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Friday, 12 May 2023
ME1 Gay Sauna - relax, suck, fuck n chill followed by a night out with str8 mates
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Friday, 21 October 2022
gurly, anal (slut) problems - literal pain in the ass - piles or haemorrhoids (product review) - UPDATED
I am a self confessed, with LOTS of proof on my social platforms - Twitter, OnlyFans, ManyVids or see all of my official links via my Link Tree - and one of the possible issues, is damage to an abuse butthole.
I am regularly abusing my ass with larger, and larger toys or objects and I am often (very often) to impatient and horny to 'ease' into the big toys, to start small and stretch / let my butthole adjust, and just lube up the big boys n ride away.
This obviously gives me pleasure quickly, butt also runs the risk of hurting or damaging my ring, whether that is tears, fissures or piles / haemorroids.
Sadly, after long abuse I noticed that I did indeed have a couple of bulging / external haemooroids, this is not unusual or painful, just not the best thing to look at LOL Luckily they have never given me any problems, no bleeding, itching or discomfort.
I have tried several creams and lotions, from generic herbal remedies to the more traditional Anusol or Germoloids. And, although they did seem to ease the symptoms, they didn't treat or reduce the swellings.
So, I have recently tried a tablet, thought it worth a go - Dinaven 500 which I got very quickly from Amazon.
The dosage is 1 or 2 per day, with food, and I took 2 per day for the 1st week then reduced it to 1 - to see how they did. I am now into my 3rd week, 19 days to be exact, and I can see a reduction in the size and swelling of the external haemorrhoids, which is amazing and I am very happy. I will continue to take till I finish this pack (box of 60 tablets) and will probably be ordering a 2nd box, just in case I need them or they start to re occur / return once I stop - after all I am not going to stop abusing my ass or letting others fuck me hard n as often as possible am I hehe.
19/11/2022
Quick update, I am nearly at the end of my 1st box of these tablets, and despite some abuse (by me and large toys/objects) my butthole does look better, healthier n less like it has swollen lumps. So, I have ordered a 2nd box, to continue the treatment and keep some on hand in case of any flare ups. No side effects felt by me.
Wednesday, 4 September 2019
My Lubido Aloe Anal Ease Water Based Lubricant (Product Review)
As promised on my Twitter feed, I had a play today and used my new bottle of Lubido Aloe infused Anal Ease Water Based Lubricant - check it out on their website for the product specific information and all of their other products.
So lets get started, did I like it - YES, was it easy to use - YES, did it give a comfortable and fun anal ride - YES.
Upon opening I had to have a sniff, and was surprised by the lack of smell, even the usual 'lube' scent was minimal - and by the end of my play session, several hours and numerous toys later, the smell was still subtle and mild on my ass & skin and in the room, which is handy if not immediately showering or airing the room - often I have had to go out post sex / toy play session and can easily smell the lube in the room and on my skin (especially when panties are pulled down) and often wonder if friends / work colleagues etc. can smell it when sitting close by.So this milder smell is a definite plus point. Not sure a positive or negative, personal opinion I guess, but I also couldn't smell the Aloe in the lube at all.
Anyway, on to the more important bit - what was it like as a lube?
Over the next few hours, I used my 9" black dildo, my 10.5" white dildo, Perfect Fit Tunnel Plug XL, huge Ass Invader buttplug and my monster Ass Destroyer Dildo, all several times in various order - including making a vid clip riding the Ass Destroyer for over 7 mins and a 10min custom wank n dildo ride with the white dildo - and my ass wasn't sore after all of this - despite being gaped and sloppy as hell LOL.
One of the things i love about the Lubido lube bottles is the pump they come with,which make it so easy to get the right amount, and have fun!
I started with a single pump on the 9" black suction dildo, spread over its head, and was very impressed as i slide easily onto it, the head popping my ass open and then sliding all the way in within a couple of thrust n rides. It was slippery, and felt amazing as i enjoyed some balls deep bouncing on the dildo.
This made me hornier, so with another squirt (from my boi clitty as i pulled off and feresh lube hehe_ i started on the 10.5" white dildo, which is thicker as well as longer - i can't only just get the head into my mouth, and as before is slid easily down onto the shaft - I have to admit by this point i was moaning happily with the pleasure my ass n toys were giving me. After about 15 mins of enjoying this dildo, i was ready for the next test, and increase in my anal stretch / gape and pleasure.
I went for he Perfect Fit XL Tunnel Plug next, and after spreading some of the Anal Ease Lube from my butthole on the top it slide straight into my ass, and god this did make me twitch, moan n squirm as i squirted with lust filled pleasure. At this point i took a few photos and a short vid clip in my pink high heels walking, wiggling my ass n bending over to show the tunnel plug, before squatting n leaking out of the tunnel.
By now i was really horny, and as many of you may know - this feeling makes me want to gape my ass even more than usual - so the Ass Invader plug joined the fun - putting it on a chair i added a squirt of lube (so just 3 squirts in total so far since i started the play session) and sat my gagging slutty ass down - oh my, i slide on so far i moaned like a cheap street whore, and god i loved it. I was pressing down before i even realised what i was doing, and could feel my ass stretching n opening. I rode n squatted for a bit, before taking a break to get a fresh pot of coffee - this is relevant as when i came back the lube on the plug had dried a bit in the 26c heat, so i spat n sucked n it was soon slick n ready to go again (and i can say at this point that there was no unpleasant taste either) and i was back on the plug, stretching myself open for the next round of play.
Enter the Ass Destroyer dildo, with its humongous length and massive girth. A fresh squirt of lube, and i was easing myself down onto it, slowly and gently pressing its big, fat head into my ass. I haven't had a chance to use this toy in over a month, so wasn't sure how easily i would open up to take it, but i needn't have worried/ It went in with a pop, a moan and groan and it was wonderful. I pulled off to control my butthole pulsating, before pushing it back up my ass and riding, no warm up just into the ride n wrecking of my ass. I was in heaven - this lube was slippery and long lasting, and i was having a fantastic time too.
I continued to play, alternating toys until i was a sloppy, slutty, moaning wreck.
Whilst enjoying a well earned coffee, i decided to make a short hardcore anal toy video for my site, and wanting a slippery sloppy fuck i did add one more squirt of lube - and away i went, for over 7 mins i was talking dirty n fucking myself on my Ass Destroyer - letting it do as it's name suggests. I can safely say i was a quivering wreck when i finished, with squirt everywhere and a pulsating and abused butthole - one happy gurly i can safely say.
I had been asked yesterday for a custom personalised video clip, playing with my boiclitty and riding a dildo as i talked dirty to my 'big brother' - a bit of an incest theme. So for 10 mins thats what i did, using the lube already up my ass n spread over my squishy hole i rode my white dildo n had some fun.
In total i was playing for about 5 hours, and even now, over 9 hours later my butthole is fine, sloppy n wet but feels great, and a few lube farts are escaping (as normal and expected).
I can highly recommend this lube if you are after a water based one, which is gentler on your ass (and i am guessing the same on a pussy).
Smell - very faint
Taste - subtle usual lube flavour, nt unpleasant at all.
price - good / average for product
Ease of use - handy pump makes it simple to get as much, or little, as you need. Easy to clean up
Slippery - wonderfully so, and long lasting
I got mine from my local adult store, but it is available in many stores and on Amazon (it's on my wishlist to get more!)
So lets get started, did I like it - YES, was it easy to use - YES, did it give a comfortable and fun anal ride - YES.
Upon opening I had to have a sniff, and was surprised by the lack of smell, even the usual 'lube' scent was minimal - and by the end of my play session, several hours and numerous toys later, the smell was still subtle and mild on my ass & skin and in the room, which is handy if not immediately showering or airing the room - often I have had to go out post sex / toy play session and can easily smell the lube in the room and on my skin (especially when panties are pulled down) and often wonder if friends / work colleagues etc. can smell it when sitting close by.So this milder smell is a definite plus point. Not sure a positive or negative, personal opinion I guess, but I also couldn't smell the Aloe in the lube at all.
