Visit to Vibez Adult Boutique, Aylesford, Maidstone

 I have been meaning to write this for some time, since last year in fact!

I have a few sex / adult stores near me, but by far the best is Vibez Adult Boutique in Aylesford, Maidstone, kent. (Directions)

Not just because of the amazing, constantly updated, type and variety of toys (Dildo's, butt plugs, gapers, bondage, vibrators, anal depth trainers and more) for beginners and experienced (i.e. sluts like me) users, from the small to the massive. as well as lingerie, fetish wear, role play / dress up, shoes and of course the all important lubes, condoms, poppers etc. On top of all this, and a major reason why I love this store and go back as often as I can (I could spend my annual salary there is so much to chose from that I want), is the amazing staff - they are always so welcoming, so helpful and non judegmental.

When I first went I was a shy newbie, in man mode after work, but with the confidence they have given me to be more 'me' I now visit in full fem clothes from high heels / boots, skirts n tops & bodysuits with my DD breastforms proudly on display (as is my bra quite often too LoL. And I styill feel comfortable, relaxed and happy to browse.

They also have a changing room, with wonderful mirrors and a ring light (they know we like to take changing room pics hehe).

I will be going back soon, I need to get some new poppers (On my last visit I was given a recommendation for my first ever poppers) and noew need more, and maybe a new version to try) as well as a travel lube bottle to replace one I have lost. I am sure I will be browsing toys, lingerie and clothes as well - trying to resit whilst being so tempted!

should UK sex shops be more like US / European stores?

If you follow any of my social media profiles, you will know that I live my local adult/sex store (Vibez Adult Boutique) and could spend so much time, and even more money, buying some of there wonderful sex toys, outfits and lingerie.

But, and thus is in no way a criticism of them or other UK based sex / adult stores, reading some articles, blogs and posts about those in the US and mainland Europe, they offer much more in the way of personal / intimate services.

From glory hole booths, porn film viewing and even rooms for sex. In many customers can be semi or completely nude, posing and playing with themselves and toys in full view of anyone and everyone that wants to look or watch.

Now, I am not saying we should open them up as seedy sex arena's, but the booths and being able to pose in some of their products / outfits or even your own does sound fun

I would happily visit the booths n give oral relief through the glory holes, with or without porn. And, it is no secret, that I would love to pose in the store for photo's, in and amongst the displays, over the counter, on my knees... you get the picture lol In my own lingerie or clothes, or in some i had or would purchase, or again I would be happy to pose with and using some of the sex toys, lingerie, bdsm or outfits for them to use as promo material on their website n socials (discrete of course). But we aren't allowed- our laws don't allow a legal seller of butt plugs, for example, to show prospective purchasers HOW they are meant to be used. We all know of friends or followers that are to shy and so innocent that they would need guidance and instructions, some of us were/are or would be just as unknowing about some items that you can buy inshore or online. By showing them it would increase sales and I would imagine make things safer for users - not having to rely on Google searches and videos that may not be accurate or safe to copy!

Just a thought, and personal opinion. Many adult stores may not agree with or want to do these type of things, or others, but should they have the option? 

Blush Novelties - Jet Destructor 10.75" ridged buttplug (product review)

Welcome to the next in my (infrequent) blogs and product reviews - this time I tried out the newest addition to my sextoy collection, a carbon Black 10.75" ridged buttplug from Blush Novelties, their amazing Jet Destructor.

If you follow me on twitter, and I hope you do, you will see that i took a planned trip to my fav store, Vibez Adult Boutique, dressed like a gurl and after some numbing spray.

Well, after being made very welcome by the amazing staff, feeling relaxed enough to show of my lace panties above my hipster jeans, I wandered round the store for a browse and as soon as i say this amazing looking toy I knew that i wanted it, I tried to resist but soon headed back to pick one up.

So this morning I had the opportunity to play, and my 1st pick was the Destructor. With a small amount of lube applied to the tapered tip i stuck it to the floor, with the impressive suction cup, brushed it against my butthole, and slowly eased it in.

Well, when I say slowly I mean that I tried to be slow, but it felt so dam good as it slid into me, the tapered tip opening up my ass nice n easily, and the 4 ridges giving intense sensations.

