A question I keep hearing - 'Why would you want to have bottom surgery?'

 I  have been asked so many times on my socials / sites, as well as seen it being asked in chat rooms and comments on video's.

Well, it isn't for everyone for starters. I randomly think about it, and the desire (and need) to not just have a pussy, an extra hole, but to NOT have my limp little (or now tiny as it shrinks the mere anal I have) boiclitty cock.

That said, between those times I do enjoy feeling my limp boiclotty (it goes soft n limp as soon as I am penetrated in my ass) flop around as i get fucked, mimicking the noise made by the man;s balls slapping against me as he rails me hehe

An extra hole, means being able to take (at least) one more cock... the idea of 3 cocks making me air tight makes me so horny.

What are you thoughts?

ME1 Gay Sauna - unplanned visit

 Taking advantage of my day finishing earlier than expected yesterday, always good when meetings finish early rather than late!

Took a trip to ME1 Gay Sauna in Rochester, Kent. I haven't had the time or opportunity to go for ages, and I love the chance to chill, relax and enjoy being naked in the hot tub, steam room and sauna as well as the play rooms, sex rooms and dark areas - cock n cum whilst relax, feel better and watch wonderful gay porn - what could be better.

I knew I didn't have much time spare, but even a couple of hours was worth the reasonable entrance fee (and they now take card as well as cash payments).

So arrived, paid n entered. Stripped down to my little pink thong panties then realised I didn't have a towel, so walked back to reception with my bare ass wiggling to get one. The towel was smaller than previously, not even going round my waist to cover up - not a problem, I love being naked there and the rule of no nudity in the coffee lounge seems to have gone. 

Since my last visit, and during the horrible times of covid, they have refurbished the rooms, with more sex benches, beds and couches, bigger and better for multi layer n person fun.

Anyway, it is def worth a visit, check out their website for pics, open hours etc.

I am a good slut, i take regular sti tests now, at least every 3 months - and as a resident of Medway I am able to use a free NHS sponsored service and get my results in a few days.

So, the important bit - did I have any fun.

I arrived about 3.30pm, and the place was quite busy, lots of guys wandering around, sounds of moaning and fucking.

I showered, lubed up my hole (free lube and condoms available all around the venue) and went in search of cock!

I sucked one guy off in the sauna, before we headed back into the showers and i got a good taste of his cock and cum, all swallowed.

Next I had some fun in the dark area, a group of guys surrounded me and after wanking a few of them i dropped to my knees n started to suck, one guy insisted on wearing a condom to get blown and after a while the taste of latex put me off so i headed down to the lounge for a free coffee.

After that i wandered around, sucked a few more cocks but although busy with guys I struggled to find a top to fuck my ass, ended up fingering myself with an ass blast as I watched porn - but that is just pot luck, as you never know what guys will be in these venues.

Anyway, it was still fun and worth the £13 to relax, suck some cocks and swallow 4 loads of cum.

Hope to be back there soon, for longer and get my ass pounded raw n hard, filled with cum and left a cum soaked n filled cock slut hehe.

do you like you meat hot n steamy?

With the weather in the UK so warm at the moment, and as I write this I am sitting in a pair of thong panties, and I am sweating like crazy.

But, it has also made me soo dam horny, especially after being a good gurly & had a pee sitting down.

This if course meant pulling my panties down to my knees, and oh boy - the hot sweaty, slight hint of pee, smell that wafted up as my shaved uncut boiclitty cock n balls were released + the hot smell of the panties themselves, made me sooo horny I had to stroke my boiclitty. Which led to me moaning, not just with the joy of maturation but also the added amazing smell as i pulled my foreskin back. God I am a cock hungry slut!

I just love the smell of cock, even better when it is from a guy n not my limp gurly little boiclitty, hot manly sweat n cock mmm mmmm

I don't mean a dirty, stinking, not been washed in days cock smell, just the fresh sweaty kind hehe

Is that just me, or do you like it too?

Strange things that pop into a gurly mind overnight

Whilst laying in bed last night, or early this morning, i started thinking about something that i am sure will have occured to all gay, #gurly, #sissy or bi guys as well as many women.

What was it about you may ask? Well, #anal sex and always being prepared!

