Visit to Vibez Adult Boutique, Aylesford, Maidstone

 I have been meaning to write this for some time, since last year in fact!

I have a few sex / adult stores near me, but by far the best is Vibez Adult Boutique in Aylesford, Maidstone, kent. (Directions)

Not just because of the amazing, constantly updated, type and variety of toys (Dildo's, butt plugs, gapers, bondage, vibrators, anal depth trainers and more) for beginners and experienced (i.e. sluts like me) users, from the small to the massive. as well as lingerie, fetish wear, role play / dress up, shoes and of course the all important lubes, condoms, poppers etc. On top of all this, and a major reason why I love this store and go back as often as I can (I could spend my annual salary there is so much to chose from that I want), is the amazing staff - they are always so welcoming, so helpful and non judegmental.

When I first went I was a shy newbie, in man mode after work, but with the confidence they have given me to be more 'me' I now visit in full fem clothes from high heels / boots, skirts n tops & bodysuits with my DD breastforms proudly on display (as is my bra quite often too LoL. And I styill feel comfortable, relaxed and happy to browse.

They also have a changing room, with wonderful mirrors and a ring light (they know we like to take changing room pics hehe).

I will be going back soon, I need to get some new poppers (On my last visit I was given a recommendation for my first ever poppers) and noew need more, and maybe a new version to try) as well as a travel lube bottle to replace one I have lost. I am sure I will be browsing toys, lingerie and clothes as well - trying to resit whilst being so tempted!

A question I keep hearing - 'Why would you want to have bottom surgery?'

 I  have been asked so many times on my socials / sites, as well as seen it being asked in chat rooms and comments on video's.

Well, it isn't for everyone for starters. I randomly think about it, and the desire (and need) to not just have a pussy, an extra hole, but to NOT have my limp little (or now tiny as it shrinks the mere anal I have) boiclitty cock.

That said, between those times I do enjoy feeling my limp boiclotty (it goes soft n limp as soon as I am penetrated in my ass) flop around as i get fucked, mimicking the noise made by the man;s balls slapping against me as he rails me hehe

An extra hole, means being able to take (at least) one more cock... the idea of 3 cocks making me air tight makes me so horny.

What are you thoughts?

Sexual Health - get tested regularly for your own, and partners, safety and have fun (UPDATED July 2026)

If you follow my on my socials (Twitter or OnlyFans, not on my ManyVids yet but will when I next get tested) you may have seen that I have been getting myself tested for sexually transmitted infections (STI's) for a while now. I have never tested positive or had a 'partner' scare.

But, I believe it is important for myself, anyone I have sex with as well as any of our future partners and the Adult / Sex Worker industry. So I did some research, thanks to Google, and after checking out a few options found SH.UK, a UK based company that offers free testing in some areas, including mine. Easy to sign up, few easy questions (be honest with your answers to make sure you get the right test(s) and away we went, superb service and I feel happier, knowing I am looking after myself, my partners and clients.

Bit if background, I am a very sexually active gay crossdresser. I do camshows, shoots and meets when I can/work allows (unfortunately being a sex worker isn't my main source of income yet, but hopefully will be one day) and will be doing more bookable meets where we can make content or just have fun, 1 in 1 or I am up for groups using me. I prefer bareback, feels so much nicer and amazing when a guy blows his load, nuts in my ass or mouth. But respect my clients wishes, so if they want to use condoms I wouldn't object. I also like casual sex, regularly visiting my local gay sauna and other public places for as much sex, cock and cum as I can get. So testing is important.

I am lucky to live in the UK, and in an area where I can get regular free sexual health testing, with an online account that provides links to verify my health status to anyone that needs to know, as often as I need to share. I go online, answer a few questions and they send me the kit, plain packaging and has full easy to understand instructions, everything you will need and a pre paid box to send it all back in. Mine usually comprises of blood and urine samples as well as oral and anal swabs. It takes me less than 10 mins to do all of the samples now, clean up n packaged ready to send to the lab. You get regular sms updates and it is such a quick and easy thing to do.

So I am tested for Chlamydia, Gonorrhoea, HIV and Syphilis at the moment.