Anyway, on to the more important bit - what was it like as a lube?
Over the next few hours, I used my 9" black dildo, my 10.5" white dildo, Perfect Fit Tunnel Plug XL, huge Ass Invader buttplug and my monster Ass Destroyer Dildo, all several times in various order - including making a vid clip riding the Ass Destroyer for over 7 mins and a 10min custom wank n dildo ride with the white dildo - and my ass wasn't sore after all of this - despite being gaped and sloppy as hell LOL.
One of the things i love about the Lubido lube bottles is the pump they come with,which make it so easy to get the right amount, and have fun!
I started with a single pump on the 9" black suction dildo, spread over its head, and was very impressed as i slide easily onto it, the head popping my ass open and then sliding all the way in within a couple of thrust n rides. It was slippery, and felt amazing as i enjoyed some balls deep bouncing on the dildo.
This made me hornier, so with another squirt (from my boi clitty as i pulled off and feresh lube hehe_ i started on the 10.5" white dildo, which is thicker as well as longer - i can't only just get the head into my mouth, and as before is slid easily down onto the shaft - I have to admit by this point i was moaning happily with the pleasure my ass n toys were giving me. After about 15 mins of enjoying this dildo, i was ready for the next test, and increase in my anal stretch / gape and pleasure.
I went for he Perfect Fit XL Tunnel Plug next, and after spreading some of the Anal Ease Lube from my butthole on the top it slide straight into my ass, and god this did make me twitch, moan n squirm as i squirted with lust filled pleasure. At this point i took a few photos and a short vid clip in my pink high heels walking, wiggling my ass n bending over to show the tunnel plug, before squatting n leaking out of the tunnel.
By now i was really horny, and as many of you may know - this feeling makes me want to gape my ass even more than usual - so the Ass Invader plug joined the fun - putting it on a chair i added a squirt of lube (so just 3 squirts in total so far since i started the play session) and sat my gagging slutty ass down - oh my, i slide on so far i moaned like a cheap street whore, and god i loved it. I was pressing down before i even realised what i was doing, and could feel my ass stretching n opening. I rode n squatted for a bit, before taking a break to get a fresh pot of coffee - this is relevant as when i came back the lube on the plug had dried a bit in the 26c heat, so i spat n sucked n it was soon slick n ready to go again (and i can say at this point that there was no unpleasant taste either) and i was back on the plug, stretching myself open for the next round of play.
Enter the Ass Destroyer dildo, with its humongous length and massive girth. A fresh squirt of lube, and i was easing myself down onto it, slowly and gently pressing its big, fat head into my ass. I haven't had a chance to use this toy in over a month, so wasn't sure how easily i would open up to take it, but i needn't have worried/ It went in with a pop, a moan and groan and it was wonderful. I pulled off to control my butthole pulsating, before pushing it back up my ass and riding, no warm up just into the ride n wrecking of my ass. I was in heaven - this lube was slippery and long lasting, and i was having a fantastic time too.
I continued to play, alternating toys until i was a sloppy, slutty, moaning wreck.
Whilst enjoying a well earned coffee, i decided to make a short hardcore anal toy video for my site, and wanting a slippery sloppy fuck i did add one more squirt of lube - and away i went, for over 7 mins i was talking dirty n fucking myself on my Ass Destroyer - letting it do as it's name suggests. I can safely say i was a quivering wreck when i finished, with squirt everywhere and a pulsating and abused butthole - one happy gurly i can safely say.
I had been asked yesterday for a custom personalised video clip, playing with my boiclitty and riding a dildo as i talked dirty to my 'big brother' - a bit of an incest theme. So for 10 mins thats what i did, using the lube already up my ass n spread over my squishy hole i rode my white dildo n had some fun.
In total i was playing for about 5 hours, and even now, over 9 hours later my butthole is fine, sloppy n wet but feels great, and a few lube farts are escaping (as normal and expected).
I can highly recommend this lube if you are after a water based one, which is gentler on your ass (and i am guessing the same on a pussy).
Smell - very faint
Taste - subtle usual lube flavour, nt unpleasant at all.
price - good / average for product
Ease of use - handy pump makes it simple to get as much, or little, as you need. Easy to clean up
Slippery - wonderfully so, and long lasting
I got mine from my local adult store, but it is available in many stores and on Amazon (it's on my wishlist to get more!)
Friday, 12 July 2019
Strange things that pop into a gurly mind overnight
Whilst laying in bed last night, or early this morning, i started thinking about something that i am sure will have occured to all gay, #gurly, #sissy or bi guys as well as many women.
What was it about you may ask? Well, #anal sex and always being prepared!
By prepared i don't mean having #lube available or condoms if you don't like #bareback. I mean in the cleaned out kinda way (being polite about it).
We are all, whether we like or indulge in #analsex or not, aware of what our wonderful tight back passages were intended for. And those of us that do like (or love) it up the #ass are aware that there are many options and suggested ways of preparing said passage to take a #cock and what we don't want to happen whilst being #fucked. I am sure there are lots of methods i have never seen or heard of, and that we all have our own preferred personal routine to prep for a session. Whether that's a self enema, using a douche or playing with #buttplug's and/or #dildo's or a combination of methods.
Personally, i have tried all if these on their own or a selection and it does depend on what i am planning or expecting, time scales and other recent #anal action. In fact, i have even sat in a toilet, #lubed up my #butthole n fingers and basically fingered n semi fisted my #ass till it cleaned out, so that i could enjoy some unplanned #anal play n sex.
But, my question is - does anyone have a regular routine , that they are willing to share, that they do to ensure they are always ready to get their #ass fucked without any messy consequences (which i know can sometimes happen anyway) or rushed clear outs? If so, please comment here or #DM me on my twitter @Lena_cd if you want to remain anonymous and i will post it for you.
Sunday, 7 April 2019
Great time at un-planned visit to ME1 Sauna (Rochester, Kent)
Any of you that follow my Twitter account will know that yesterday, Saturday 06th April, i went out to the pub with some friends for lunch, wearing a pair of my new thong panties from Dirty Bitch Clothing, you can follow them on Twitter too.
So yesterday i decided to wear the pair saying 'CREAMPIE ME', and knowing that made me feel very sexy all day.
Met up with friends, we had a great lunch, even though drinking coffee as i was driving. Several hours later (until yesterday i never knew that at Wetherspoons you get to refill your coffee cup as many times as you want to!) left to head home, but found myself driving past ME1 gay sauna, which wasn't on my quickest way home LOL.
Anyway, i headed inside knowing that i couldn't stay too long, and stripped in the locker room making sure that as many of the guys saw my ass in the black thong panties and the slogan on the front hehe.
I have never been at the weekend before, so it was busier than i have ever seen it over the years, and there were lots of hot guys (and cocks) wandering around.
I showered, and prepped my butthole with some lube, working it 4 fingers deep so that i was ready for action at any moment - despite not planning on going i was horny as hell and desperate to get me some cock & cum.
After a brief chill out in the steam room, watching the porn on the screens, i headed up to the themes zone, wandering around I found that they have added a 'dark sensory room' since my last visit.
As i walked through the curtain I felt a hand on my ass (which was freshly shaved and nice n smooth), which started stroking and groping my butt cheeks - now this was getting me fucking horny as hell which i guessed he realised as i pushed my ass back onto his hand and moaned when his finger tip brushed my wet hole.
Whilst he groped my ass, my hands wandered and found his growing cock under his towel, which got bigger as i stroked n squeezed it, before slipping my hand under the towel and getting a good grip of his hard throbbing shaft.
As i started to gently(ish) wank him i led him further into the room, dropping to my knees and taking him in my mouth, slurping n sucking his bellend as my lips pushed his foreskin back. He was a nice size, and i took him all into my throat as i gave him a wet, sloppy and noisy blowjob which soon got a few guys watching n standing around us stroking their cocks.
It didn't take long before he pulled out and blew his load into my mouth and face, tasting salty n yummy - boy did he twitch as i licked his bellend clean and swallowed as much of his cum as i could.