By prepared i don't mean having #lube available or condoms if you don't like #bareback. I mean in the cleaned out kinda way (being polite about it).

We are all, whether we like or indulge in #analsex or not, aware of what our wonderful tight back passages were intended for. And those of us that do like (or love) it up the #ass are aware that there are many options and suggested ways of preparing said passage to take a #cock and what we don't want to happen whilst being #fucked. I am sure there are lots of methods i have never seen or heard of, and that we all have our own preferred personal routine to prep for a session. Whether that's a self enema, using a douche or playing with #buttplug's and/or #dildo's or a combination of methods.

Personally, i have tried all if these on their own or a selection and it does depend on what i am planning or expecting,  time scales and other recent #anal action. In fact, i have even sat in a toilet, #lubed up my #butthole n fingers and basically fingered n semi fisted my #ass till it cleaned out, so that i could enjoy some unplanned #anal play n sex.

But, my question is - does anyone have a regular routine , that they are willing to share, that they do to ensure they are always ready to get their #ass fucked without any messy consequences (which i know can sometimes happen anyway) or rushed clear outs? If so, please comment here or #DM me on my twitter @Lena_cd if you want to remain anonymous and i will post it for you.

Great time at un-planned visit to ME1 Sauna (Rochester, Kent)

Any of you that follow my Twitter account will know that yesterday, Saturday 06th April, i went out to the pub with some friends for lunch, wearing a pair of my new thong panties from Dirty Bitch Clothing, you can follow them on Twitter too.

So yesterday i decided to wear the pair saying 'CREAMPIE ME', and knowing that made me feel very sexy all day.

Met up with friends, we had a great lunch, even though drinking coffee as i was driving. Several hours later (until yesterday i never knew that at Wetherspoons you get to refill your coffee cup as many times as you want to!) left to head home, but found myself driving past ME1 gay sauna, which wasn't on my quickest way home LOL.

Anyway, i headed inside knowing that i couldn't stay too long, and stripped in the locker room making sure that as many of the guys saw my ass in the black thong panties and the slogan on the front hehe.

I have never been at the weekend before, so it was busier than i have ever seen it over the years, and there were lots of hot guys (and cocks) wandering around.

I showered, and prepped my butthole with some lube, working it 4 fingers deep so that i was ready for action at any moment - despite not planning on going i was horny as hell and desperate to get me some cock & cum.

After a brief chill out in the steam room, watching the porn on the screens, i headed up to the themes zone, wandering around I found that they have added a 'dark sensory room' since my last visit.

As i walked through the curtain I felt a hand on my ass (which was freshly shaved and nice n smooth), which started stroking and groping my butt cheeks - now this was getting me fucking horny as hell which i guessed he realised as i pushed my ass back onto his hand and moaned when his finger tip brushed my wet hole.

Whilst he groped my ass, my hands wandered and found his growing cock under his towel, which got bigger as i stroked n squeezed it, before slipping my hand under the towel and getting a good grip of his hard throbbing shaft.

As i started to gently(ish) wank him i led him further into the room, dropping to my knees and taking him in my mouth, slurping n sucking his bellend as my lips pushed his foreskin back. He was a nice size, and i took him all into my throat as i gave him a wet, sloppy and noisy blowjob which soon got a few guys watching n standing around us stroking their cocks.

It didn't take long before he pulled out and blew his load into my mouth and face, tasting salty n yummy - boy did he twitch as i licked his bellend clean and swallowed as much of his cum as i could.

Without waiting i turned n saw a big long thick cock and another long decent cock - stroking each other off. I took the big one in my mouth first, as much as i could anyway as he was thick (helped by the cockring he had on) and wanked the 2nd guy, then swapped over - taking it i turns to suck n wank them off, with a 3rd (and maybe 4th i am not 100% sure) guy groping my ass n fingering my sloppy butthole. I was enjoying sucking them off and so were they by the noises, and as the 2nd guy blew his load into my throat with a load groan, i swallowed my 2nd load of the day. At this point i realised that there was a hard fuck going on somewhere behind me, hearing the balls slapping on ass cheeks with grunts n moans lol.

I needed to be fucked like that, so stood and looked at the guys around me and went across the building to another play room, laying over a padded round bench / table with my lubed ass high n spread - again enjoying the porn on the screens.

