do you like you meat hot n steamy?

With the weather in the UK so warm at the moment, and as I write this I am sitting in a pair of thong panties, and I am sweating like crazy.

But, it has also made me soo dam horny, especially after being a good gurly & had a pee sitting down.

This if course meant pulling my panties down to my knees, and oh boy - the hot sweaty, slight hint of pee, smell that wafted up as my shaved uncut boiclitty cock n balls were released + the hot smell of the panties themselves, made me sooo horny I had to stroke my boiclitty. Which led to me moaning, not just with the joy of maturation but also the added amazing smell as i pulled my foreskin back. God I am a cock hungry slut!

I just love the smell of cock, even better when it is from a guy n not my limp gurly little boiclitty, hot manly sweat n cock mmm mmmm

I don't mean a dirty, stinking, not been washed in days cock smell, just the fresh sweaty kind hehe

Is that just me, or do you like it too?

Blush Novelties - Jet Destructor 10.75" ridged buttplug (product review)

Welcome to the next in my (infrequent) blogs and product reviews - this time I tried out the newest addition to my sextoy collection, a carbon Black 10.75" ridged buttplug from Blush Novelties, their amazing Jet Destructor.

If you follow me on twitter, and I hope you do, you will see that i took a planned trip to my fav store, Vibez Adult Boutique, dressed like a gurl and after some numbing spray.

Well, after being made very welcome by the amazing staff, feeling relaxed enough to show of my lace panties above my hipster jeans, I wandered round the store for a browse and as soon as i say this amazing looking toy I knew that i wanted it, I tried to resist but soon headed back to pick one up.

So this morning I had the opportunity to play, and my 1st pick was the Destructor. With a small amount of lube applied to the tapered tip i stuck it to the floor, with the impressive suction cup, brushed it against my butthole, and slowly eased it in.

Well, when I say slowly I mean that I tried to be slow, but it felt so dam good as it slid into me, the tapered tip opening up my ass nice n easily, and the 4 ridges giving intense sensations.

OMG wow, as soon as i started to sit back and the top slipped in, up to the 1st ridge, i could feel its widening girth stretching my anal ring, and feeling great doing it, and that was before the 1st ridge popped in, making me moan and wriggle with pleasure.

I continued to move back, sitting my ass down on this wonderful toy, slowly opening my ass p as the girth widened to its max, and another ridge popped me open.

I had to ride at this point, sliding up n down on the Destructor, taking more n more into me with each down thrust, feeling my ring stretch open to accommodate and swallow the toy. before i knew it I had taken all 4 ridges, and slowly say back till my ass was resting on the floor, with the buttplug buried to the base inside my ass. The sensations were amazing, and I admit it made me squirt as I pulled off, back to the 1st ridge before riding hard.

At this point I must say that the suction cup was also very impressive, holding the floor and not moving despite my lustful riding.

After at least 15 mins, I pulled off and unstuck the suction cup, before kneeling head down and ass up to slide it back into me and use it like a dildo till i had it all in me again. The plug stayed fixed nicely inside me, and felt very comfortable even with over 9" of PVC buttplug buried in me. The play session ended, with me very aroused, yet satisfied and with a great gape to my butthole.

This toy is well n truly worth the purchase, and an amazing addition to my toy collection. Plenty of pleasure, comfy and easy to use, gave some seriously good sensations as it slipped in, with the ridges giving an additional source of pleasure. Butthole, anal ring gaping and pure pleasure. Highly recommend and will be using again very soon!

10.75 Inch Length (9.25 Inch Insertable) x 2.6 Inch Width

10/10 for pleasure, ease of use and cleaning.

Naughty on a work night

Is it so wrong that it is midnight, on a work night, and i am sitting browsing twitter vids n horny as fuck, stroking my self through my frilly panties wanting something big n hard up my ass - cock would be great but anything will do right now!

So now, what do i do - do i get up n get something that i can lube up n slide into my ass, give myself a bit of a ride n satisfy that pulsating need in my butthole?

Do i just lay here n stroke / jerk myself off?

Or be a good gurly, lay down n go to sleep?

Of course, if i go for option 3 there is no guarantee that i will be able to forget, or at the very least control, the lustful urges n drift of to sleep - no doubt with a dirty dream to follow.

Any help?

New from Lovense - the EDGE, adjustable anal massager. 

saucy, horny, normal or slutty...

If you follow my Twitter you will know that I am a cross dresser, and one that is generally very horny, loves cock and cum and enjoys many aspects of the gay / sissy lifestyle including glory holes, random anonymous sex, dressing - in private and starting to go out more in public, and gay sauna's. On top of this I am quite active on the camshow scene, hosting my own shows on Chaturbate, Cams and YouKandy - not as often as I want, but hope to get to do more soon.

After having a great conversation on Twitter this morning, I am just asking you opinion - and I will be posting this as a poll on my Twitter profile page as well.

Bit of background. I was watching some gay webcam shows last night - involving, oral sex, anal sex and toys. Great cumshot in one that the guy swallowed and slurped it all up.

This obviously got me rather aroused, stroking myself and ended up riding one of my dildo's balls deep in my ass - posted a comment on twitter saying going to bed after a good dildo ride.