Without waiting i turned n saw a big long thick cock and another long decent cock - stroking each other off. I took the big one in my mouth first, as much as i could anyway as he was thick (helped by the cockring he had on) and wanked the 2nd guy, then swapped over - taking it i turns to suck n wank them off, with a 3rd (and maybe 4th i am not 100% sure) guy groping my ass n fingering my sloppy butthole. I was enjoying sucking them off and so were they by the noises, and as the 2nd guy blew his load into my throat with a load groan, i swallowed my 2nd load of the day. At this point i realised that there was a hard fuck going on somewhere behind me, hearing the balls slapping on ass cheeks with grunts n moans lol.
I needed to be fucked like that, so stood and looked at the guys around me and went across the building to another play room, laying over a padded round bench / table with my lubed ass high n spread - again enjoying the porn on the screens.
The guy with the big thick cock appeared behind me (thank god) and slid his wonderful cock into my ass, popping me open as i moaned load n happy.
I could tell he enjoyed the feel of my ass, as he slid balls deep into me, not just by the groan but he grabbed my hips n held me impaled on his throbbing manhood, not that i was going anywhere hehe.
As he started to pound, getting faster n faster, pulling n thrusting as he fucked me hard n fast i was moaning n groaning, begging him to fuck me n cum in me. I can safely say that this was the biggest white cock i have ever taken and i loved every minute, about 10 of them, as he fucked me hard n deep, every thrust slapping his balls on my shaved ass n sack, till with one last grab of my hips he spunked deep into my ass, and it felt amazing.
He pulled out, slapping my ass as a thanks, n as he moved off a 2nd guy moved into position, pressing his cock against my open n willing hole, although this time i could feel the condom on his dick.
With a wiggle of my ass he got the message that i wanted him, and he slammed into me. It was good, so good as he took over pounding my slutty fuck hole, grinding his dick into me and his shaved balls slapping against mine felt wonderful - i am shaved n like guys that are also shaved, the skin to skin contact is wonderful, but don't say no to any dick). I was soon moaning again, quite vocal as i enjoyed the cock satisfying my needs.
After a few minutes i felt him swell n pulsate as his cum spurted into the condom, not wanting to waste a drop of the wonderful stuff i turned as he pulled out n tried to get hold of his cock so i could drink the cum n suck him clean but he moved off saying he needed to shower (i did wonder if i was the 1st guy he had fucked n he felt dirty maybe?).
Anyway, there was still 1 more guy wanting my ass, so i happily bent over again n felt him stroke my ass as he added a bit more lube to my hole, before slipping his cock into me (bareback) till his balls rested against me. he held me like that, and i did moan a bit as it felt so good, and then omg, he pulled out n proceeded to fuck me so hard the bench started to lift n bang and move as he thrust into me. He was rough, hard n fucked me silly and i was getting very noisy n loved it, god it was good, and wonderfully i knew i had more cum heading my way too.
He lasted longer than i thought he would, with the hard pounding he was giving me, but soon i again felt a cock swell n pulsate as he got ready to fill me with more cum, and he shot lots, at least 5 or 6 spurts that i could feel, and then fell against me, as exhausted n drained as i felt. With a kiss to my neck n a grope of my ass cheeks he pulled out and i got to suck his cock clean, the taste of his cock, my ass, his creamy cum n a bit of lube was amazing.
I realised i been there about an hour by now, n needed to leave, so headed back to the steam room - rather breathless but happy n holding 2 loads of cum in my belly n another 2 up my ass. After a few mins i showered the sweat off of, dressed in my cheeky panties n wet open butthole as i bent right over to put them so anyone that looked could see my used hole, before dressing and heading home.
yesterday was a wonderful day lol
Hope your's was too, Lena x
So yesterday i decided to wear the pair saying 'CREAMPIE ME', and knowing that made me feel very sexy all day.
Met up with friends, we had a great lunch, even though drinking coffee as i was driving. Several hours later (until yesterday i never knew that at Wetherspoons you get to refill your coffee cup as many times as you want to!) left to head home, but found myself driving past ME1 gay sauna, which wasn't on my quickest way home LOL.
Anyway, i headed inside knowing that i couldn't stay too long, and stripped in the locker room making sure that as many of the guys saw my ass in the black thong panties and the slogan on the front hehe.
I have never been at the weekend before, so it was busier than i have ever seen it over the years, and there were lots of hot guys (and cocks) wandering around.
I showered, and prepped my butthole with some lube, working it 4 fingers deep so that i was ready for action at any moment - despite not planning on going i was horny as hell and desperate to get me some cock & cum.
After a brief chill out in the steam room, watching the porn on the screens, i headed up to the themes zone, wandering around I found that they have added a 'dark sensory room' since my last visit.
As i walked through the curtain I felt a hand on my ass (which was freshly shaved and nice n smooth), which started stroking and groping my butt cheeks - now this was getting me fucking horny as hell which i guessed he realised as i pushed my ass back onto his hand and moaned when his finger tip brushed my wet hole.
Whilst he groped my ass, my hands wandered and found his growing cock under his towel, which got bigger as i stroked n squeezed it, before slipping my hand under the towel and getting a good grip of his hard throbbing shaft.
As i started to gently(ish) wank him i led him further into the room, dropping to my knees and taking him in my mouth, slurping n sucking his bellend as my lips pushed his foreskin back. He was a nice size, and i took him all into my throat as i gave him a wet, sloppy and noisy blowjob which soon got a few guys watching n standing around us stroking their cocks.
It didn't take long before he pulled out and blew his load into my mouth and face, tasting salty n yummy - boy did he twitch as i licked his bellend clean and swallowed as much of his cum as i could.
Without waiting i turned n saw a big long thick cock and another long decent cock - stroking each other off. I took the big one in my mouth first, as much as i could anyway as he was thick (helped by the cockring he had on) and wanked the 2nd guy, then swapped over - taking it i turns to suck n wank them off, with a 3rd (and maybe 4th i am not 100% sure) guy groping my ass n fingering my sloppy butthole. I was enjoying sucking them off and so were they by the noises, and as the 2nd guy blew his load into my throat with a load groan, i swallowed my 2nd load of the day. At this point i realised that there was a hard fuck going on somewhere behind me, hearing the balls slapping on ass cheeks with grunts n moans lol.
I needed to be fucked like that, so stood and looked at the guys around me and went across the building to another play room, laying over a padded round bench / table with my lubed ass high n spread - again enjoying the porn on the screens.
The guy with the big thick cock appeared behind me (thank god) and slid his wonderful cock into my ass, popping me open as i moaned load n happy.
I could tell he enjoyed the feel of my ass, as he slid balls deep into me, not just by the groan but he grabbed my hips n held me impaled on his throbbing manhood, not that i was going anywhere hehe.
As he started to pound, getting faster n faster, pulling n thrusting as he fucked me hard n fast i was moaning n groaning, begging him to fuck me n cum in me. I can safely say that this was the biggest white cock i have ever taken and i loved every minute, about 10 of them, as he fucked me hard n deep, every thrust slapping his balls on my shaved ass n sack, till with one last grab of my hips he spunked deep into my ass, and it felt amazing.
He pulled out, slapping my ass as a thanks, n as he moved off a 2nd guy moved into position, pressing his cock against my open n willing hole, although this time i could feel the condom on his dick.
With a wiggle of my ass he got the message that i wanted him, and he slammed into me. It was good, so good as he took over pounding my slutty fuck hole, grinding his dick into me and his shaved balls slapping against mine felt wonderful - i am shaved n like guys that are also shaved, the skin to skin contact is wonderful, but don't say no to any dick). I was soon moaning again, quite vocal as i enjoyed the cock satisfying my needs.
After a few minutes i felt him swell n pulsate as his cum spurted into the condom, not wanting to waste a drop of the wonderful stuff i turned as he pulled out n tried to get hold of his cock so i could drink the cum n suck him clean but he moved off saying he needed to shower (i did wonder if i was the 1st guy he had fucked n he felt dirty maybe?).