The guy with the big thick cock appeared behind me (thank god) and slid his wonderful cock into my ass, popping me open as i moaned load n happy.

I could tell he enjoyed the feel of my ass, as he slid balls deep into me, not just by the groan but he grabbed my hips n held me impaled on his throbbing manhood, not that i was going anywhere hehe.

As he started to pound, getting faster n faster, pulling n thrusting as he fucked me hard n fast i was moaning n groaning, begging him to fuck me n cum in me. I can safely say that this was the biggest white cock i have ever taken and i loved every minute, about 10 of them, as he fucked me hard n deep, every thrust slapping his balls on my shaved ass n sack, till with one last grab of my hips he spunked deep into my ass, and it felt amazing.

He pulled out, slapping my ass as a thanks, n as he moved off a 2nd guy moved into position, pressing his cock against my open n willing hole, although this time i could feel the condom on his dick.

With a wiggle of my ass he got the message that i wanted him, and he slammed into me. It was good, so good as he took over pounding my slutty fuck hole, grinding his dick into me and his shaved balls slapping against mine felt wonderful - i am shaved n like guys that are also shaved, the skin to skin contact is wonderful, but don't say no to any dick). I was soon moaning again, quite vocal as  i enjoyed the cock satisfying my needs.

After a few minutes i felt him swell n pulsate as his cum spurted into the condom, not wanting to waste a drop of the wonderful stuff i turned as he pulled out n tried to get hold of his cock so i could drink the cum n suck him clean but he moved off saying he needed to shower (i did wonder if i was the 1st guy he had fucked n he felt dirty maybe?).

Anyway, there was still 1 more guy wanting my ass, so i happily bent over again n felt him stroke my ass as he added a bit more lube to my hole, before slipping his cock into me (bareback) till his balls rested against me. he held me like that, and i did moan a bit as it felt so good, and then omg, he pulled out n proceeded to fuck me so hard the bench started to lift n bang and move as he thrust into me. He was rough, hard n fucked me silly and i was getting very noisy n loved it, god it was good, and wonderfully i knew i had more cum heading my way too.

He lasted longer than i thought he would, with the hard pounding he was giving me, but soon i again felt a cock swell n pulsate as he got ready to fill me with more cum, and he shot lots, at least 5 or 6 spurts that i could feel, and then fell against me, as exhausted n drained as i felt. With a kiss to my neck n a grope of my ass cheeks he pulled out and i got to suck his cock clean, the taste of his cock, my ass, his creamy cum n a bit of lube was amazing.

I realised i been there about an hour by now, n needed to leave, so headed back to the steam room - rather breathless but happy n holding 2 loads of cum in my belly n another 2 up my ass. After a few mins i showered the sweat off of, dressed in my cheeky panties n wet open butthole as i bent right over to put them so anyone that looked could see my used hole, before dressing and heading home.

yesterday was a wonderful day lol

Hope your's was too, Lena x

Vibez Luxury Water Based Lube - what an excellent product (product review)

I haven't posted anything in ages, let alone a product review - i started doing reviews of my adult sex toys and this is the next in the line.

I recently got a tube of Vibez Luxury Water Based Lube from my local Adult Store - Vibez Adult Boutique, and have used it on several occasions, with various types and sizes of toys - if you follow me on Twitter you will have seen some of them, and that i use a selection of lubes depending on my mood / toys or sometimes just how i feel that day!

It comes in a 100ml Tube, making it ideal for travel and carrying to events and anywhere you may need it, or think you may!

As to the lube itself, it is thick, not sticky and yet slick n slippery.

When squeezed out of the tube, it is a thick gel, which is great as it doesn't run the toys / body areas before you get a chance to spread it around, meaning you waste less! It spreads easily, giving a nice coating to required areas, without making everything sticky, including your fingers - and doesn't taste as bad as other lubes either if you suck your fingers clean, lick it off a toy or body part - i have tasted  it from dildo's, fingers, cocks and butt holes and not found it ruining the taste of anything.

Once spread out, it gives an amazing slippery ride and superb sensations, Being slippery, but not sticky, it gives a gliding and enjoyable ride and lasts for a long time, i have used it for hours and only needed small re-applications when i have added bigger toys during long play sessions, and these often last for several hours and involve anything from  5 - 15 toys, sometimes more. If it does dry out, or you go back to a previously used to after a while, a small amount of spit / few drops of water rubbed in and it slicks back up n away you can go again - even on your ass or cock.