OMG wow, as soon as i started to sit back and the top slipped in, up to the 1st ridge, i could feel its widening girth stretching my anal ring, and feeling great doing it, and that was before the 1st ridge popped in, making me moan and wriggle with pleasure.

I continued to move back, sitting my ass down on this wonderful toy, slowly opening my ass p as the girth widened to its max, and another ridge popped me open.

I had to ride at this point, sliding up n down on the Destructor, taking more n more into me with each down thrust, feeling my ring stretch open to accommodate and swallow the toy. before i knew it I had taken all 4 ridges, and slowly say back till my ass was resting on the floor, with the buttplug buried to the base inside my ass. The sensations were amazing, and I admit it made me squirt as I pulled off, back to the 1st ridge before riding hard.

At this point I must say that the suction cup was also very impressive, holding the floor and not moving despite my lustful riding.

After at least 15 mins, I pulled off and unstuck the suction cup, before kneeling head down and ass up to slide it back into me and use it like a dildo till i had it all in me again. The plug stayed fixed nicely inside me, and felt very comfortable even with over 9" of PVC buttplug buried in me. The play session ended, with me very aroused, yet satisfied and with a great gape to my butthole.

This toy is well n truly worth the purchase, and an amazing addition to my toy collection. Plenty of pleasure, comfy and easy to use, gave some seriously good sensations as it slipped in, with the ridges giving an additional source of pleasure. Butthole, anal ring gaping and pure pleasure. Highly recommend and will be using again very soon!

10.75 Inch Length (9.25 Inch Insertable) x 2.6 Inch Width

10/10 for pleasure, ease of use and cleaning.

My Lubido Aloe Anal Ease Water Based Lubricant (Product Review)

As promised on my Twitter feed, I had a play today and used my new bottle of Lubido Aloe infused Anal Ease Water Based Lubricant - check it out on their website for the product specific information and all of their other products.

So lets get started, did I like it - YES, was it easy to use - YES, did it give a comfortable and fun anal ride - YES.

Upon opening I had to have a sniff, and was surprised by the lack of smell, even the usual 'lube' scent was minimal - and by the end of my play session, several hours and numerous toys later, the smell was still subtle and mild on my ass & skin and in the room, which is handy if not immediately showering or airing the room - often I have had to go out post sex / toy play session and can easily smell the lube in the room and on my skin (especially when panties are pulled down) and often wonder if friends / work colleagues etc. can smell it when sitting close by.So this milder smell is a definite plus point. Not sure a positive or negative, personal opinion I guess, but I also couldn't smell the Aloe in the lube at all.

Anyway, on to the more important bit - what was it like as a lube?

Over the next few hours, I used my 9" black dildo, my 10.5" white dildo, Perfect Fit Tunnel Plug XL, huge Ass Invader buttplug and my monster Ass Destroyer Dildo, all several times in various order - including making a vid clip riding the Ass Destroyer for over 7 mins and a 10min custom wank n dildo ride with the white dildo - and my ass wasn't sore after all of this - despite being gaped and sloppy as hell LOL.

One of the things i love about the Lubido lube bottles is the pump they come with,which make it so easy to get the right amount, and have fun!
I started with a single pump on the 9" black suction dildo, spread over its head, and was very impressed as i slide easily onto it, the head popping my ass open and then sliding all the way in within a couple of thrust n rides. It was slippery, and felt amazing as i enjoyed some balls deep bouncing on the dildo.

This made me hornier, so with another squirt (from my boi clitty as i pulled off and feresh lube hehe_ i started on the 10.5" white dildo, which is thicker as well as longer - i can't only just get the head into my mouth, and as before is slid easily down onto the shaft - I have to admit by this point i was moaning happily with the pleasure my ass n toys were giving me. After about 15 mins of enjoying this dildo, i was ready for the next test, and increase in my anal stretch / gape and pleasure.

I went for he Perfect Fit XL Tunnel Plug next, and after spreading some of the Anal Ease Lube from my butthole on the top it slide straight into my ass, and god this did make me twitch, moan n squirm as i squirted with lust filled pleasure. At this point i took a few photos and a short vid clip in my pink high heels walking, wiggling my ass n bending over to show the tunnel plug, before squatting n leaking out of the tunnel.