Anyway, there was still 1 more guy wanting my ass, so i happily bent over again n felt him stroke my ass as he added a bit more lube to my hole, before slipping his cock into me (bareback) till his balls rested against me. he held me like that, and i did moan a bit as it felt so good, and then omg, he pulled out n proceeded to fuck me so hard the bench started to lift n bang and move as he thrust into me. He was rough, hard n fucked me silly and i was getting very noisy n loved it, god it was good, and wonderfully i knew i had more cum heading my way too.
He lasted longer than i thought he would, with the hard pounding he was giving me, but soon i again felt a cock swell n pulsate as he got ready to fill me with more cum, and he shot lots, at least 5 or 6 spurts that i could feel, and then fell against me, as exhausted n drained as i felt. With a kiss to my neck n a grope of my ass cheeks he pulled out and i got to suck his cock clean, the taste of his cock, my ass, his creamy cum n a bit of lube was amazing.
I realised i been there about an hour by now, n needed to leave, so headed back to the steam room - rather breathless but happy n holding 2 loads of cum in my belly n another 2 up my ass. After a few mins i showered the sweat off of, dressed in my cheeky panties n wet open butthole as i bent right over to put them so anyone that looked could see my used hole, before dressing and heading home.
yesterday was a wonderful day lol
Hope your's was too, Lena x
Saturday, 10 February 2018
Satisfying the aching feeling when you need something BIG inside your ass
Today started like any other Saturday, after getting up - shaving my cock, balls, top of legs n my ass, then panties on & get dressed for the day.
It wasn't till about 10am that i started to get horny, to feek my butthole pulsate with lust. And it just got worse! I blame some of the pictures and video's on twitter lol
So, one of my metal jewelled buttplugs went into my ass, and seemed to satisfy my needs. Walking around feeling it pull on my ring, and then get pushed deeper if i sat down.
This seemed to be what i needed, for a few hours.
Early afternoon i wanted more, and this feeling just got worse and my lustful thoughts dirtier.
I started by fisting my own ass, with a fist of fury dildo, and this needed no lube, just using the natural self lube butt juices, no not poo lol, it slid straight up my ass, again n again. I had to stop, things to do n i was getting to excited, but no chance of stopping yet.
So, rather than carry on doing normal day off things, i sat on my huge monster buttplug, it is fucking massive and i have never managed to get it all in my ass, yet - i am going to one day with practice, lube n a gaping butthole.
This just made me worse, as i sat on the plug, moaning quietly at the sensation of it slowly sliding deeper, enjoying the sensations coming from my gradually stretching ring.
I sat, and rode, thsi plug for probably 20-30 minutes, and it was so satisfying, but i still wanted more.
So out came my Ass Destroyer - a huge fuck off black dildo that wrecks your ass, and feels totally mind blowing as it gapes your ass n makes you squirt as you ride, slide on, and pull out.
It wasn't till about 10am that i started to get horny, to feek my butthole pulsate with lust. And it just got worse! I blame some of the pictures and video's on twitter lol
So, one of my metal jewelled buttplugs went into my ass, and seemed to satisfy my needs. Walking around feeling it pull on my ring, and then get pushed deeper if i sat down.
This seemed to be what i needed, for a few hours.
Early afternoon i wanted more, and this feeling just got worse and my lustful thoughts dirtier.
I started by fisting my own ass, with a fist of fury dildo, and this needed no lube, just using the natural self lube butt juices, no not poo lol, it slid straight up my ass, again n again. I had to stop, things to do n i was getting to excited, but no chance of stopping yet.
So, rather than carry on doing normal day off things, i sat on my huge monster buttplug, it is fucking massive and i have never managed to get it all in my ass, yet - i am going to one day with practice, lube n a gaping butthole.
This just made me worse, as i sat on the plug, moaning quietly at the sensation of it slowly sliding deeper, enjoying the sensations coming from my gradually stretching ring.
I sat, and rode, thsi plug for probably 20-30 minutes, and it was so satisfying, but i still wanted more.
So out came my Ass Destroyer - a huge fuck off black dildo that wrecks your ass, and feels totally mind blowing as it gapes your ass n makes you squirt as you ride, slide on, and pull out.
I squirted some lube onto the tip, and sat my hungry ass down on it, pushing till the head popped through my ring and a small squirt escaped my sissy cock, as well as the moan from my mouth.
And then i let myself slide down onto that thick, so thick shaft (it is over 8" round hehe). After the 1st slide down i had to pull off, and that made me squirt n groan as my ring pulsated n throbbed with pure pleasure. As the 1st sensations settled i slide onto it again, quicker and easier to get it in my ass this time and to ride. N ride i did, up n down, grabbing the shaft as i took half of its monster length & girth into ,y slutty lustful ass.
I rode n rode for several minutes, luving every second of the ass wreckin pure pleasure.
As i slid off, dripping lube n butt juice from my gaping soggy butthole, i lay on my side panting n wanting to continue for ever, but knew i couldn't.
So, enter (pardon the pun) the Doc Johnson large round ball plug, and this popped into my slippery open ass very easily, pushing its way in and then my ring closed around the wide neck.
safely plugged, and very full, i pulled my panties n shorts back on (panty liner in place to catch any drips) and continued to do my boring weekend household tasks - cleaning, tidying etc.
It was wonderful, and my ass felt great, making it so much more fun to do boring jobs.
Saturday, 22 April 2017
Unexpected sex can be so much fun ...
If you joined me on my Chaturbate cam show earlier today, you will know I was talking about my very wet, lubed up and fucked butthole after a casual encounter in a local public toilet!
My day started normally. got up n slobbed around a bit in leggings n t shirt till I showered, shaved my bits n popped in a buttplug. Slipped on a pair of red lacy thong panties, and then boring man clothes over the top.
After this, headed out to town to get a few bits I needed.
Whilst out I slowly felt my metal jewelled buttplug start to slip around and new that my ass was self lubing with some tasty buttjuice. I was going to ignore it till got home, enjoying the sensations as it slipped around inside me and in / out a bit too, but decided I could do with a pee as well.
So, headed off to a set of public toilets in the shopping centre, at about 12.30-13.00. Paid my 20p and went to a cubicle planning on having my pee whilst I pulled out my buttplug n wiped a bit of juice off.
Well, I love the smell of cock when released from underwear, even my own, and added to this the scent of my hot butthole juice as I pulled the plug out just got me very very aroused.
So much so that I sucked my butt juice off the plug, and feeling even hornier couldn't resist a little buttplug fuck of my ass hole, which was already sloppy n wet and starting to gape a bit hehe.
i happily slammed it in & out of my ass for a bit, trying hard not to moan like a slutty whore, much as i wanted too. I was so engrossed i didn't notice that the urinals / sinks outside the cubicles had gone quiet and emptied out of people, except one guy who quietly knocked on my cubicle door, asking if Iwanted a hand, or something hard, to help me get off!
Well, not one to turn a gift cock away I opened the door n let in a fairly hot guy, prob early to mid 30's.
He pushed me back and shut the door beind him, looking over me - panties down by my knees and a buttplug in my ass, and wasted no time in unzipping his jeans and dropping them to the floor, kicking them off without a care. I could see his big hard cock bulging in his tight shorts, and made him moan as I ran my hand along his shaft from balls to bellend, before opening the top and breathing in his hot cock scent - and that was it, i had to have him - in my mouth and arse.
It was about 15 seconds later that i was kneeling, pulling down his shorts n catching is bobbing stiffy in my mouth, slobbering all over him as i sucked him in deep, running my tongue all over him as I savoured his manly flavour. I could only stand this for a couple of mins at most, i wanted him in my arse.
I stood, turned and pulled my plug out as i bent over the toilet bowl, hoping he would plunge right in - but he was a careful, and prepared guy, and reached for his jeans to get a condom (saying sorry as he rolled it down his shaft) and a small tube of lube!
Well, needless to say he lubed n plunged right in, pushing his red bellend into my semi open and wet hole, enjoying it as much as me (i hope) as he popped the head in, held it before slowly pushing into me. This made me hornier than ever, and i wanted him hard deep n rough by now, and he soon obliged, proceeding to bang balls deep into me, and god i had to bite down not to let out lustfilled groans n moans. He was still listening out for others, and slowed his pace whenever the outer door opended to let someone in- they may have wanted to watch or join in, but could have told on us too as this wasn't a normal cruisy toilet pickup n sex area.