The point behind this article isn't to say I am STI free, but an ask. To get yourself tested, whether you regular have unprotected sex with multiple partners like me, or just once and are worried. 

Check out this site, and local health clinics and testing services - Google is an amazing source of info as is your local sexual health clinic. Search and find out how you can help protect the sex worker industry, us as sex workers, our clients and families... the list goes on xxxxx

Thank you for reading,

Lena xx

UPDATE

I should have added during the week, as a good gurly sex worker, I have ordered a new test kit, at present I do it every 3 months, should I do it more often? How often do you get tested as a sex worker?

Update - 13th March 2023

Ordered my latest test kit, been 3 months since my last one already.

Amazingly it arrived the following day, took me less than 10 mins to unpack and do my 4 samples - oral and anal swabs (don't get them mixed up lol), pee sample and blood. Back in the post and off for testing.

Update - July 2026

I am still using this amazing free service, every 3 months to get tested and have now added a Hep C test as well, keeping us all safe and enjoying raw sex, cream pie's n creamy mouthfuls

ME1 Gay Sauna - unplanned visit

 Taking advantage of my day finishing earlier than expected yesterday, always good when meetings finish early rather than late!

Took a trip to ME1 Gay Sauna in Rochester, Kent. I haven't had the time or opportunity to go for ages, and I love the chance to chill, relax and enjoy being naked in the hot tub, steam room and sauna as well as the play rooms, sex rooms and dark areas - cock n cum whilst relax, feel better and watch wonderful gay porn - what could be better.

I knew I didn't have much time spare, but even a couple of hours was worth the reasonable entrance fee (and they now take card as well as cash payments).

So arrived, paid n entered. Stripped down to my little pink thong panties then realised I didn't have a towel, so walked back to reception with my bare ass wiggling to get one. The towel was smaller than previously, not even going round my waist to cover up - not a problem, I love being naked there and the rule of no nudity in the coffee lounge seems to have gone. 

Since my last visit, and during the horrible times of covid, they have refurbished the rooms, with more sex benches, beds and couches, bigger and better for multi layer n person fun.

Anyway, it is def worth a visit, check out their website for pics, open hours etc.

I am a good slut, i take regular sti tests now, at least every 3 months - and as a resident of Medway I am able to use a free NHS sponsored service and get my results in a few days.

So, the important bit - did I have any fun.

I arrived about 3.30pm, and the place was quite busy, lots of guys wandering around, sounds of moaning and fucking.

I showered, lubed up my hole (free lube and condoms available all around the venue) and went in search of cock!

I sucked one guy off in the sauna, before we headed back into the showers and i got a good taste of his cock and cum, all swallowed.

Next I had some fun in the dark area, a group of guys surrounded me and after wanking a few of them i dropped to my knees n started to suck, one guy insisted on wearing a condom to get blown and after a while the taste of latex put me off so i headed down to the lounge for a free coffee.

After that i wandered around, sucked a few more cocks but although busy with guys I struggled to find a top to fuck my ass, ended up fingering myself with an ass blast as I watched porn - but that is just pot luck, as you never know what guys will be in these venues.

Anyway, it was still fun and worth the £13 to relax, suck some cocks and swallow 4 loads of cum.

Hope to be back there soon, for longer and get my ass pounded raw n hard, filled with cum and left a cum soaked n filled cock slut hehe.

should UK sex shops be more like US / European stores?

If you follow any of my social media profiles, you will know that I live my local adult/sex store (Vibez Adult Boutique) and could spend so much time, and even more money, buying some of there wonderful sex toys, outfits and lingerie.

But, and thus is in no way a criticism of them or other UK based sex / adult stores, reading some articles, blogs and posts about those in the US and mainland Europe, they offer much more in the way of personal / intimate services.

From glory hole booths, porn film viewing and even rooms for sex. In many customers can be semi or completely nude, posing and playing with themselves and toys in full view of anyone and everyone that wants to look or watch.