By now i was really horny, and as many of you may know - this feeling makes me want to gape my ass even more than usual - so the Ass Invader plug joined the fun - putting it on a chair i added a squirt of lube (so just 3 squirts in total so far since i started the play session) and sat my gagging slutty ass down - oh my, i slide on so far i moaned like a cheap street whore, and god i loved it. I was pressing down before i even realised what i was doing, and could feel my ass stretching n opening. I rode n squatted for a bit, before taking a break to get a fresh pot of coffee - this is relevant as when i came back the lube on the plug had dried a bit in the 26c heat, so i spat n sucked n it was soon slick n ready to go again (and i can say at this point that there was no unpleasant taste either) and i was back on the plug, stretching myself open for the next round of play.

Enter the Ass Destroyer dildo, with its humongous length and massive girth. A fresh squirt of lube, and i was easing myself down onto it, slowly and gently pressing its big, fat head into my ass. I haven't had a chance to use this toy in over a month, so wasn't sure how easily i would open up to take it, but i needn't have worried/ It went in with a pop, a moan and groan and it was wonderful. I pulled off to control my butthole pulsating, before pushing it back up my ass and riding, no warm up just into the ride n wrecking of my ass. I was in heaven - this lube was slippery and long lasting, and i was having a fantastic time too.

I continued to play, alternating toys until i was a sloppy, slutty, moaning wreck.

Whilst enjoying a well earned coffee, i decided to make a short hardcore anal toy video for my site, and wanting a slippery sloppy fuck i did add one more squirt of lube - and away i went, for over 7 mins i was talking dirty n fucking myself on my Ass Destroyer - letting it do as it's name suggests. I can safely say i was a quivering wreck when i finished, with squirt everywhere and a pulsating and abused butthole - one happy gurly i can safely say.

I had been asked yesterday for a custom personalised video clip, playing with my boiclitty and riding a dildo as i talked dirty to my 'big brother' - a bit of an incest theme. So for 10 mins thats what i did, using the lube already up my ass n spread over my squishy hole i rode my white dildo n had some fun.

In total i was playing for about 5 hours, and even now, over 9 hours later my butthole is fine, sloppy n wet but feels great, and a few lube farts are escaping (as normal and expected).

I can highly recommend this lube if you are after a water based one, which is gentler on your ass (and i am guessing the same on a pussy).

Smell - very faint
Taste - subtle usual lube flavour, nt unpleasant at all.
price - good / average for product
Ease of use - handy pump makes it simple to get as much, or little, as you need. Easy to clean up
Slippery - wonderfully so, and long lasting

I got mine from my local adult store, but it is available in many stores and on Amazon (it's on my wishlist to get more!)

Vibez Luxury Water Based Lube - what an excellent product (product review)

I haven't posted anything in ages, let alone a product review - i started doing reviews of my adult sex toys and this is the next in the line.

I recently got a tube of Vibez Luxury Water Based Lube from my local Adult Store - Vibez Adult Boutique, and have used it on several occasions, with various types and sizes of toys - if you follow me on Twitter you will have seen some of them, and that i use a selection of lubes depending on my mood / toys or sometimes just how i feel that day!

It comes in a 100ml Tube, making it ideal for travel and carrying to events and anywhere you may need it, or think you may!

As to the lube itself, it is thick, not sticky and yet slick n slippery.

When squeezed out of the tube, it is a thick gel, which is great as it doesn't run the toys / body areas before you get a chance to spread it around, meaning you waste less! It spreads easily, giving a nice coating to required areas, without making everything sticky, including your fingers - and doesn't taste as bad as other lubes either if you suck your fingers clean, lick it off a toy or body part - i have tasted  it from dildo's, fingers, cocks and butt holes and not found it ruining the taste of anything.

Once spread out, it gives an amazing slippery ride and superb sensations, Being slippery, but not sticky, it gives a gliding and enjoyable ride and lasts for a long time, i have used it for hours and only needed small re-applications when i have added bigger toys during long play sessions, and these often last for several hours and involve anything from  5 - 15 toys, sometimes more. If it does dry out, or you go back to a previously used to after a while, a small amount of spit / few drops of water rubbed in and it slicks back up n away you can go again - even on your ass or cock.