This went on for what seemed like ages, but was probably 20 mins or so, and the slowing down added to my lust and excitement as well as the intense pleasure i was getting. But too soon for my liking, his balls swelled and he thrust deep in and held it there as he unloaded, sadly into a condom not my ass.
Not being one to waste cum, once he pulled out i turned, on wobbly legs, and pulled the condom off, holding it into my mouth with one hand to suck the cum out whilst stroking his cock with the other. Once i had drained the condom, i leant down and sucked n licked his cock clean of any cum dribbles.
After that he smiled, said thanks, grabbed his jeans and left me there, door open with my panties down by my ankles. Hoping for more i left the door open as i put my plug back in my butthole, pulled my panties up n then my jeans slowly. But no futher takers or interest.
After that i finished my shopping n came home, going on cam n showing my dripping, obviously used n abused lube filled butthole to the viewers.
My day started normally. got up n slobbed around a bit in leggings n t shirt till I showered, shaved my bits n popped in a buttplug. Slipped on a pair of red lacy thong panties, and then boring man clothes over the top.
After this, headed out to town to get a few bits I needed.
Whilst out I slowly felt my metal jewelled buttplug start to slip around and new that my ass was self lubing with some tasty buttjuice. I was going to ignore it till got home, enjoying the sensations as it slipped around inside me and in / out a bit too, but decided I could do with a pee as well.
So, headed off to a set of public toilets in the shopping centre, at about 12.30-13.00. Paid my 20p and went to a cubicle planning on having my pee whilst I pulled out my buttplug n wiped a bit of juice off.
Well, I love the smell of cock when released from underwear, even my own, and added to this the scent of my hot butthole juice as I pulled the plug out just got me very very aroused.
So much so that I sucked my butt juice off the plug, and feeling even hornier couldn't resist a little buttplug fuck of my ass hole, which was already sloppy n wet and starting to gape a bit hehe.
i happily slammed it in & out of my ass for a bit, trying hard not to moan like a slutty whore, much as i wanted too. I was so engrossed i didn't notice that the urinals / sinks outside the cubicles had gone quiet and emptied out of people, except one guy who quietly knocked on my cubicle door, asking if Iwanted a hand, or something hard, to help me get off!
Well, not one to turn a gift cock away I opened the door n let in a fairly hot guy, prob early to mid 30's.
He pushed me back and shut the door beind him, looking over me - panties down by my knees and a buttplug in my ass, and wasted no time in unzipping his jeans and dropping them to the floor, kicking them off without a care. I could see his big hard cock bulging in his tight shorts, and made him moan as I ran my hand along his shaft from balls to bellend, before opening the top and breathing in his hot cock scent - and that was it, i had to have him - in my mouth and arse.
It was about 15 seconds later that i was kneeling, pulling down his shorts n catching is bobbing stiffy in my mouth, slobbering all over him as i sucked him in deep, running my tongue all over him as I savoured his manly flavour. I could only stand this for a couple of mins at most, i wanted him in my arse.
I stood, turned and pulled my plug out as i bent over the toilet bowl, hoping he would plunge right in - but he was a careful, and prepared guy, and reached for his jeans to get a condom (saying sorry as he rolled it down his shaft) and a small tube of lube!
Well, needless to say he lubed n plunged right in, pushing his red bellend into my semi open and wet hole, enjoying it as much as me (i hope) as he popped the head in, held it before slowly pushing into me. This made me hornier than ever, and i wanted him hard deep n rough by now, and he soon obliged, proceeding to bang balls deep into me, and god i had to bite down not to let out lustfilled groans n moans. He was still listening out for others, and slowed his pace whenever the outer door opended to let someone in- they may have wanted to watch or join in, but could have told on us too as this wasn't a normal cruisy toilet pickup n sex area.
This went on for what seemed like ages, but was probably 20 mins or so, and the slowing down added to my lust and excitement as well as the intense pleasure i was getting. But too soon for my liking, his balls swelled and he thrust deep in and held it there as he unloaded, sadly into a condom not my ass.
Not being one to waste cum, once he pulled out i turned, on wobbly legs, and pulled the condom off, holding it into my mouth with one hand to suck the cum out whilst stroking his cock with the other. Once i had drained the condom, i leant down and sucked n licked his cock clean of any cum dribbles.
After that he smiled, said thanks, grabbed his jeans and left me there, door open with my panties down by my ankles. Hoping for more i left the door open as i put my plug back in my butthole, pulled my panties up n then my jeans slowly. But no futher takers or interest.
After that i finished my shopping n came home, going on cam n showing my dripping, obviously used n abused lube filled butthole to the viewers.
Saturday, 5 November 2016
Fun on November 5th...
It's 5th November, Bonfire night, Fireworks night.... whatever you want to call it.
Me & housemate, plus his gf, are having a few friends round for a fireworks party - firepit going, beer, food n fireworks - and sparklers, never to big to have a sparkler n act like a kid as you write your name LOL
But, so that we can do the fireworks, housemate n me have been clearing all the leaves etc from the garden. Raking them up, cutting back shrubs as well as getting the firepit ready - we don't want to be slipping over on the wet leaves as we are trying to place / light the fireworks now do we....
And, as I teased on my twitter account earlier, I chose pink n gurly, see through rouched boyshorts as my panties today - keep my ass warm LOL And, more importantly ensure that my metal jewelled buttplug stayed in place - even more so once I added my OhMiBod deep in my butthole, buried right up inside me vibrating away - condom wrapped of course so I can pull it out again LOL.
Felt amazing, great way for guys to enjoy the remote vibes, and the reason I soooo want a Lovense Lush bullet vibe to stick in my butt, and the new Lovense Hush vibrating buttplug.
Anyway, felt great as I buzzed away as we worked, and if the OhMiBod touched the metal plug, the vibrations were quite intense lol.
Getting ready to party now, still in the boyshorts with buttplug but OhMiBod needs charging - worn it out haha.
Have a fun, and safe, bonfire night everyone xx
Me & housemate, plus his gf, are having a few friends round for a fireworks party - firepit going, beer, food n fireworks - and sparklers, never to big to have a sparkler n act like a kid as you write your name LOL
But, so that we can do the fireworks, housemate n me have been clearing all the leaves etc from the garden. Raking them up, cutting back shrubs as well as getting the firepit ready - we don't want to be slipping over on the wet leaves as we are trying to place / light the fireworks now do we....
And, as I teased on my twitter account earlier, I chose pink n gurly, see through rouched boyshorts as my panties today - keep my ass warm LOL And, more importantly ensure that my metal jewelled buttplug stayed in place - even more so once I added my OhMiBod deep in my butthole, buried right up inside me vibrating away - condom wrapped of course so I can pull it out again LOL.
Felt amazing, great way for guys to enjoy the remote vibes, and the reason I soooo want a Lovense Lush bullet vibe to stick in my butt, and the new Lovense Hush vibrating buttplug.
Anyway, felt great as I buzzed away as we worked, and if the OhMiBod touched the metal plug, the vibrations were quite intense lol.
Getting ready to party now, still in the boyshorts with buttplug but OhMiBod needs charging - worn it out haha.
Have a fun, and safe, bonfire night everyone xx
Thursday, 3 November 2016
Not just the sex toys, the all important lube must be reviewed as well!
I have started writing reviews of some of my sex toys, and how much fun they are / I have had with them. But to enjoy them to their fullest, after all they are pretty much all anal toys, you must have lube.
So my first lube review, is of the amazing, slippery and great feeling ID Glide from @IDLube.
They do a wide range of lube's, from the water based Glide, through flavoured lubes and onto the top of the range silicone lubes.
So far I have tried the Glide, and loved it, as well as a couple of sample pouches of their flavoured lubes.
Oh my god, the glide certainly lives up to its name. It comes in various pack sizes, and is very cost effective - it may appear expensive but you don't need much for a long lasting slippery ride - as I found out.