Now, I am not saying we should open them up as seedy sex arena's, but the booths and being able to pose in some of their products / outfits or even your own does sound fun

I would happily visit the booths n give oral relief through the glory holes, with or without porn. And, it is no secret, that I would love to pose in the store for photo's, in and amongst the displays, over the counter, on my knees... you get the picture lol In my own lingerie or clothes, or in some i had or would purchase, or again I would be happy to pose with and using some of the sex toys, lingerie, bdsm or outfits for them to use as promo material on their website n socials (discrete of course). But we aren't allowed- our laws don't allow a legal seller of butt plugs, for example, to show prospective purchasers HOW they are meant to be used. We all know of friends or followers that are to shy and so innocent that they would need guidance and instructions, some of us were/are or would be just as unknowing about some items that you can buy inshore or online. By showing them it would increase sales and I would imagine make things safer for users - not having to rely on Google searches and videos that may not be accurate or safe to copy!

Just a thought, and personal opinion. Many adult stores may not agree with or want to do these type of things, or others, but should they have the option? 

Such a thrill, going out to Adult Store dressed fem n gurly

If you have read my previous blog, on the latest and wonderful addition to my anal toy collection, you will know that last Thursday, 05th December 2019, i visited my favorite Adult Sex Shop - Vibez Adult Boutique store, originally intending just to buy some delay / numbing spray for my butthole. But, more importantly I had shared on my twitter feed the night before that i wanted to go dressed fem n gurly, with pics of options that i was considering - heeled ankle boots (that make a magnificent sound as you walk in them), female low rise hipster jeans, some sexy lace panties (of course) and a choice of grey or peach / pastel orange top, with / without bra n whether to also have my DD fake boobies in as well.

So the evening of the 5th arrived, and on the way home from work i stopped at a relatively discrete place - in the entrance gate to a field but it was clearly visible from the adjacent M20, even more so as there was a street light opposite where i stopped. Here i stripped out of a boring suit n tie, slipped on the hipster jeans and ankle boots and i went for the grey t shirt, a bit less fem but more see through, but no bra or boobies (which i soon regretted!). So dressed i got out of the car to wiggle my ass in the jeans and get them nice n low, after all why wear lace panties of not to show them off, and put man clothes in the back of the car. I then headed off towards Aylesford and Vibez - btw it feels so good driving in these boots with their heel, not ready to drive in stiletto heels yet.

Upon arriving at Vibez, i did have a few nerves as there were several cars in the spaces and didn't want to be ridiculed, slipping a fleece on as comfort blanket. Anyway, i headed in, heels clicking loudly on the concrete outside then store floor. And it felt fantastic.

As i entered i was immediately greeted by the son of the owners, who are always so welcoming and put you at ease. We chatted for a while, and as we did so i could hear a man/women couple browsing behind me and they could clearly see my boots and panties, if not knowing the jeans were female ones. I was loving it! After probably 5 mins chatting i started to browse, looking around and seeing some wonderful toys (one of which ended up in my hands later to buy n ride as soon as i could).

So, as i wandered around i got more n more confident and could feel my jeans riding low n panties high as i bent to look at products and walked around, admiring the toy selection, bondage gear and the  the dress up out fits, dresses and lingerie - oh my they have some yummy bra / pantie sets, panties, corsets n dresses with a new range coming 2020 too. I was feeling so good, the fleece came off and i proudly walked round as a gurly(ish) customer - getting told that next time i should come as fem as i wanted, boobs, wigs, skirt or whatever i wanted to wear!

I headed back to the 1st toys i had viewed, picked up the Destructor buttplug and some delay spray, heading to the till and paid as chatted about xmas n stuff.

As i left i put my purchases in the car and had to take some photos, as proof, and to share - here they are.

I felt so exhilarated, such a rush and release and so relaxed, confident and happy. smiling as i drove home, still dressed female x x

  

  

    

Strange things that pop into a gurly mind overnight

Whilst laying in bed last night, or early this morning, i started thinking about something that i am sure will have occured to all gay, #gurly, #sissy or bi guys as well as many women.

What was it about you may ask? Well, #anal sex and always being prepared!

By prepared i don't mean having #lube available or condoms if you don't like #bareback. I mean in the cleaned out kinda way (being polite about it).