After a recent ride, my butt hole was still slippery and slicked up inside the following day, and i was soon wet n able to take big toys by spitting on my fingers and rubbing my butt hole - reactivating the lube without adding more.  (i do need to add here that i am a regular and (semi) experienced user of toys so my ass does open easier than a novice or sporadic user would experience). I can't say how well it works with Vagina's, as i am definitely not a pussy user, but i can give my opinion on anal use.

Over all, i highly recommend this lube, and will be using it on many occasions

 

It's been a while, guess i better catch up

It has been a while since i last posted a blog, and i am sorry for that - life has just been so busy, and never enough time in a week let alone a day, no excuse i know but i am sticking to it for now.

So, firstly to follow on from my last post regarding public flashing of my panties n bits, out in fields, roads and car parks - next to add is local country parks too.

I really have become addicted, and it gives an amazing thrill as u strut around, pose and be naughty all in full view of anyone that may come past and catch you - i have taken pictures of me in panties, high heels, dressed as a gurl and naked walking around and in one video clip very nearly got caught by a car full of lads - late teens or early twenties at a guess. I was in just panties and then naked, who knows how it would have gone if they saw me! I would like to hope that they would either shout abuse or stop and give me their cocks, all their cocks in  both holes as many times as we could go at it lol. But, sadly, in today's society had to be wary in case they gay / gurly bashed me. I wanted to flash my slutty butthole n get some action, but common sense won over.

Anyway, also went for a walk in high heels, skirt, tights etc and wandered around a local hill carpark / dog walking / walking area. yes it was at night, but i really enjoyed it, and even gave my ass a little dildo fuck in the middle of one of the paths hehe

What else, taken pics, started a new model website where you can buy my pictures and videos, soon be selling worn panties etc on there too. And trying to build up a premium snapchat as well - been busy.

I will post again later, gotta go to work but i am feeling the overwhelming desire to sit on a dildo first lol

Naughty on a work night

Is it so wrong that it is midnight, on a work night, and i am sitting browsing twitter vids n horny as fuck, stroking my self through my frilly panties wanting something big n hard up my ass - cock would be great but anything will do right now!

So now, what do i do - do i get up n get something that i can lube up n slide into my ass, give myself a bit of a ride n satisfy that pulsating need in my butthole?

Do i just lay here n stroke / jerk myself off?

Or be a good gurly, lay down n go to sleep?

Of course, if i go for option 3 there is no guarantee that i will be able to forget, or at the very least control, the lustful urges n drift of to sleep - no doubt with a dirty dream to follow.

Any help?

New from Lovense - the EDGE, adjustable anal massager. 

Satisfying the aching feeling when you need something BIG inside your ass

Today started like any other Saturday, after getting up - shaving my cock, balls, top of legs n my ass, then panties on & get dressed for the day.

It wasn't till about 10am that i started to get horny, to feek my butthole pulsate with lust. And it just got worse! I blame some of the pictures and video's on twitter lol

So, one of my metal jewelled buttplugs went into my ass, and seemed to satisfy my needs. Walking around feeling it pull on my ring, and then get pushed deeper if i sat down.

This seemed to be what i needed, for a few hours.

Early afternoon i wanted more, and this feeling just got worse and my lustful thoughts dirtier.

I started by fisting my own ass, with a fist of fury dildo, and this needed no lube, just using the natural self lube butt juices, no not poo lol, it slid straight up my ass, again n again. I had to stop, things to do n i was getting to excited, but no chance of stopping yet.

So, rather than carry on doing normal day off things, i sat on my huge monster buttplug, it is fucking massive and i have never managed to get it all in my ass, yet - i am going to one day with practice, lube n a gaping butthole.

This just made me worse, as i sat on the plug, moaning quietly at the sensation of it slowly sliding deeper, enjoying the sensations coming from my gradually stretching ring.

I sat, and rode, thsi plug for probably 20-30 minutes, and it was so satisfying, but i still wanted more.