It is easy to use, simple and quick to apply and long lasting, and if it does start to dry simply re-activate it with a bit of water (and YES this can be spit, it doesn't have to be tap water). As it is water based, safe to use with all of your rubber / silicone toys and condoms.
Even though very slippery, and reacts with water, it is still easy to wipe up and clean away - I even used a couple of baby wipes to clean my butt cheeks and toys, as well as my butthole.
As to the ride, it is slippery, smooth and enjoyable - makes it easy to take and enjoy toys of various sizes. For any of you that have watched my shows / viewed my video's or pictures on YouKandy or Chaturbate, you will have witnessed that with a small amount of this lube, and very little preparation and practice time, I can take my ass destroying monster dildo into my butthole - so far I have worked nearly half of it up my ass, leaving me stretched, gaped and happy - slippery and open, without any pain or discomfort during or after the show.
So would I recommend it, most definitely yes - it is a wonderful lube, and when I need to re-stock I will be heading to my favourite adult store, Vibez Adult Boutique, to buy a big 5L bottle of the wonderful stuff!
Rating - 10 / 10
So my first lube review, is of the amazing, slippery and great feeling ID Glide from @IDLube.
They do a wide range of lube's, from the water based Glide, through flavoured lubes and onto the top of the range silicone lubes.
So far I have tried the Glide, and loved it, as well as a couple of sample pouches of their flavoured lubes.
Oh my god, the glide certainly lives up to its name. It comes in various pack sizes, and is very cost effective - it may appear expensive but you don't need much for a long lasting slippery ride - as I found out.
It is easy to use, simple and quick to apply and long lasting, and if it does start to dry simply re-activate it with a bit of water (and YES this can be spit, it doesn't have to be tap water). As it is water based, safe to use with all of your rubber / silicone toys and condoms.
Even though very slippery, and reacts with water, it is still easy to wipe up and clean away - I even used a couple of baby wipes to clean my butt cheeks and toys, as well as my butthole.
As to the ride, it is slippery, smooth and enjoyable - makes it easy to take and enjoy toys of various sizes. For any of you that have watched my shows / viewed my video's or pictures on YouKandy or Chaturbate, you will have witnessed that with a small amount of this lube, and very little preparation and practice time, I can take my ass destroying monster dildo into my butthole - so far I have worked nearly half of it up my ass, leaving me stretched, gaped and happy - slippery and open, without any pain or discomfort during or after the show.
So would I recommend it, most definitely yes - it is a wonderful lube, and when I need to re-stock I will be heading to my favourite adult store, Vibez Adult Boutique, to buy a big 5L bottle of the wonderful stuff!
Rating - 10 / 10
Saturday, 22 October 2016
It may be wet, but i had a fun day
Today started out quite nicely, sun was shining and not to much wind... and the fact that I was wearing a skimpy pair of thong panties and had a jewelled metal buttplug in too.
Did a few things around the house, and headed out to the garden to see what needed doing, continuation of the pre winter tidy up!
And then it started to rain! Hoped it would only be a quick shower, so kept going, till I admitted it was not going to stop (and I was a bit wet LOL) and headed inside.
So, now I needed to amuse myself, which of course led to me fucking my ass with my buttplug, and then a ball and a bottle (slutty me reappeared LOL)
It was all very nice, and I ended up with rather a wet hole on a wet day haha.
In fact, several hours later I am still a bit wet, just rubbing my ring gets my hole open n dripping (not that I would do that of course haha :) )
Anyway, I really will get round to doing my next sex toy review, maybe even when I have drunk my coffee!
Did a few things around the house, and headed out to the garden to see what needed doing, continuation of the pre winter tidy up!
And then it started to rain! Hoped it would only be a quick shower, so kept going, till I admitted it was not going to stop (and I was a bit wet LOL) and headed inside.
So, now I needed to amuse myself, which of course led to me fucking my ass with my buttplug, and then a ball and a bottle (slutty me reappeared LOL)
It was all very nice, and I ended up with rather a wet hole on a wet day haha.
In fact, several hours later I am still a bit wet, just rubbing my ring gets my hole open n dripping (not that I would do that of course haha :) )
Anyway, I really will get round to doing my next sex toy review, maybe even when I have drunk my coffee!
Saturday, 15 October 2016
In the mean time
new adult, sex toy review coming soon - either of one of my dildo's or my ohmibod - from a guys perspective! then will do another of my buttplug collection.
In the mean time, I am having a good(ish) Saturday - the weather keeps changing, sunshine n rain, but not to bad.
I had intended doing some gardening, in fact I did start before the 1st lot of rain, so put some butt cheek warming Brazilian boyshort panties on, and obviously had to fill my ass so my Rich R6 gold butplug found its way up my butthole.
feels so good, pulling against my ring, and pressing in as I kneel down to weed and prune back the plants ready for winter. I can safely say that having a buttplug in, or another sex toy, sure makes boring jobs more interesting, fun, and bearable lol
hope u have a good Saturday too
Lena
In the mean time, I am having a good(ish) Saturday - the weather keeps changing, sunshine n rain, but not to bad.
I had intended doing some gardening, in fact I did start before the 1st lot of rain, so put some butt cheek warming Brazilian boyshort panties on, and obviously had to fill my ass so my Rich R6 gold butplug found its way up my butthole.
feels so good, pulling against my ring, and pressing in as I kneel down to weed and prune back the plants ready for winter. I can safely say that having a buttplug in, or another sex toy, sure makes boring jobs more interesting, fun, and bearable lol
hope u have a good Saturday too
Lena
Saturday, 24 September 2016
Shots Rich R6 Gold Buttplug with Clear Sapphire Jewel
My 1st ever Adult / Sex Toy Review.
If you follow me on twitter, you will know that I recently purchased a new Butt plug, my 1st from the Shots Rich range. The Golden Rich R6 butt plug.
It was purchased as an addition to my existing selection of plugs, as I loved the look and weight of it when I saw it in the Vibez Adult Store Boutique.
I didn't get to try it till a week or so after I purchased it, but once I had - OMG did I wish I had used it before then.
Just looking at the plug, its shining golden colour, smooth and perfect, instantly indicates a quality product, and the reassuring weight in your hand signals many pleasures to come.
The plug has a wide, deep base, ensuring a good fit and hold when inserted into your butthole, stopping it slipping out or too far in!. The width adds to the weight and pull on your anal ring whilst also spreading your butt cheeks to let the clear Sapphire style jewel in its base sparkle in the light. the Rich logo (backwards R) is printed onto the side of the base.
Above the base is a thick stem, approx. 20mm in width and 15mm deep - giving a good fit to your anal ring, keeping it tightly embedded inside you - just as well with its impressive 280g weight.
From base of the stem to the point of the plug it measures 114, insertable length, ensuring plenty of pleasure and a wonderful full feeling. Starting at 18mm wide for the rounded tip, giving a smooth easy entrance into your butt, widening to 43mm at its widest point, before gently and smoothly narrowing to the neck.
Enough about its specification.
Onto the important bit - the pleasure n fun factor.
The plug slipped easily into my ass, depending on how excited / used to butt plugs you are you may need some lube, with just a thin coating of spittle as lubricant, and as I slid it into me I couldn't help but moan with pleasure. The way it opened my butthole felt incredible, and the 'pop' as my ring closed around the neck signalled the next wave of pleasure. I was kneeling down and the plug felt amazing, filling my ass, and even before I stood the weight was pulling on my butthole, giving me wonderful sensations as I moved. As I stood, and the full 280g (11.71oz according to the official site) I had to moan again. I can highly recommend this toy, my ass felt amazing as I moved, with the ever present weight on my butthole, and the width and depth of the base keeping my ass cheeks slightly apart - it was wonderful, so good I didn't want to take it out and in fact didn't for at least 6 or 7 hours!