After a recent ride, my butt hole was still slippery and slicked up inside the following day, and i was soon wet n able to take big toys by spitting on my fingers and rubbing my butt hole - reactivating the lube without adding more.  (i do need to add here that i am a regular and (semi) experienced user of toys so my ass does open easier than a novice or sporadic user would experience). I can't say how well it works with Vagina's, as i am definitely not a pussy user, but i can give my opinion on anal use.

Over all, i highly recommend this lube, and will be using it on many occasions

 

No big toys on a sex show site, really!

I wasn't going to write this post, as it may lose me a site to host my cam shows on, but after thinking it over for a couple of days - i am still pissed off and a bit incredulous if i am honest.

A bit of back ground to start off, i was doing a cam show, no shocker there, on Chaturbate. I was in just a little vest and a pair of thong panties, no toys or anything else involved. i was just chatting whilst i did a bot of Wii Fit step exercise, tightening up my butt cheeks! The chat was going well, viewer numbers going up n some lovely comments about my ass n panties, when the cam stream stopped and a warning opened up from a site administrator. Reading the message 'warning about using over large toys in cam shows and pictures / videos' this may lead to suspension or blocking of your account. And hen a box for me to say i understood..

Thinking i would get an email i just cleared it so i could carry on with my show, but of course even in the 120ish seconds this took i had lost a lot of viewers, but i restarted my camera n exercise, continuing the chat.

Once i came off air, it was only about 25 mins, i checked my emails and nothing - so i rasied a contact me query, and got an answer.....

Under the rules no overly large toys or animal orientated toys can be used. Buttplug tails are allowed.


This was then defined as follows:

Objects may not be used as sex toys unless they are typically marketed and sold for that purpose. Overly large sex toys or animal-shaped sex toys may not be used on camera. Due to the United States obscenity law, sex toys may not be bigger than 12 inches or wider than a soda can

So, as the servers are based in America, you can't use big toys on a site that is a site built to allow anyone to sell their body n sex, to sell video's and pictures and anything they like, even raffles to have dates are allowed - you get to see live sexual activities, from wanking, sucking, fucking of the mouth, ass n pussy, group sex is allowed (DP, double anal, double vag, spit roasting....in fact any combination of male / female), but you can't use a big toy! I can shove 3 dildo's p my ass, so long as they aren't 2 big or thicker than a soda can!

So i could have 2 guys fucking my mouth n 2 more fucking my ass, and that is fine, but no dildo over 12". really!

So a dildo, a toy sold for sexualy enjoyment and perversion, like my ass destroyer dildo (it is marketed with this name on several toy sites) is against the rules on cam, but fine in pictures and video's.

Rant over, for now, i am just struggling to understand (and please don't forget that in some states in America it is LEGAL to marry a horse, but you can't use a big toy or even a Dragon Dildo on a sex camshow site).

So much for freedom in the free world. I am happy to use big toys, as are many of the other models, and i enjoy using them and gaping my ass, and in no way is anyone forced to watch, if tehy don't like what they see then move on to another cam.

Have a good day and i hope to see you in one of my chat shows, cum say hi n jerk off over me.

Fun at the Gay Sauna, had myself some big black cock

Well, after a few weeks of frustrating lack of any sexual release, from wanking myself off, playing on cam for you sexy guyz n gurlz - other than a few quick chill out shows on Chaturbate - or visits to my local Gay Sauna - ME1 in Rochester, I have finally managed to get the time & opportunity to visit the sauna, and boy was it worth it.

I spent a couple of hours there late this afternoon, and they were fun filled hours - I sucked 6 cocks, swallowed 3 loads and took 2 in the ass, bareback style of course. Oh, and I got rimmed too.

I will get to the 2 black guys, with their gorgeous big black cocks, in a bit..... but first

When I got there, I showered n lubed up my butthole - getting it ready for some action (or at least I hoped to get some action!)