So out came my Ass Destroyer - a huge fuck off black dildo that wrecks your ass, and feels totally mind blowing as it gapes your ass n makes you squirt as you ride, slide on, and pull out.

I squirted some lube onto the tip, and sat my hungry ass down on it, pushing till the head popped through my ring and a small squirt escaped my sissy cock, as well as the moan from my mouth.

And then i let myself slide down onto that thick, so thick shaft (it is over 8" round hehe). After the 1st slide down i had to pull off, and that made me squirt n groan as my ring pulsated n throbbed with pure pleasure. As the 1st sensations settled i slide onto it again, quicker and easier to get it in my ass this time and to ride. N ride i did, up n down, grabbing the shaft as i took half of its monster length & girth into ,y slutty lustful ass.

I rode n rode for several minutes, luving every second of the ass wreckin pure pleasure.

As i slid off, dripping lube n butt juice from my gaping soggy butthole, i lay on my side panting n wanting to continue for ever, but knew i couldn't.

So, enter (pardon the pun) the Doc Johnson large round ball plug, and this popped into my slippery open ass very easily, pushing its way in and then my ring closed around the wide neck.

safely plugged, and very full, i pulled my panties n shorts back on (panty liner in place to catch any drips) and continued to do my boring weekend household tasks - cleaning, tidying etc.

It was wonderful, and my ass felt great, making it so much more fun to do boring jobs.

No big toys on a sex show site, really!

I wasn't going to write this post, as it may lose me a site to host my cam shows on, but after thinking it over for a couple of days - i am still pissed off and a bit incredulous if i am honest.

A bit of back ground to start off, i was doing a cam show, no shocker there, on Chaturbate. I was in just a little vest and a pair of thong panties, no toys or anything else involved. i was just chatting whilst i did a bot of Wii Fit step exercise, tightening up my butt cheeks! The chat was going well, viewer numbers going up n some lovely comments about my ass n panties, when the cam stream stopped and a warning opened up from a site administrator. Reading the message 'warning about using over large toys in cam shows and pictures / videos' this may lead to suspension or blocking of your account. And hen a box for me to say i understood..

Thinking i would get an email i just cleared it so i could carry on with my show, but of course even in the 120ish seconds this took i had lost a lot of viewers, but i restarted my camera n exercise, continuing the chat.

Once i came off air, it was only about 25 mins, i checked my emails and nothing - so i rasied a contact me query, and got an answer.....

Under the rules no overly large toys or animal orientated toys can be used. Buttplug tails are allowed.


This was then defined as follows:

Objects may not be used as sex toys unless they are typically marketed and sold for that purpose. Overly large sex toys or animal-shaped sex toys may not be used on camera. Due to the United States obscenity law, sex toys may not be bigger than 12 inches or wider than a soda can

So, as the servers are based in America, you can't use big toys on a site that is a site built to allow anyone to sell their body n sex, to sell video's and pictures and anything they like, even raffles to have dates are allowed - you get to see live sexual activities, from wanking, sucking, fucking of the mouth, ass n pussy, group sex is allowed (DP, double anal, double vag, spit roasting....in fact any combination of male / female), but you can't use a big toy! I can shove 3 dildo's p my ass, so long as they aren't 2 big or thicker than a soda can!

So i could have 2 guys fucking my mouth n 2 more fucking my ass, and that is fine, but no dildo over 12". really!

So a dildo, a toy sold for sexualy enjoyment and perversion, like my ass destroyer dildo (it is marketed with this name on several toy sites) is against the rules on cam, but fine in pictures and video's.

Rant over, for now, i am just struggling to understand (and please don't forget that in some states in America it is LEGAL to marry a horse, but you can't use a big toy or even a Dragon Dildo on a sex camshow site).

So much for freedom in the free world. I am happy to use big toys, as are many of the other models, and i enjoy using them and gaping my ass, and in no way is anyone forced to watch, if tehy don't like what they see then move on to another cam.

Have a good day and i hope to see you in one of my chat shows, cum say hi n jerk off over me.

Fun on November 5th...

It's 5th November, Bonfire night, Fireworks night.... whatever you want to call it.