So, would I recommend it - YES, without any doubt or hesitation. A truly wonderful product that can be purchased for a reasonable price for endless pleasure, ideal for him or her, or even to share (although you may end up needing 2 LOL)
Available from many sources, including Amazon (some versions in the 'R' range on Amazon Prime too if you don't want to wait)
As I said at the beginning, this is my 1st ever toy review (and I have a large collection of toys to review) so please feedback what you think.
If you follow me on twitter, you will know that I recently purchased a new Butt plug, my 1st from the Shots Rich range. The Golden Rich R6 butt plug.
It was purchased as an addition to my existing selection of plugs, as I loved the look and weight of it when I saw it in the Vibez Adult Store Boutique.
I didn't get to try it till a week or so after I purchased it, but once I had - OMG did I wish I had used it before then.
Just looking at the plug, its shining golden colour, smooth and perfect, instantly indicates a quality product, and the reassuring weight in your hand signals many pleasures to come.
The plug has a wide, deep base, ensuring a good fit and hold when inserted into your butthole, stopping it slipping out or too far in!. The width adds to the weight and pull on your anal ring whilst also spreading your butt cheeks to let the clear Sapphire style jewel in its base sparkle in the light. the Rich logo (backwards R) is printed onto the side of the base.
Above the base is a thick stem, approx. 20mm in width and 15mm deep - giving a good fit to your anal ring, keeping it tightly embedded inside you - just as well with its impressive 280g weight.
From base of the stem to the point of the plug it measures 114, insertable length, ensuring plenty of pleasure and a wonderful full feeling. Starting at 18mm wide for the rounded tip, giving a smooth easy entrance into your butt, widening to 43mm at its widest point, before gently and smoothly narrowing to the neck.
Enough about its specification.
Onto the important bit - the pleasure n fun factor.
The plug slipped easily into my ass, depending on how excited / used to butt plugs you are you may need some lube, with just a thin coating of spittle as lubricant, and as I slid it into me I couldn't help but moan with pleasure. The way it opened my butthole felt incredible, and the 'pop' as my ring closed around the neck signalled the next wave of pleasure. I was kneeling down and the plug felt amazing, filling my ass, and even before I stood the weight was pulling on my butthole, giving me wonderful sensations as I moved. As I stood, and the full 280g (11.71oz according to the official site) I had to moan again. I can highly recommend this toy, my ass felt amazing as I moved, with the ever present weight on my butthole, and the width and depth of the base keeping my ass cheeks slightly apart - it was wonderful, so good I didn't want to take it out and in fact didn't for at least 6 or 7 hours!
So, would I recommend it - YES, without any doubt or hesitation. A truly wonderful product that can be purchased for a reasonable price for endless pleasure, ideal for him or her, or even to share (although you may end up needing 2 LOL)
Available from many sources, including Amazon (some versions in the 'R' range on Amazon Prime too if you don't want to wait)
As I said at the beginning, this is my 1st ever toy review (and I have a large collection of toys to review) so please feedback what you think.
Thursday, 25 August 2016
Poll results are in... am I Normal, Saucy, Dirty or plain Slutty?
After a few comments on my Twitter, I uploaded a post here (previous one to this) talking about how I had been rather horny, and ended up using a plastic drink bottle (initially new then filled with water) to satisfy my anal cravings.. and did this make me normal, saucy, dirty or slutty.
So, I posted a poll on my twitter page, pinned to the top for all my visitors to see.
It was open for 3 days, and I received just 44 responses - from nearly 18,000 followers - so not a high response rate :(
Anyway, the winner is - I am SLUTTY :) Voted by 59% of you.
Saucy 2%
Normal 16%
Dirty 23%
Slutty 59%
I have actually taken it as a compliment, I know I enjoyed myself, I know that I am gaining the confidence to be free and open about my sexual preferences and needs, open enough to talk about loving sex toys and what lube I use / like. And I have had several wonderful chats with the staff / management at my local adult store - Vibes Adult Boutique. These talks have really increased my self confidence, and trust in others - I hope to get a few new naughty photos taken in the store when I am shopping... butt plug shopping selfie sounds fun, or even just another one flashing more of my panties.
So I am happy to be slutty at times, I don't have any problems behaving in such a way in private, or in suitable public ways - i.e. on a camshow.
And dirty wasn't a high %, does this reflect that peoples views and acceptance are changing?
Anyway, have fun - enjoy being whatever you want to be and have a great day playing with your sex toys - I know I do / will!
Lena xx
So, I posted a poll on my twitter page, pinned to the top for all my visitors to see.
It was open for 3 days, and I received just 44 responses - from nearly 18,000 followers - so not a high response rate :(
Anyway, the winner is - I am SLUTTY :) Voted by 59% of you.
Saucy 2%
Normal 16%
Dirty 23%
Slutty 59%
I have actually taken it as a compliment, I know I enjoyed myself, I know that I am gaining the confidence to be free and open about my sexual preferences and needs, open enough to talk about loving sex toys and what lube I use / like. And I have had several wonderful chats with the staff / management at my local adult store - Vibes Adult Boutique. These talks have really increased my self confidence, and trust in others - I hope to get a few new naughty photos taken in the store when I am shopping... butt plug shopping selfie sounds fun, or even just another one flashing more of my panties.
So I am happy to be slutty at times, I don't have any problems behaving in such a way in private, or in suitable public ways - i.e. on a camshow.
And dirty wasn't a high %, does this reflect that peoples views and acceptance are changing?
Anyway, have fun - enjoy being whatever you want to be and have a great day playing with your sex toys - I know I do / will!
Lena xx
Saturday, 20 August 2016
saucy, horny, normal or slutty...
If you follow my Twitter you will know that I am a cross dresser, and one that is generally very horny, loves cock and cum and enjoys many aspects of the gay / sissy lifestyle including glory holes, random anonymous sex, dressing - in private and starting to go out more in public, and gay sauna's. On top of this I am quite active on the camshow scene, hosting my own shows on Chaturbate, Cams and YouKandy - not as often as I want, but hope to get to do more soon.
After having a great conversation on Twitter this morning, I am just asking you opinion - and I will be posting this as a poll on my Twitter profile page as well.
Bit of background. I was watching some gay webcam shows last night - involving, oral sex, anal sex and toys. Great cumshot in one that the guy swallowed and slurped it all up.
This obviously got me rather aroused, stroking myself and ended up riding one of my dildo's balls deep in my ass - posted a comment on twitter saying going to bed after a good dildo ride.
Woke up this morning, and my butthole was pulsating wonderfully (ladies - your pussies may feel / do the same after a good fuck / dildo session, but you will have to tell be that one LOL). And I was rather aroused thinking about my ass n one thing led to another, stroking n looking around for some relief. First thing I saw, and closest, that was a suitable size n weight was a bottle of drink that I had taken to bed with me - sports drink not alcoholic lol. So I tweeted, feeling horny only thing to hand was a bottle and led to conversation admitting I had fucked my ass with the bottle, and enjoyed it a lot.
Have you ever felt / done the same - when you are horny anything will do as a dildo - with your pussy / ass?
Does it make me:
Let me know
Lena x
After having a great conversation on Twitter this morning, I am just asking you opinion - and I will be posting this as a poll on my Twitter profile page as well.
Bit of background. I was watching some gay webcam shows last night - involving, oral sex, anal sex and toys. Great cumshot in one that the guy swallowed and slurped it all up.
This obviously got me rather aroused, stroking myself and ended up riding one of my dildo's balls deep in my ass - posted a comment on twitter saying going to bed after a good dildo ride.
Woke up this morning, and my butthole was pulsating wonderfully (ladies - your pussies may feel / do the same after a good fuck / dildo session, but you will have to tell be that one LOL). And I was rather aroused thinking about my ass n one thing led to another, stroking n looking around for some relief. First thing I saw, and closest, that was a suitable size n weight was a bottle of drink that I had taken to bed with me - sports drink not alcoholic lol. So I tweeted, feeling horny only thing to hand was a bottle and led to conversation admitting I had fucked my ass with the bottle, and enjoyed it a lot.
Have you ever felt / done the same - when you are horny anything will do as a dildo - with your pussy / ass?