1st guy, in the steam room n he followed me in and started to stroke my leg, then my cock, running his hands over my shaved balls n tops of my legs. I started to stroke his cock, and soon he was nice n hard with a bulbous bellend that had a very big ridge. He knelt, sucking me off as I sat on the bench and it felt great as I fingered my ass. A few minutes in I wanted his cock, to taste him n feel him twitch in my mouth, so I moved him off and knelt in front of him, stroking his balls as I sucked him deep, he wasn't huge so deepthroat was nice n easy. I couldn't take it for long, I wanted to be fucked, I NEEDED to be fucked, he was hot in the steam so we moved to one of the private booths, wity the door closed at his request not mine - I wanted my ass open to any other guys to join in lol. I continued to suck him off to keep him hard, before kneeling n spreading my cheeks for his cock. he popped his bellend in and oh yes it made me moan out loud, getting louder as he pounded me. After bout 10 mins he stopped, n I sucked him clean, but he didn't cum yet, he wanted more n to spend more time at the sauna b4 he shot his load.

So I went on the cock hunt lol, and soon had another guy in the sauna room, in my mouth. Giving him a deep sucking till he shot his sweet salty load down my throat.

Time for the next, I went up to the top floor and laid on one of the circular benches / tables (all padded) n watched the porn as I fingered my ass. Soon had a guy come round n stick his big uncut cock into my face and as I opened up he thrust in and face fucked me, before moving round behind me and spreading my legs started to stroke his fingers down my ass crack and tease my butthole, making me twitch as I needed to be fucked again. But he had other idea's, as I found out when his tongue touched my hole, making me moan n buck my hips into his face. He gave my ass a great rimming I have to say.

At this point a black guy came round and was watching, n as I reached out my hand he moved closer so I could stroke his cock, making him drop his towel and let me see his #bbc, his gorgeous big black uncut cock/ I merrily sucked away and he then fucked my face, making me gag n slurp all over his member. I soon begged him to fuck me, and he promised he would in a few minutes as he walked off leaving me gagging for more.

With a few mins to spare I sat on a sofa n waited, stroking to the porn, and keeping myself amused by sucking off another guy quickly as he watched me - pulling him into my mouth n wanking / sucking till he exploded, quite noisily lol.

Just finished licking my lips as my black cock returned, and I was very quickly laying on the table, on my side as he fingered my ass, then slipped his cock in - gently at first, seeing how I reacted to his thick shaft - soon commenting 'man u want this cock don't you' - maybe as I was pushing my ass back onto him, trying to get more cock inside me as I moaned, n moaned, n moaned lol. We switched up so I was laying back on my front, him one leg up and in he pushed, sliding balls deep much to my satisfaction, bareback cock is sooo good. He then built up speed, slapping into me and god it felt amazing, but he wanted better purchase as we kept slipping. I, very happily, dropped to my knees on the floor and leaning forward gave him my ass, and he gave me a good hard fuck, slamming his dick in n out as his balls slapped me, before unloading up my ass with an almighty groan. At which point I sucked him clean again too, luv Ass to Mouth, especially if the guy has cum in me too.

So, whilst still on my knees another black guy joined in, and I happily bent over again as he wanted my ass. This guy was even bigger, thicker and longer, with an uncut bellend. he pushed his tip in and I knew it was going to be good as I stretched open a bit more, and moaned like a cock happy slut (which I was / am LOL). Before long, literally a few strokes in and he was doing the rifleman, pounding my horny ass, slamming his balls into me with every thrust, as I pushed back to make sure I got all of him, then he moved again, up on both feet as he fucked me senseless, OMG I was noisy and luving it. He was pounding so hard my gurly boi-clit, shaved cock hehe, and balls were slapping back n forth with a lovely sound. he gave me a good hard n long ride, pounding me into another world, saying how much I loved n wanted his cock as I pushed back onto him and what a great ass I had, what an amazing fuck I was (sounds good to me!). But, he had to blow eventually n he even asked where I wanted it, to which I said 'you choose, anywhere is fine by me - like right where u r now' so he did. He pulled on my hips, getting every bit of his big thick cock inside me and then pulsated n exploded his creamy load nto me as he grunted n moaned, thrusting again n again as he emptied his balls deep, deep inside my ass - and I loved every squirt. When he relaxed n pulled out, I enjoyed the look on his face and moan as I took his cock into my mouth n sucked / licked him clean (and hard again to lol). Of he went, a happy man.