Woke up this morning, and my butthole was pulsating wonderfully (ladies - your pussies may feel / do the same after a good fuck / dildo session, but you will have to tell be that one LOL). And I was rather aroused thinking about my ass n one thing led to another, stroking n looking around for some relief. First thing I saw, and closest, that was a suitable size n weight was a bottle of drink that I had taken to bed with me - sports drink not alcoholic lol. So I tweeted, feeling horny only thing to hand was a bottle and led to conversation admitting I had fucked my ass with the bottle, and enjoyed it a lot.

Have you ever felt / done the same - when you are horny anything will do as a dildo - with your pussy / ass?

Does it make me:

• Normal horny guy
• Saucy n dirty guy
• Slutty

What do you think?

Let me know

Lena x

                                             

all excited... plumber and porn

I was so excited yesterday, annoyed but excited... then happy but deflated!

Confused? Well, I came home from work to find I had a water leak (hence being annoyed). Housemate was at work, so I called used my brain, googled local plumbers n checked their reviews etc. Then called one who said they would be out within the hour - which they were, great!

Whilst waiting I had mopped up some of the water, it wasn't a lot, but enough to need clearing before I went arse over tit on the kitchen floor!

Anyway, without thinking I had changed out of my work clothes as per every other day, into a pair of hipster jeans n a t shirt. And then then I started to day dream... plumbers.... always hot sexy, manly n ready to fuck in porn films (hence the excitement).

Anyway, as you can probably now guess, he turned up and fixed the leak very quickly, just a leaking connector so not expensive (happy) but wasn't interested in getting down to some oral or anal sex with me, I don't think he even looked twice at my ass in the jeans, or the leggings I changed into whilst he was there - hoping he would get the hint, or maybe i should have gone for a little skirt n heels LOL (so deflated).

Anyway, leak fixed, just a horny n deflated Lena left on her own LOL

p.s. he didn't even have a sexy arse crack on show when he was on his knees - he was probably in his 30's, looked good and had a tight ass in his jeans, but very professional - no butt or any sexy bits showing.

Oh well, have to watch a porn film to relive, and relieve, my horny day dream

What to do on a friday night in....

Can't decide what to do on a Friday night, at home... and not just any Friday, but a bank holiday weekend Friday at that!

I didn't fancy going to the pub with a few friends, instead opted to stay at home n watch a bit of tv with my housemate n his girlfriend.

we have had a few laughs at graham Norton, but now what....

to late to go out, n I am now feeling the need for something filling, something manly hard n ass filling to be exact lol

so quandary... do I resist n go to bed horny with maybe a little fingering n wanking...

wait till housemate n his gf get to bed n either sleep or have some noisy sex n then dildo fuck my ass with whatever comes to hand quickest....

or what?

you tell me!

taken the saucy risk to the next level..... testing people's awareness out in public n shops

I was, well still am actually till I do my Chaturbate cam show in a few mins, horny this morning.

I had to go to the shops but as I was so horny a normal trip wasn't an option.

So, my ohmibod vibe went into a condom up right up my butthole till it was buried deep in my ass, turned it on to fast pulsating n it felt great. Then a pair of saucy satin backless panties and a pair of women's hipster jeans.

finished getting ready n headed out, felt amazing as I drove - my ass moving as I changed gear etc enhanced the vibrations...

Got to the shops, parked and in I went. And would you believe me if I said no-one looked at me twice, laughed, giggled, pointed, stared or commented. I don't think anyone even noticed they were women's jeans - not even the cashier when I got my wallet out of a kinda small back pocket.

And, added to this no reaction to my buzzing lol. Yes, havin it deep in my ass made it much quieter but I am sure a little must have been audible? maybe not, anyway it was wonderful.

Back home, took a few pics, popped in a tail buttplug, did an outdoor pee video, as requested by my twitter followers n now bout to go live camshow playing.

Have great day all xx

Feeling horny, saucy and naughty... risking it in public

A bit of back ground. I have been feeling horny ALL day, nothing unusual I know - many or us feel horny and randy every day, all day, at work and at home.

I managed to keep my hand outta my panties, except to pee of course lol

Got home, and had a text from a friend, wanna meet for a beer?

Now this friend is a straight guy, not interested in guys, trannies or cross dresser's like me.

So, as my randyometer is off the scale I decided to put my ohmibod vibe 2.0 in my panties before I headed out. On the drive to the pub I had it on one of the pulse auto sequences, having a nicely vibrated sack / butthole.

When we got to the pub, I switched it to sound activated, max level and we went in to get a drink.

If you have one of the ohmibod vibes you will know it isn't exactly the quitest most discreet vibe, despite being advertised for fun in public! Quite loud bazzing lol bit of a give away.

Anyway, I could have slipped it into a condom and up my butthole, much quieter that way and some wonderful sensations too.

But, I liked the risk of being heard - by group of friends or complete strangers in the pub, and maybe hoped one would be a guy that liked my ass n would happily feed my mouth and / or arse some cock and cum :)

So my question is, are we getting more of a risk taking society, are we less reserved and don't care as long as we are enjoying ourselves and sod it if anyone can see / hear?

Or was I just being a randy slut?

Comments welcome, and this pic is what I posted to my twitter before I went out!