We are all, whether we like or indulge in #analsex or not, aware of what our wonderful tight back passages were intended for. And those of us that do like (or love) it up the #ass are aware that there are many options and suggested ways of preparing said passage to take a #cock and what we don't want to happen whilst being #fucked. I am sure there are lots of methods i have never seen or heard of, and that we all have our own preferred personal routine to prep for a session. Whether that's a self enema, using a douche or playing with #buttplug's and/or #dildo's or a combination of methods.

Personally, i have tried all if these on their own or a selection and it does depend on what i am planning or expecting,  time scales and other recent #anal action. In fact, i have even sat in a toilet, #lubed up my #butthole n fingers and basically fingered n semi fisted my #ass till it cleaned out, so that i could enjoy some unplanned #anal play n sex.

But, my question is - does anyone have a regular routine , that they are willing to share, that they do to ensure they are always ready to get their #ass fucked without any messy consequences (which i know can sometimes happen anyway) or rushed clear outs? If so, please comment here or #DM me on my twitter @Lena_cd if you want to remain anonymous and i will post it for you.

Great time at un-planned visit to ME1 Sauna (Rochester, Kent)

Any of you that follow my Twitter account will know that yesterday, Saturday 06th April, i went out to the pub with some friends for lunch, wearing a pair of my new thong panties from Dirty Bitch Clothing, you can follow them on Twitter too.

So yesterday i decided to wear the pair saying 'CREAMPIE ME', and knowing that made me feel very sexy all day.

Met up with friends, we had a great lunch, even though drinking coffee as i was driving. Several hours later (until yesterday i never knew that at Wetherspoons you get to refill your coffee cup as many times as you want to!) left to head home, but found myself driving past ME1 gay sauna, which wasn't on my quickest way home LOL.

Anyway, i headed inside knowing that i couldn't stay too long, and stripped in the locker room making sure that as many of the guys saw my ass in the black thong panties and the slogan on the front hehe.

I have never been at the weekend before, so it was busier than i have ever seen it over the years, and there were lots of hot guys (and cocks) wandering around.

I showered, and prepped my butthole with some lube, working it 4 fingers deep so that i was ready for action at any moment - despite not planning on going i was horny as hell and desperate to get me some cock & cum.

After a brief chill out in the steam room, watching the porn on the screens, i headed up to the themes zone, wandering around I found that they have added a 'dark sensory room' since my last visit.

As i walked through the curtain I felt a hand on my ass (which was freshly shaved and nice n smooth), which started stroking and groping my butt cheeks - now this was getting me fucking horny as hell which i guessed he realised as i pushed my ass back onto his hand and moaned when his finger tip brushed my wet hole.

Whilst he groped my ass, my hands wandered and found his growing cock under his towel, which got bigger as i stroked n squeezed it, before slipping my hand under the towel and getting a good grip of his hard throbbing shaft.

As i started to gently(ish) wank him i led him further into the room, dropping to my knees and taking him in my mouth, slurping n sucking his bellend as my lips pushed his foreskin back. He was a nice size, and i took him all into my throat as i gave him a wet, sloppy and noisy blowjob which soon got a few guys watching n standing around us stroking their cocks.

It didn't take long before he pulled out and blew his load into my mouth and face, tasting salty n yummy - boy did he twitch as i licked his bellend clean and swallowed as much of his cum as i could.

Without waiting i turned n saw a big long thick cock and another long decent cock - stroking each other off. I took the big one in my mouth first, as much as i could anyway as he was thick (helped by the cockring he had on) and wanked the 2nd guy, then swapped over - taking it i turns to suck n wank them off, with a 3rd (and maybe 4th i am not 100% sure) guy groping my ass n fingering my sloppy butthole. I was enjoying sucking them off and so were they by the noises, and as the 2nd guy blew his load into my throat with a load groan, i swallowed my 2nd load of the day. At this point i realised that there was a hard fuck going on somewhere behind me, hearing the balls slapping on ass cheeks with grunts n moans lol.

I needed to be fucked like that, so stood and looked at the guys around me and went across the building to another play room, laying over a padded round bench / table with my lubed ass high n spread - again enjoying the porn on the screens.

The guy with the big thick cock appeared behind me (thank god) and slid his wonderful cock into my ass, popping me open as i moaned load n happy.

I could tell he enjoyed the feel of my ass, as he slid balls deep into me, not just by the groan but he grabbed my hips n held me impaled on his throbbing manhood, not that i was going anywhere hehe.