I moved to the Jacuzzi to relax, and here sucked my last guy off, enjoying the bubbles as he squirted a load into my throat.

All in all a very fun n enjoyable afternoon - leaving me wanting more, and forgetting to ask if they rent out the sauna for an hour or so (before or after opening) to take some pics of me dressed, playing with toys n hopefully a guy or 2... fucking my ass n mouth n filling / covering me in cum.

dogging and glory holes... fact or fantasy

I am a 'fairly' horny gurly, well some times incredibly horny and slutty LOL

Thing is, I love cock, I love cum... I love sex - and I am pretty sure I am not the only one. And, I really enjoy the thrill of anonymous, random and public sex too.

I mean, when I go to my local gay sauna, ME1 in Rochester, Kent, I have absolutely no problems walking round stark naked, towel in my hand or over my shoulder. I happily go down on guys I see and give there cocks a good old suck, swallow their cum, and have my arse fondled, fingered and fucked - all in full view of anyone else that is in the various rooms / walking by the lounges.

So, back to topic.

Years ago, and more recently, when I made the 2nd step - I was already wearing panties everyday by this point - I went to local glory holes at motorway service toilets, and other various public toilets around the area. Here I wanked another guy for the 1st time, sucked my 1st cock, swallowed my 1st load of cum and even got my arse fucked by a guy for the 1st time - all through a hole in a toilet wall - don't know who they were, I just enjoyed their cock's.

Moved on from this to a bit of public flashing / exhibitionism - went to a local glory hole / criusy toilet block in Strood (Kent) - no longer there, behind the shops in the car park (now Asda I think). Anyway, here I stood at the urinals, jeans open showing my thong panties, suspender belt and stockings - and a stiff cock getting stroked. I got myself well n truly fucked in the cubicles more than once - with the door open and closed (with about 6 guys in the adjoining cubicles looking over the top hehe. It was great.

Also went to cruisy toilets / glory hole in Aylesford - at Cobtree Park. Again, had plenty of fun at urinal and in the cubicles - although I have yet to enjoy myself in the woods - apparently plenty of action out in the woods, sucking n fucking... sounds wonderful.

And, this also used to be a good dogging spot at night. I went there many times, and another location near the Dartford crossing, on the Kent side.

Thing is - over the years these have all been stopped, closed / knocked down etc - as they are 'trouble spots' causing trouble in local area etc. Hands on heart I can say that I NEVER felt scared, pressured or had / saw any trouble - verbal or physical - and that's with my panties down and cocks in various parts of my body - easy target for gay / queer abuse!

I have tried visiting several, no joy -

   the toilets on A2 Cobham (south bound) no longer exist.
   toilets in Strood behind shops no longer exist
   toilets at coach park in Rochester - never seems be any action anymore
   Dartford dogging spot - I have tried various days / nights and never seen anyone there
   Cobtree park - toilets 'upgraded' to stop the glory hole action and gates locked at night!

point of this, I really, really, really want to go glory hole and dogging again, and enjoy some random anonymous sex - yes I know to be careful, I always have lube n condoms in the car.

So, does anyone know what is happening in Kent? Are any of these locations (or others) still active. Please let me know if they are, or about others, or any good websites I can register on and find out what is happening.

If you don't want to comment here for your own identity protection, or so big brother doesn't see / find out - email me, visit my website and contact me or text me (textphone only it doesn't take calls) 07522 221980.

You only have to look at my website, my YouKandy profile, my Twitter or Chaturbate to see that I am a genuine sissy, gurly, crossdresser just looking for lust :)

Lena xx

Bank holiday.... no sunshine, but still ways to have fun LOL

As usual it's a Bank Holiday Monday, and the weather isn't that great - after the weekend forecast being warm n sunny for all 3 days last Friday it has changed to windy n cool.

Despite this, and having woken up much later than planned, I shaved my bits n showered, slipped into a vest top and a pair of gstring panties - England branded of course pre Euro 2016 starting LOL

And, with a nice cup of coffee and my ohmibod to hand, I settled down to do a short camshow. I only planned to cam shilst I drank my coffee, nothing heavy or to energetic, just chat n chill for 15-20 mins.

