpected sex can be so much fun ...

If you joined me on my Chaturbate cam show earlier today, you will know I was talking about my very wet, lubed up and fucked butthole after a casual encounter in a local public toilet!

My day started normally. got up n slobbed around a bit in leggings n t shirt till I showered, shaved my bits n popped in a buttplug. Slipped on a pair of red lacy thong panties, and then boring man clothes over the top.

After this, headed out to town to get a few bits I needed.

Whilst out I slowly felt my metal jewelled buttplug start to slip around and new that my ass was self lubing with some tasty buttjuice. I was going to ignore it till got home, enjoying the sensations as it slipped around inside me and in / out a bit too, but decided I could do with a pee as well.

So, headed off to a set of public toilets in the shopping centre, at about 12.30-13.00. Paid my 20p and went to a cubicle planning on having my pee whilst I pulled out my buttplug n wiped a bit of juice off.

Well, I love the smell of cock when released from underwear, even my own, and added to this the scent of my hot butthole juice as I pulled the plug out just got me very very aroused.

So much so that I sucked my butt juice off the plug, and feeling even hornier couldn't resist a little buttplug fuck of my ass hole, which was already sloppy n wet and starting to gape a bit hehe.

i happily slammed it in & out of my ass for a bit, trying hard not to moan like a slutty whore, much as i wanted too. I was so engrossed i didn't notice that the urinals / sinks outside the cubicles had gone quiet and emptied out of people, except one guy who quietly knocked on my cubicle door, asking if Iwanted a hand, or something hard, to help me get off!

Well, not one to turn a gift cock away I opened the door n let in a fairly hot guy, prob early to mid 30's.

He pushed me back and shut the door beind him, looking over me - panties down by my knees and a buttplug in my ass, and wasted no time in unzipping his jeans and dropping them to the floor, kicking them off without a care. I could see his big hard cock bulging in his tight shorts, and made him moan as I ran my hand along his shaft from balls to bellend, before opening the top and breathing in his hot cock scent - and that was it, i had to have him - in my mouth and arse.

It was about 15 seconds later that i was kneeling, pulling down his shorts n catching is bobbing stiffy in my mouth, slobbering all over him as i sucked him in deep, running my tongue all over him as I savoured his manly flavour. I could only stand this for a couple of mins at most, i wanted him in my arse.

I stood, turned and pulled my plug out as i bent over the toilet bowl, hoping he would plunge right in - but he was a careful, and prepared guy, and reached for his jeans to get a condom (saying sorry as he rolled it down his shaft) and a small tube of lube!

Well, needless to say he lubed n plunged right in, pushing his red bellend into my semi open and wet hole, enjoying it as much as me (i hope) as he popped the head in, held it before slowly pushing into me. This made me hornier than ever, and i wanted him hard deep n rough by now, and he soon obliged, proceeding to bang balls deep into me, and god i had to bite down not to let out lustfilled groans n moans. He was still listening out for others, and slowed his pace whenever the outer door opended to let someone in- they may have wanted to watch or join in, but could have told on us too as this wasn't a normal cruisy toilet pickup n sex area.

This went on for what seemed like ages, but was probably 20 mins or so, and the slowing down added to my lust and excitement as well as the intense pleasure i was getting. But too soon for my liking, his balls swelled and he thrust deep in and held it there as he unloaded, sadly into a condom not my ass.

Not being one to waste cum, once he pulled out i turned, on wobbly legs, and pulled the condom off, holding it into my mouth with one hand to suck the cum out whilst stroking his cock with the other. Once i had drained the condom, i leant down and sucked n licked his cock clean of any cum dribbles.

After that he smiled, said thanks, grabbed his jeans and left me there, door open with my panties down by my ankles. Hoping for more i left the door open as i put my plug back in my butthole, pulled my panties up n then my jeans slowly. But no futher takers or interest.

After that i finished my shopping n came home, going on cam n showing my dripping, obviously used n abused lube filled butthole to the viewers.

Not just the sex toys, the all important lube must be reviewed as well!

I have started writing reviews of some of my sex toys, and how much fun they are / I have had with them. But to enjoy them to their fullest, after all they are pretty much all anal toys, you must have lube.

So my first lube review, is of the amazing, slippery and great feeling ID Glide from @IDLube.

They do a wide range of lube's, from the water based Glide, through flavoured lubes and onto the top of the range silicone lubes.

So far I have tried the Glide, and loved it, as well as a couple of sample pouches of their flavoured lubes.

Oh my god, the glide certainly lives up to its name. It comes in various pack sizes, and is very cost effective - it may appear expensive but you don't need much for a long lasting slippery ride - as I found out.

It is easy to use, simple and quick to apply and long lasting, and if it does start to dry simply re-activate it with a bit of water (and YES this can be spit, it doesn't have to be tap water). As it is water based, safe to use with all of your rubber / silicone toys and condoms.

Even though very slippery, and reacts with water, it is still easy to wipe up and clean away - I even used a couple of baby wipes to clean my butt cheeks and toys, as well as my butthole.

As to the ride, it is slippery, smooth and enjoyable - makes it easy to take and enjoy toys of various sizes. For any of you that have watched my shows / viewed my video's or pictures on YouKandy or Chaturbate, you will have witnessed that with a small amount of this lube, and very little preparation and practice time, I can take my ass destroying monster dildo into my butthole - so far I have worked nearly half of it up my ass, leaving me stretched, gaped and happy - slippery and open, without any pain or discomfort during or after the show.

So would I recommend it, most definitely yes - it is a wonderful lube, and when I need to re-stock I will be heading to my favourite adult store, Vibez Adult Boutique, to buy a big 5L bottle of the wonderful stuff!

Rating - 10 / 10

                                         

In the mean time

new adult, sex toy review coming soon - either of one of my dildo's or my ohmibod - from a guys perspective! then will do another of my buttplug collection.

In the mean time, I am having a good(ish) Saturday - the weather keeps changing, sunshine n rain, but not to bad.

I had intended doing some gardening, in fact I did start before the 1st lot of rain, so put some butt cheek warming Brazilian boyshort panties on, and obviously had to fill my ass so my Rich R6 gold butplug found its way up my butthole.

feels so good, pulling against my ring, and pressing in as I kneel down to weed and prune back the plants ready for winter. I can safely say that having a buttplug in, or another sex toy, sure makes boring jobs more interesting, fun, and bearable lol

hope u have a good Saturday too

Lena

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Enema - yes or no?

Strange question, but it was an even stranger topic of conversation last night. Me n a group of mates, male and female, were discussing anal sex. And of course one bloke came up with the 'yuck, you might get some brown stuff on you manhood'! Doh, surely that's a no brainer - seeing as where you are putting it LOL Anyway, this got us onto the topic of enema's and/or anal douche. Does it work, does it make it more enjoyable, more hygienic, or not important. Split the group. All, bar the one, accepted the possibility of some mess as expected - in the ass, expect some mess. And a small price to pay for the sensual enjoyment! Few say it has got to be done, just out of courtesy for the one doing the ploughing, couple said makes it more fun, rest didn't care either way.