Me & housemate, plus his gf, are having a few friends round for a fireworks party - firepit going, beer, food n fireworks - and sparklers, never to big to have a sparkler n act like a kid as you write your name LOL

But, so that we can do the fireworks, housemate n me have been clearing all the leaves etc from the garden. Raking them up, cutting back shrubs as well as getting the firepit ready - we don't want to be slipping over on the wet leaves as we are trying to place / light the fireworks now do we....

And, as I teased on my twitter account earlier, I chose pink n gurly, see through rouched boyshorts as my panties today - keep my ass warm LOL And, more importantly ensure that my metal jewelled buttplug stayed in place - even more so once I added my OhMiBod deep in my butthole, buried right up inside me vibrating away - condom wrapped of course so I can pull it out again LOL.

Felt amazing, great way for guys to enjoy the remote vibes, and the reason I soooo want a Lovense Lush bullet vibe to stick in my butt, and the new Lovense Hush vibrating buttplug.

Anyway, felt great as I buzzed away as we worked, and if the OhMiBod touched the metal plug, the vibrations were quite intense lol.

Getting ready to party now, still in the boyshorts with buttplug but OhMiBod needs charging - worn it out haha.

Have a fun, and safe, bonfire night everyone xx

Poll results are in... am I Normal, Saucy, Dirty or plain Slutty?

After a few comments on my Twitter, I uploaded a post here (previous one to this) talking about how I had been rather horny, and ended up using a plastic drink bottle (initially new then filled with water) to satisfy my anal cravings.. and did this make me normal, saucy, dirty or slutty.

So, I posted a poll on my twitter page, pinned to the top for all my visitors to see.

It was open for 3 days, and I received just 44 responses - from nearly 18,000 followers - so not a high response rate :(

Anyway, the winner is - I am SLUTTY :) Voted by 59% of you.

Saucy          2%
Normal       16%
Dirty           23%
Slutty          59%

I have actually taken it as a compliment, I know I enjoyed myself, I know that I am gaining the confidence to be free and open about my sexual preferences and needs, open enough to talk about loving sex toys and what lube I use / like. And I have had several wonderful chats with the staff / management at my local adult store - Vibes Adult Boutique. These talks have really increased my self confidence, and trust in others - I hope to get a few new naughty photos taken in the store when I am shopping... butt plug shopping selfie sounds fun, or even just another one flashing more of my panties.

So I am happy to be slutty at times, I don't have any problems behaving in such a way in private, or in suitable public ways - i.e. on a camshow.

And dirty wasn't a high %, does this reflect that peoples views and acceptance are changing?

Anyway, have fun - enjoy being whatever you want to be and have a great day playing with your sex toys - I know I do / will!

Lena xx

saucy, horny, normal or slutty...

If you follow my Twitter you will know that I am a cross dresser, and one that is generally very horny, loves cock and cum and enjoys many aspects of the gay / sissy lifestyle including glory holes, random anonymous sex, dressing - in private and starting to go out more in public, and gay sauna's. On top of this I am quite active on the camshow scene, hosting my own shows on Chaturbate, Cams and YouKandy - not as often as I want, but hope to get to do more soon.

After having a great conversation on Twitter this morning, I am just asking you opinion - and I will be posting this as a poll on my Twitter profile page as well.

Bit of background. I was watching some gay webcam shows last night - involving, oral sex, anal sex and toys. Great cumshot in one that the guy swallowed and slurped it all up.

This obviously got me rather aroused, stroking myself and ended up riding one of my dildo's balls deep in my ass - posted a comment on twitter saying going to bed after a good dildo ride.

Woke up this morning, and my butthole was pulsating wonderfully (ladies - your pussies may feel / do the same after a good fuck / dildo session, but you will have to tell be that one LOL). And I was rather aroused thinking about my ass n one thing led to another, stroking n looking around for some relief. First thing I saw, and closest, that was a suitable size n weight was a bottle of drink that I had taken to bed with me - sports drink not alcoholic lol. So I tweeted, feeling horny only thing to hand was a bottle and led to conversation admitting I had fucked my ass with the bottle, and enjoyed it a lot.

Have you ever felt / done the same - when you are horny anything will do as a dildo - with your pussy / ass?