Ended up being about 40-50 mins, with my hard throbbing cock bursting out of them, and my ohmibod started in the gusset (so much easier when I can slip it in under the gusset pad (some panties have an open topped gusset that the ohmibod fits into nicely, and get held against the nut sack), then held up my butthole about 2/3rd's way in and ended up back in my gusset.

Had my panties on stroking, showing off my ass in the gstring, which was pulled tight into my butthole so plenty on show LOL. Panties off lying back spanking my sack, stroking my cock and with the ohmibod up my hole - got some tips from a lovely viewer whilst doing this, shame he had to go when his wife woke up LOL.

So, had fun times, got a horny cock, n need relief now hehe and some wonderful comments n chats from the guys watching my show - from nice panties, great ass, sexy ass, luved my shaved sack n bits, n many many more.

So I am happy, now have to go n face the shops for bread & milk, back to reality with a swift bang - but I will have my condom wrapped ohmibod deep up my butthole, gently buzzing away all the time I am out.

Have a great day, n I will try n post again later today.


                                 

Oh mi.... so lovely and warm.... waste of sunshine

Yet again, despite every year being adamant that I will get the garden / seating area sorted and done before the weather gets nice n warm, here I am.. sweating away trying to arrange plants and stuff ready for summer.

I have to say, choosing boyshorts rather than a thong, probably wasn't the best choice of panties - my bits, although shaved n smooth - that's my ass and boy sack etc hehe, are all hot, sweaty and sticky. I know I luv the smell, and taste, of cock when released from its shorts / panties.. but at the moment it is very uncomfortable as I try n weed the flower beds LOL

Anyway, back on topic (future post me thinks) and I find myself on my knees, not for fun, but trying to get some pesky vine weed out of my shrubs and trim back the dead tulips / daffodils as the Lillies start to grow n take their place.

It is sooo warm, not brilliant bright sunshine, but I would still rather be laying on a lounger or a towel on the lawn! Must be at least a few rays that I can soak up and get my tan going, and natural tan line on my ass from thong bikini bottoms :).

How about you, have you been organised and prepared for summer before now, or like me, taken by surprise by the sudden change in weather / temperature and still getting everything ready?

Be good to know I am not the only one.

crossdress, toys, cam & cum... plans for today

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no #ohmibod yet... but not letting that stop me LOL

As I am sitting here typing this post I don't yet have the #ohmibod vibe 2 that I said I was going to buy.... I completed it and just as I hot checkout now... it went out of stock, they were meant to get some back in on Monday, but the supplier was out of stock as well... so still waiting. Guess it is as the price is so much cheaper than any other site I have seen it on. Found another one, on the US Amazon, so will get from there if I have to - slightly more expensive but a lot longer to wait - UK site was 2 days, Amazon US will be 18-24 days!

But, mu butthole is still throbbing and pulsing with lust and post play tingles.

Had the larger of my 2 metal jewelled buttplugs in all day, then had a session with my dildo's... started of with my smalles, a black tyrone one, still bout 8" n quite thick, then onto my big white dildo cock... before finishing on my monster fuck off big black dildo - here it is call the Black Destroyer - oh my fuck it is very thick and huge, and felt amazing as I eased it into my hole.

I had meant to just hold it there for a bit, just the head inside my ring, as not played with it for a few weeks.. but lust took over and I couldn't help but start to ride up n down, taking several inches of the thick shaft into my ass - god it felt good and as I pulled off it made me squirt, I pee'd everywhere lol.

So still having fun as I wait to get one of the seemingly very very popular ohmibod toys.



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Good Gurly sissy crossdresser or just a horny tart?

It's a wet, miserable Saturday -

I found myself at Bluewater shopping centre yesterday, and despite the fact that I wasn't there to buy lingerie, I found myself drawn to my favourite shop in the world, Boux Avenue, the one store that could drain my pay packet in one go!

I was browsing, looking at the lovely bra's & pantie sets - oh my they do some sexy thongs. So this made me feel like treating myself to a new set, matching of course.

As I was browsing I saw several that I would luv - size 10 thong and a 32, or maybe 34, DD bra.... But as I was trying to pick between 3 sets I saw a pair of bright neon pink see through #boyshort #panties, they just looked amazing - and as every crossdresser knows, a good gurly MUST have at least one pair of pink panties, if not many more LOL

So I ended up just buying the boyshorts, although my loyalty points are looking good for some free stuff very soon :)

 

 

And so i ended up putting them on to cheer me up on this wet Saturday.