As he started to pound, getting faster n faster, pulling n thrusting as he fucked me hard n fast i was moaning n groaning, begging him to fuck me n cum in me. I can safely say that this was the biggest white cock i have ever taken and i loved every minute, about 10 of them, as he fucked me hard n deep, every thrust slapping his balls on my shaved ass n sack, till with one last grab of my hips he spunked deep into my ass, and it felt amazing.

He pulled out, slapping my ass as a thanks, n as he moved off a 2nd guy moved into position, pressing his cock against my open n willing hole, although this time i could feel the condom on his dick.

With a wiggle of my ass he got the message that i wanted him, and he slammed into me. It was good, so good as he took over pounding my slutty fuck hole, grinding his dick into me and his shaved balls slapping against mine felt wonderful - i am shaved n like guys that are also shaved, the skin to skin contact is wonderful, but don't say no to any dick). I was soon moaning again, quite vocal as  i enjoyed the cock satisfying my needs.

After a few minutes i felt him swell n pulsate as his cum spurted into the condom, not wanting to waste a drop of the wonderful stuff i turned as he pulled out n tried to get hold of his cock so i could drink the cum n suck him clean but he moved off saying he needed to shower (i did wonder if i was the 1st guy he had fucked n he felt dirty maybe?).

Anyway, there was still 1 more guy wanting my ass, so i happily bent over again n felt him stroke my ass as he added a bit more lube to my hole, before slipping his cock into me (bareback) till his balls rested against me. he held me like that, and i did moan a bit as it felt so good, and then omg, he pulled out n proceeded to fuck me so hard the bench started to lift n bang and move as he thrust into me. He was rough, hard n fucked me silly and i was getting very noisy n loved it, god it was good, and wonderfully i knew i had more cum heading my way too.

He lasted longer than i thought he would, with the hard pounding he was giving me, but soon i again felt a cock swell n pulsate as he got ready to fill me with more cum, and he shot lots, at least 5 or 6 spurts that i could feel, and then fell against me, as exhausted n drained as i felt. With a kiss to my neck n a grope of my ass cheeks he pulled out and i got to suck his cock clean, the taste of his cock, my ass, his creamy cum n a bit of lube was amazing.

I realised i been there about an hour by now, n needed to leave, so headed back to the steam room - rather breathless but happy n holding 2 loads of cum in my belly n another 2 up my ass. After a few mins i showered the sweat off of, dressed in my cheeky panties n wet open butthole as i bent right over to put them so anyone that looked could see my used hole, before dressing and heading home.

yesterday was a wonderful day lol

Hope your's was too, Lena x

A trip to the sauna really can be a lot of fun

I recently took a trip to my local sauna, to be exact - my local Gay friendly sauna - ME1 in Rochester, and it was so much fun!

As i promised on my twitter feed, I am going to share that wonderful experience with you all now.

Brief summary - feeling horny (shocker) so decided to take a quick afternoon trip to the sauna, see what guys were there and what fun i could have. And boy did i get some fun. From a variety of guys i ended up taking 8 cum shots in less than 2 hours. Swallowed 2 loads, 1 facial, 1 over my back and 4 guys nutted in my ass - and god it was glorious.

Arrived, and welcomed by the ever friendly staff, even when 'new' to the sauna scene and making my 1st few visits, they always make it relaxing and fun, no pressure or judging at all - no matter how noisy you get whilst getting your ass ploughed by hot guys lol.

So, stripped of in the locker room - wish they allowed camera's as i felt like posing in my skimpy g string panties as soon as i was down to just them. Anyway, left the locker room with towel around my waist, compulsory in this area n lounge as can be seen from doorway. But, as soon as i was in the sauna proper  off it came an i walked round wiggling my freshly shaved ass n bits.