Does it make me:

• Normal horny guy
• Saucy n dirty guy
• Slutty

What do you think?

Let me know

Lena x

                                             

What is the point...

Earlier today I decided to expand the ways you, the public, could view my media. Or is another way, I thought I would get my video's n pictures on another website / server to get more views n hopefully purchases - capitalism wins all the way LOL

Anyway, I created a youtude account, and added the 'age restriction' option so that no underage viewers could see my video's, unless they lied and got round the verification processes - and that would be a YouTube problem not mine.

I checked the guidelines that said not to upload anything that was illegal in the country of origin, in this case the UK.

So, I uploaded a video of me dildo'ing my ass - a POV one that is also available on my youkandy profile for FREE.

Anyway, it was online, and had started to clock up the views when I got an update to say that YouTube had removed it and issued me with a warning as it breached their rules.

So, it was behind their age restrictions and had nothing in it that was illegal - just me, my ass n my dildo - go take a look at YouKandy and let me know what you think. Seems a bit of a pointless option then, so you can upload an adult themed video so long as it doesn't contain and intimate / adult or sexual images!

rant over lol

What to do on a friday night in....

Can't decide what to do on a Friday night, at home... and not just any Friday, but a bank holiday weekend Friday at that!

I didn't fancy going to the pub with a few friends, instead opted to stay at home n watch a bit of tv with my housemate n his girlfriend.

we have had a few laughs at graham Norton, but now what....

to late to go out, n I am now feeling the need for something filling, something manly hard n ass filling to be exact lol

so quandary... do I resist n go to bed horny with maybe a little fingering n wanking...

wait till housemate n his gf get to bed n either sleep or have some noisy sex n then dildo fuck my ass with whatever comes to hand quickest....

or what?

you tell me!

crossdress, toys, cam & cum... plans for today

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So excited.....

I am soooo excited, just checked and the website I saw the #OhMiBod Vibe 2.0 on has them back in stock !

Needless to say I was straight on and ordered myself one, and an extra bottle of lube - just in case LOL

Now, I can't wait to get it... the days till it arrives are going to seem never ending, and then I am guessing the wait till I can try it will just be hell - I house share with a str8 guy, he is fine with me being a gay #crossdresser, I think I have blogged about how he, and his gf, washed my #panties  #skirts etc and doesn't have a problem with my wandering round the house in #lingerie or #leggings etc etc. But he does draw the line at me playing with toys in front of him, he he saw me once with a #dildo up my #ass n has said it doesn't offend him, just not want to see it - but I can keep trying as he is kinda cute hehe

Anyway, I digress. The #OhMiBod will be mine, and I can do cam shows on Cams.com and / or Chaturbate. Maybe even a new site I have found, but not cam'd on yet - Play with me

Anyway, this is getting me a bit hard in my Boux Avenue panties, so off to 'calm down'


                

no #ohmibod yet... but not letting that stop me LOL

As I am sitting here typing this post I don't yet have the #ohmibod vibe 2 that I said I was going to buy.... I completed it and just as I hot checkout now... it went out of stock, they were meant to get some back in on Monday, but the supplier was out of stock as well... so still waiting. Guess it is as the price is so much cheaper than any other site I have seen it on. Found another one, on the US Amazon, so will get from there if I have to - slightly more expensive but a lot longer to wait - UK site was 2 days, Amazon US will be 18-24 days!

But, mu butthole is still throbbing and pulsing with lust and post play tingles.

Had the larger of my 2 metal jewelled buttplugs in all day, then had a session with my dildo's... started of with my smalles, a black tyrone one, still bout 8" n quite thick, then onto my big white dildo cock... before finishing on my monster fuck off big black dildo - here it is call the Black Destroyer - oh my fuck it is very thick and huge, and felt amazing as I eased it into my hole.

I had meant to just hold it there for a bit, just the head inside my ring, as not played with it for a few weeks.. but lust took over and I couldn't help but start to ride up n down, taking several inches of the thick shaft into my ass - god it felt good and as I pulled off it made me squirt, I pee'd everywhere lol.

So still having fun as I wait to get one of the seemingly very very popular ohmibod toys.



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