Fun on November 5th...

It's 5th November, Bonfire night, Fireworks night.... whatever you want to call it.

Me & housemate, plus his gf, are having a few friends round for a fireworks party - firepit going, beer, food n fireworks - and sparklers, never to big to have a sparkler n act like a kid as you write your name LOL

But, so that we can do the fireworks, housemate n me have been clearing all the leaves etc from the garden. Raking them up, cutting back shrubs as well as getting the firepit ready - we don't want to be slipping over on the wet leaves as we are trying to place / light the fireworks now do we....

And, as I teased on my twitter account earlier, I chose pink n gurly, see through rouched boyshorts as my panties today - keep my ass warm LOL And, more importantly ensure that my metal jewelled buttplug stayed in place - even more so once I added my OhMiBod deep in my butthole, buried right up inside me vibrating away - condom wrapped of course so I can pull it out again LOL.

Felt amazing, great way for guys to enjoy the remote vibes, and the reason I soooo want a Lovense Lush bullet vibe to stick in my butt, and the new Lovense Hush vibrating buttplug.

Anyway, felt great as I buzzed away as we worked, and if the OhMiBod touched the metal plug, the vibrations were quite intense lol.

Getting ready to party now, still in the boyshorts with buttplug but OhMiBod needs charging - worn it out haha.

Have a fun, and safe, bonfire night everyone xx

Not just the sex toys, the all important lube must be reviewed as well!

I have started writing reviews of some of my sex toys, and how much fun they are / I have had with them. But to enjoy them to their fullest, after all they are pretty much all anal toys, you must have lube.

So my first lube review, is of the amazing, slippery and great feeling ID Glide from @IDLube.

They do a wide range of lube's, from the water based Glide, through flavoured lubes and onto the top of the range silicone lubes.

So far I have tried the Glide, and loved it, as well as a couple of sample pouches of their flavoured lubes.

Oh my god, the glide certainly lives up to its name. It comes in various pack sizes, and is very cost effective - it may appear expensive but you don't need much for a long lasting slippery ride - as I found out.

It is easy to use, simple and quick to apply and long lasting, and if it does start to dry simply re-activate it with a bit of water (and YES this can be spit, it doesn't have to be tap water). As it is water based, safe to use with all of your rubber / silicone toys and condoms.

Even though very slippery, and reacts with water, it is still easy to wipe up and clean away - I even used a couple of baby wipes to clean my butt cheeks and toys, as well as my butthole.

As to the ride, it is slippery, smooth and enjoyable - makes it easy to take and enjoy toys of various sizes. For any of you that have watched my shows / viewed my video's or pictures on YouKandy or Chaturbate, you will have witnessed that with a small amount of this lube, and very little preparation and practice time, I can take my ass destroying monster dildo into my butthole - so far I have worked nearly half of it up my ass, leaving me stretched, gaped and happy - slippery and open, without any pain or discomfort during or after the show.

So would I recommend it, most definitely yes - it is a wonderful lube, and when I need to re-stock I will be heading to my favourite adult store, Vibez Adult Boutique, to buy a big 5L bottle of the wonderful stuff!

Rating - 10 / 10

                                         

In the mean time

new adult, sex toy review coming soon - either of one of my dildo's or my ohmibod - from a guys perspective! then will do another of my buttplug collection.

In the mean time, I am having a good(ish) Saturday - the weather keeps changing, sunshine n rain, but not to bad.

I had intended doing some gardening, in fact I did start before the 1st lot of rain, so put some butt cheek warming Brazilian boyshort panties on, and obviously had to fill my ass so my Rich R6 gold butplug found its way up my butthole.

feels so good, pulling against my ring, and pressing in as I kneel down to weed and prune back the plants ready for winter. I can safely say that having a buttplug in, or another sex toy, sure makes boring jobs more interesting, fun, and bearable lol

hope u have a good Saturday too

Lena

Shots Rich R6 Gold Buttplug with Clear Sapphire Jewel

My 1st ever Adult / Sex Toy Review.

If you follow me on twitter, you will know that I recently purchased a new Butt plug, my 1st from the Shots Rich range. The Golden Rich R6 butt plug.

It was purchased as an addition to my existing selection of plugs, as I loved the look and weight of it when I saw it in the Vibez Adult Store Boutique.

I didn't get to try it till a week or so after I purchased it, but once I had - OMG did I wish I had used it before then.

Just looking at the plug, its shining golden colour, smooth and perfect, instantly indicates a quality product, and the reassuring weight in your hand signals many pleasures to come.

The plug has a wide, deep base, ensuring a good fit and hold when inserted into your butthole, stopping it slipping out or too far in!. The width adds to the weight and pull on your anal ring whilst also spreading your butt cheeks to let the clear Sapphire style jewel in its base sparkle in the light. the Rich logo (backwards R) is printed onto the side of the base.

Above the base is a thick stem, approx. 20mm in width and 15mm deep - giving a good fit to your anal ring, keeping it tightly embedded inside you - just as well with its impressive 280g weight.