To get myself fully relaxed n ready 4 action i headed downstairs to the steam room, left my towel outside, grabbing a free lube, and headed in. There were already 2 guys in there, 1 on his back watching the porn screens, and as i became accustomed to the room i could hear him slowly wanking n moaning, which soon had me stroking my smooth ball bag n licking my lips. Needless to say i was over by his side in less than 2 mins, replacing his hand with mine on his big curved dick, and soon after my mouth was sliding round his bellend n taking his shaft into my cheeks. He smelt and tasted wonderful, and i loved the feel as i started to suck him further & deeper into my throat, slurping and sucking up n down, running tongue n teeth over every bit of his solid cock. I am guessing he liked it as he pulled my head off, moaning 'Oh god' before sitting up, allowing me to kneel, as a gurly should, n worship his cock. Happy to oblige i was soon slurping n moaning with lust, as i deep throated him, feeling him getting harder n his hands on my head pulling me into him. At this point the other guy started to stroke n finger my ass, fine by me, and i continued to blow the guy until with one deep thrust he spurted down my throat - superb start, i was so glad i decided to visit.

It was now the 2nd guys turn, but he said he was too hot n we headed out to the showers, which are open plan group showers. 2 Guys were already in there washing off, but that wasn't going to put me off. As soon as we were into the water i was on my knee's again sucking him off, and he tasted good too - and was super horny. It can only have been 2 or 3 mins max and he pulled out of my mouth, n said he wanted to give me a facial - so i knelt, head up n mouth open as he jerked himself to climax with a few strokes, and spunked all over my face - 2 loads of cum already hehe.

i wandered round, stopped in one of the upper floor play rooms and watched as 2 guys wanked off, and offered to help - sucking one guy till he groaned, said he wasn't ready to cum yet and i was gonna suck him dry, so he moved off to relax.

Time to rest my mouth, n knees lol, so i headed 1st to the sauna, then chilled off in the jacuzi, before i grabbed my towel n hit the lounge for a coffee.

Rest over i headed back upstairs, fresh lube pouch in hand. Back in the playrooms i sat down on a sofa next to a guy that was enjoying the porn, n his hand soon left his dick n stroked my leg, tickling my balls n getting me randy as fuck - i am a sucker for hard cock (pardon the pun). Surprisingly i was soon on my knee's again sucking him off n wanted more as his moaning got louder n faster, standing n turning to offer him my lubed hole at eye level - asking if he wanted to fuck me now, then sat in his lap n wiggled on his cock. This seemed to do the trick as his cock was soon probing my hole, as i sat on his bare cock balls deep in one move, that made us both groan lol. I was enjoying riding him, and it felt great, but he wanted to control and get deeper, so i stood off of him and learnt over the waist high padded table, ass cheeks spread n begging for his cock. He was soon back in me, and pounded me hard, thrusting into me as i took on the vocal role of a whore hehe, begging him to fuck me harder n cum deep in my ass, which he promptly obliged by shooting his load deep into me. Being a good gurly i surprised him buy turning and sucking his cock clean from my ass n his cum.

doing good so far, and i was happy as a slut in a cock house lol as i moved to the next door playroom.

Again, couple of guys fondling each other n enjoying the free porn, so i joined n started to stroke them both, which was welcomed - they may have been watching n knew i was the noisy cock hungry slut, but as if i cared!

Soon changed to me kneeling, surprise surprise, with one guy in my mouth n my ass high n wide in the air - begging for cock. 2nd guy was getting stroked off by the guy i was sucking, n he reached over n started to finger my soggy hole. i was loving the attention n cock, even more so when i felt a 2nd hand start to stroke my ass cheeks, slap me and then take over the fingering - with 2 fingers now up my ass. I was slurping, moaning n loving it all, getting vocal n noisy again, and then i felt that wonderful sensation - the tip of a hard cock against my butthole - and instantly pushed back wanting him inside me, and happily he was game n slipped it in, popping his tip inside before easing his thick cock into me balls deep, n started to fuck me.

the guy i was sucking off seemed to like me moaning round his cock and moving back n forth as i was spit roasted, till the guy behind pulled out. Initially i was sad, and empty, till i felt what i thought was his cock at my hole again. But it wasn't him, OMG it wasn't him - this guy felt fucking huge, and a quick look over my shoulder confirmed it was a BBC taking my white ass - yummy! He eased in, obviously a bit concerned that his big fat long cock would hurt or be to much, till he had opened me up with his monster bellend and felt how wet i was - so to my delight he grabbed my hips n gave me a good fucking, slamming into my again, n again, n again - by now i was in heaven, cock in my mouth n 2 guys tag teaming my ass, who wouldn't be happy. What i wasn't aware of then was a 3rd guy standing back watching, till the black buy pulled out n called him over for a go. My ass was sloppy as hell by now, and i was moaning, groaning n making a LOT of noise as i got fucked, as teh 3 guys took it in turns to ravish my ass, to plunder my backdoor n abuse my ring - or, make me very happy haha.