 

And then my sparkly jewelled buttplug from Vibez Adult Store was slipped up my butt.

 

Been walking round all day like this, till an hour ago when the lustful desires took over my brain.

 

One of the toys that I have purchased from Vibez is a HUGE black suction didlo, and I mean huge - it has a circumference of nearly 10"!

 

now for the question - I have just spent the last 45 mins, stripped naked sliding a lubed up monster cock dildo in and out of my ass - god it feels amazing, and my ring is still pulsating and throbbing with happiness and lust.

 

Does this make me a slut? or just a gurly crossdresser with needs and desires?

 

 



2nd pay check

just got my 2nd paycheck from cams!

nice bit of extra money, paid into my Paypal account.

easy and fun to earn, cum watch me here and see how easy it is, and what I get up to! And then, either watch the cams and enjoy the view or if you are brave n fun enough become a webhost yourself and perform your own cam shows, live on the internet.

no strict contract times, you broadcast and perform when you want, as often or as little as you want.

You earn by doing paid public or private shows, and so the more you do the more you stand to earn, but it is entirely up to you. If you don't perform, you don't pay any fee's or anything.

when you do earn, fee's are deducted at source and you get the balance!

easy as that

Friday night fun

It's Friday night, my working week is over so time for some fun

found myself relaxing in g string panties n lace vest, watching tv. Before I knew it I was stroking myself through my panties, getting soooo hot n horny and needed some relief.

So what to do?

I know, hehe, lets go on cam n do a live webshow!

And that is what I did, in fact what I am still doing as I type this blog

Only difference is, I am now minus the panties, have a hard cock in one hand and a guiness bottle (that I have just drunk) sliding in n out of my ass - all live on my camshow

getting some wonderful comments n encouragement in the chat, and makin money too!

So maybe my 'working' week hadn't finished lol

But what can I say, having some fun, really good fun, and makin money at the same time

Oh well, off to finish my show as I ride the bottle to orgasm, time to blow my cum load then eat it for everyone to see

Earn for what you work,

I recently blogged about joining an amateur webshow site as a adult model - Cams

Well, i have been doing it for a few months now, and have to say i thoroughly enjoy it.

I am the boos. I decide when, or If, i go on cam and do a show. There is no pressure, no minimum broadcast restrictions, or maximum.

It is all up to me, so if i want to go on cam and earn some extra cash as a model, then on i go. If not, then i don't.

And i decide if i want to go in free chat, where you have to be dressed, or at least partially - no pussy, tits, cock or arse hole on full show - but i skimpy g string is fine lol

Does that sound liek something you would fancy? Free to join, you just have to print, sign n upload a few docs to prove you are old enough, and a photo for ID verification (to ensure that you are the model doing the live show!

You can even choose to do it in HD or not, with or without audio.

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dildo - fun or wrong

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is it wrong..

.... to watch some of the teen kids programmes, just to watch the hot young actors running around in shorts n t shirts, just shorts... or even better trunks?

watching their fit firm, muscular young bodies as I stroke myself through my skirt n panties!

May have to do another cam show n relieve some of the pressure in my groin area lol

but hey, that's another post (check out my cam show posts n n cum watch me, and hopefully cum with me lol)

Lena x

worn panties - the desire

I was on cam this morning, doing a show as a webhost on cams.com and having loads of fun, as i usually do.

I was wearing my ting England Union Flag G String panties n a little lace vest. Wiggling my ass at the cam, flashing as much of my butt hole n sack off as I can get away with in the free chat rooms - unlike the private / nude chats were anything goes, and cum's LOL.

Anyway, my butt was getting me loads of attention, the guys were drooling over my ass when 1 asked if he could buy my panties. As soon as his chat hit the window, before i could even respond with a yes, 2 other guys jumped in asking as well, and a bidding war started!

I have to say I loved it, but none of them have emailed or txt me since to get things rolling

So much as I am flattered that the guys want my panties, I am annoyed that none of them have followed up on their desires to tastes n sniff my panties - my ass, sack n cock!