From base of the stem to the point of the plug it measures 114, insertable length, ensuring plenty of pleasure and a wonderful full feeling. Starting at 18mm wide for the rounded tip, giving a smooth easy entrance into your butt, widening to 43mm at its widest point, before gently and smoothly narrowing to the neck.

Enough about its specification.

Onto the important bit - the pleasure n fun factor.

The plug slipped easily into my ass, depending on how excited / used to butt plugs you are you may need some lube, with just a thin coating of spittle as lubricant, and as I slid it into me I couldn't help but moan with pleasure. The way it opened my butthole felt incredible, and the 'pop' as my ring closed around the neck signalled the next wave of pleasure. I was kneeling down and the plug felt amazing, filling my ass, and even before I stood the weight was pulling on my butthole, giving me wonderful sensations as I moved. As I stood, and the full 280g (11.71oz according to the official site) I had to moan again. I can highly recommend this toy, my ass felt amazing as I moved, with the ever present weight on my butthole, and the width and depth of the base keeping my ass cheeks slightly apart - it was wonderful, so good I didn't want to take it out and in fact didn't for at least 6 or 7 hours!

So, would I recommend it - YES, without any doubt or hesitation. A truly wonderful product that can be purchased for a reasonable price for endless pleasure, ideal for him or her, or even to share (although you may end up needing 2 LOL)

Available from many sources, including Amazon (some versions in the 'R' range on Amazon Prime too if you don't want to wait)

As I said at the beginning, this is my 1st ever toy review (and I have a large collection of toys to review) so please feedback what you think.

all excited... plumber and porn

I was so excited yesterday, annoyed but excited... then happy but deflated!

Confused? Well, I came home from work to find I had a water leak (hence being annoyed). Housemate was at work, so I called used my brain, googled local plumbers n checked their reviews etc. Then called one who said they would be out within the hour - which they were, great!

Whilst waiting I had mopped up some of the water, it wasn't a lot, but enough to need clearing before I went arse over tit on the kitchen floor!

Anyway, without thinking I had changed out of my work clothes as per every other day, into a pair of hipster jeans n a t shirt. And then then I started to day dream... plumbers.... always hot sexy, manly n ready to fuck in porn films (hence the excitement).

Anyway, as you can probably now guess, he turned up and fixed the leak very quickly, just a leaking connector so not expensive (happy) but wasn't interested in getting down to some oral or anal sex with me, I don't think he even looked twice at my ass in the jeans, or the leggings I changed into whilst he was there - hoping he would get the hint, or maybe i should have gone for a little skirt n heels LOL (so deflated).

Anyway, leak fixed, just a horny n deflated Lena left on her own LOL

p.s. he didn't even have a sexy arse crack on show when he was on his knees - he was probably in his 30's, looked good and had a tight ass in his jeans, but very professional - no butt or any sexy bits showing.

Oh well, have to watch a porn film to relive, and relieve, my horny day dream

What to do on a friday night in....

Can't decide what to do on a Friday night, at home... and not just any Friday, but a bank holiday weekend Friday at that!

I didn't fancy going to the pub with a few friends, instead opted to stay at home n watch a bit of tv with my housemate n his girlfriend.

we have had a few laughs at graham Norton, but now what....

to late to go out, n I am now feeling the need for something filling, something manly hard n ass filling to be exact lol

so quandary... do I resist n go to bed horny with maybe a little fingering n wanking...

wait till housemate n his gf get to bed n either sleep or have some noisy sex n then dildo fuck my ass with whatever comes to hand quickest....

or what?

you tell me!

Panties of choice or preference

Some would say that my favourite #panties are thongs beacause I am a sissy, gurly crossdresser, but this just isn't true.

I wore thongs long before I got into crossdressing n panties etc, before I had even tried slipping anything up my butt. I wore men's thong pants, they were comfy and in fact I still have a few pairs that I wear when going to see doctor's.

but I do, without a doubt prefer thong panties, I also wear g strings n have a few pairs of boyshorts, so saying I only like thongs as I am a crossdresser is rubbish.

my question today, or should  say tonight, is..... what do you prefer? are the lingerie habits changing from the boom years of the thong, or does it depend on age groups n peer pressure?

worn panties - the desire

I was on cam this morning, doing a show as a webhost on cams.com and having loads of fun, as i usually do.

I was wearing my ting England Union Flag G String panties n a little lace vest. Wiggling my ass at the cam, flashing as much of my butt hole n sack off as I can get away with in the free chat rooms - unlike the private / nude chats were anything goes, and cum's LOL.

Anyway, my butt was getting me loads of attention, the guys were drooling over my ass when 1 asked if he could buy my panties. As soon as his chat hit the window, before i could even respond with a yes, 2 other guys jumped in asking as well, and a bidding war started!

I have to say I loved it, but none of them have emailed or txt me since to get things rolling

So much as I am flattered that the guys want my panties, I am annoyed that none of them have followed up on their desires to tastes n sniff my panties - my ass, sack n cock!