Does it make me:
- Normal horny guy
- Saucy n dirty guy
- Slutty
Let me know
Lena x
Saturday, 9 July 2016
What is the point...
Earlier today I decided to expand the ways you, the public, could view my media. Or is another way, I thought I would get my video's n pictures on another website / server to get more views n hopefully purchases - capitalism wins all the way LOL
Anyway, I created a youtude account, and added the 'age restriction' option so that no underage viewers could see my video's, unless they lied and got round the verification processes - and that would be a YouTube problem not mine.
I checked the guidelines that said not to upload anything that was illegal in the country of origin, in this case the UK.
So, I uploaded a video of me dildo'ing my ass - a POV one that is also available on my youkandy profile for FREE.
Anyway, it was online, and had started to clock up the views when I got an update to say that YouTube had removed it and issued me with a warning as it breached their rules.
So, it was behind their age restrictions and had nothing in it that was illegal - just me, my ass n my dildo - go take a look at YouKandy and let me know what you think. Seems a bit of a pointless option then, so you can upload an adult themed video so long as it doesn't contain and intimate / adult or sexual images!
rant over lol
Anyway, I created a youtude account, and added the 'age restriction' option so that no underage viewers could see my video's, unless they lied and got round the verification processes - and that would be a YouTube problem not mine.
I checked the guidelines that said not to upload anything that was illegal in the country of origin, in this case the UK.
So, I uploaded a video of me dildo'ing my ass - a POV one that is also available on my youkandy profile for FREE.
Anyway, it was online, and had started to clock up the views when I got an update to say that YouTube had removed it and issued me with a warning as it breached their rules.
So, it was behind their age restrictions and had nothing in it that was illegal - just me, my ass n my dildo - go take a look at YouKandy and let me know what you think. Seems a bit of a pointless option then, so you can upload an adult themed video so long as it doesn't contain and intimate / adult or sexual images!
rant over lol
Monday, 30 May 2016
Bank holiday.... no sunshine, but still ways to have fun LOL
As usual it's a Bank Holiday Monday, and the weather isn't that great - after the weekend forecast being warm n sunny for all 3 days last Friday it has changed to windy n cool.
Despite this, and having woken up much later than planned, I shaved my bits n showered, slipped into a vest top and a pair of gstring panties - England branded of course pre Euro 2016 starting LOL
And, with a nice cup of coffee and my ohmibod to hand, I settled down to do a short camshow. I only planned to cam shilst I drank my coffee, nothing heavy or to energetic, just chat n chill for 15-20 mins.
Ended up being about 40-50 mins, with my hard throbbing cock bursting out of them, and my ohmibod started in the gusset (so much easier when I can slip it in under the gusset pad (some panties have an open topped gusset that the ohmibod fits into nicely, and get held against the nut sack), then held up my butthole about 2/3rd's way in and ended up back in my gusset.
Had my panties on stroking, showing off my ass in the gstring, which was pulled tight into my butthole so plenty on show LOL. Panties off lying back spanking my sack, stroking my cock and with the ohmibod up my hole - got some tips from a lovely viewer whilst doing this, shame he had to go when his wife woke up LOL.
So, had fun times, got a horny cock, n need relief now hehe and some wonderful comments n chats from the guys watching my show - from nice panties, great ass, sexy ass, luved my shaved sack n bits, n many many more.
So I am happy, now have to go n face the shops for bread & milk, back to reality with a swift bang - but I will have my condom wrapped ohmibod deep up my butthole, gently buzzing away all the time I am out.
Have a great day, n I will try n post again later today.
Despite this, and having woken up much later than planned, I shaved my bits n showered, slipped into a vest top and a pair of gstring panties - England branded of course pre Euro 2016 starting LOL
And, with a nice cup of coffee and my ohmibod to hand, I settled down to do a short camshow. I only planned to cam shilst I drank my coffee, nothing heavy or to energetic, just chat n chill for 15-20 mins.
Ended up being about 40-50 mins, with my hard throbbing cock bursting out of them, and my ohmibod started in the gusset (so much easier when I can slip it in under the gusset pad (some panties have an open topped gusset that the ohmibod fits into nicely, and get held against the nut sack), then held up my butthole about 2/3rd's way in and ended up back in my gusset.
Had my panties on stroking, showing off my ass in the gstring, which was pulled tight into my butthole so plenty on show LOL. Panties off lying back spanking my sack, stroking my cock and with the ohmibod up my hole - got some tips from a lovely viewer whilst doing this, shame he had to go when his wife woke up LOL.
So, had fun times, got a horny cock, n need relief now hehe and some wonderful comments n chats from the guys watching my show - from nice panties, great ass, sexy ass, luved my shaved sack n bits, n many many more.
So I am happy, now have to go n face the shops for bread & milk, back to reality with a swift bang - but I will have my condom wrapped ohmibod deep up my butthole, gently buzzing away all the time I am out.
Have a great day, n I will try n post again later today.
Saturday, 2 January 2016
no #ohmibod yet... but not letting that stop me LOL
As I am sitting here typing this post I don't yet have the #ohmibod vibe 2 that I said I was going to buy.... I completed it and just as I hot checkout now... it went out of stock, they were meant to get some back in on Monday, but the supplier was out of stock as well... so still waiting. Guess it is as the price is so much cheaper than any other site I have seen it on. Found another one, on the US Amazon, so will get from there if I have to - slightly more expensive but a lot longer to wait - UK site was 2 days, Amazon US will be 18-24 days!
But, mu butthole is still throbbing and pulsing with lust and post play tingles.
Had the larger of my 2 metal jewelled buttplugs in all day, then had a session with my dildo's... started of with my smalles, a black tyrone one, still bout 8" n quite thick, then onto my big white dildo cock... before finishing on my monster fuck off big black dildo - here it is call the Black Destroyer - oh my fuck it is very thick and huge, and felt amazing as I eased it into my hole.
I had meant to just hold it there for a bit, just the head inside my ring, as not played with it for a few weeks.. but lust took over and I couldn't help but start to ride up n down, taking several inches of the thick shaft into my ass - god it felt good and as I pulled off it made me squirt, I pee'd everywhere lol.
So still having fun as I wait to get one of the seemingly very very popular ohmibod toys.
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But, mu butthole is still throbbing and pulsing with lust and post play tingles.
Had the larger of my 2 metal jewelled buttplugs in all day, then had a session with my dildo's... started of with my smalles, a black tyrone one, still bout 8" n quite thick, then onto my big white dildo cock... before finishing on my monster fuck off big black dildo - here it is call the Black Destroyer - oh my fuck it is very thick and huge, and felt amazing as I eased it into my hole.
I had meant to just hold it there for a bit, just the head inside my ring, as not played with it for a few weeks.. but lust took over and I couldn't help but start to ride up n down, taking several inches of the thick shaft into my ass - god it felt good and as I pulled off it made me squirt, I pee'd everywhere lol.
So still having fun as I wait to get one of the seemingly very very popular ohmibod toys.
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Tuesday, 29 September 2015
Panties of choice or preference
Some would say that my favourite #panties are thongs beacause I am a sissy, gurly crossdresser, but this just isn't true.
I wore thongs long before I got into crossdressing n panties etc, before I had even tried slipping anything up my butt. I wore men's thong pants, they were comfy and in fact I still have a few pairs that I wear when going to see doctor's.
but I do, without a doubt prefer thong panties, I also wear g strings n have a few pairs of boyshorts, so saying I only like thongs as I am a crossdresser is rubbish.
my question today, or should say tonight, is..... what do you prefer? are the lingerie habits changing from the boom years of the thong, or does it depend on age groups n peer pressure?
I wore thongs long before I got into crossdressing n panties etc, before I had even tried slipping anything up my butt. I wore men's thong pants, they were comfy and in fact I still have a few pairs that I wear when going to see doctor's.
but I do, without a doubt prefer thong panties, I also wear g strings n have a few pairs of boyshorts, so saying I only like thongs as I am a crossdresser is rubbish.
my question today, or should say tonight, is..... what do you prefer? are the lingerie habits changing from the boom years of the thong, or does it depend on age groups n peer pressure?
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