To soon, the 1st guy groaned n asked where i wanted his cum - can u guess? yep, deep in my ass was my desire - n so load number 2 shot into my anal passage. This was 2 much for the guy i was blowing as he stood n groaned he wanted to shoot over my back - which he promptly did as the black guy took his turn to fuck me and then blow his huge load into my ass, pulling out n teh 3rd guy slammed in n shot almost instantly.

I have to admit, i wanted to suck them clean but i collapsed forwards n just panted, showing what i can only imagine to be a gaping creamy butthole to one n all.

When i got my breathe back they had gone, n i stood n sat on the sofa, sticking to it with my cum covered back (oops). As i sat there i could feel the gloopy mixed up 4 loads of cum start to leak, so scooped n licked my fingers - swallowing every drop that came out.

Satisfied n happy i headed down to the showers, dressed n headed home - 1 very happy n cum filled slut - although g string panties with no panty liner don't catch much post fuck lube and/or cum lol.

It was a great couple of hours, soon to be repeated i hope n recommended for all to try.

No big toys on a sex show site, really!

I wasn't going to write this post, as it may lose me a site to host my cam shows on, but after thinking it over for a couple of days - i am still pissed off and a bit incredulous if i am honest.

A bit of back ground to start off, i was doing a cam show, no shocker there, on Chaturbate. I was in just a little vest and a pair of thong panties, no toys or anything else involved. i was just chatting whilst i did a bot of Wii Fit step exercise, tightening up my butt cheeks! The chat was going well, viewer numbers going up n some lovely comments about my ass n panties, when the cam stream stopped and a warning opened up from a site administrator. Reading the message 'warning about using over large toys in cam shows and pictures / videos' this may lead to suspension or blocking of your account. And hen a box for me to say i understood..

Thinking i would get an email i just cleared it so i could carry on with my show, but of course even in the 120ish seconds this took i had lost a lot of viewers, but i restarted my camera n exercise, continuing the chat.

Once i came off air, it was only about 25 mins, i checked my emails and nothing - so i rasied a contact me query, and got an answer.....

Under the rules no overly large toys or animal orientated toys can be used. Buttplug tails are allowed.


This was then defined as follows:

Objects may not be used as sex toys unless they are typically marketed and sold for that purpose. Overly large sex toys or animal-shaped sex toys may not be used on camera. Due to the United States obscenity law, sex toys may not be bigger than 12 inches or wider than a soda can

So, as the servers are based in America, you can't use big toys on a site that is a site built to allow anyone to sell their body n sex, to sell video's and pictures and anything they like, even raffles to have dates are allowed - you get to see live sexual activities, from wanking, sucking, fucking of the mouth, ass n pussy, group sex is allowed (DP, double anal, double vag, spit roasting....in fact any combination of male / female), but you can't use a big toy! I can shove 3 dildo's p my ass, so long as they aren't 2 big or thicker than a soda can!

So i could have 2 guys fucking my mouth n 2 more fucking my ass, and that is fine, but no dildo over 12". really!

So a dildo, a toy sold for sexualy enjoyment and perversion, like my ass destroyer dildo (it is marketed with this name on several toy sites) is against the rules on cam, but fine in pictures and video's.

Rant over, for now, i am just struggling to understand (and please don't forget that in some states in America it is LEGAL to marry a horse, but you can't use a big toy or even a Dragon Dildo on a sex camshow site).

So much for freedom in the free world. I am happy to use big toys, as are many of the other models, and i enjoy using them and gaping my ass, and in no way is anyone forced to watch, if tehy don't like what they see then move on to another cam.

Have a good day and i hope to see you in one of my chat shows, cum say hi n jerk off over me.

Fun at the Gay Sauna, had myself some big black cock

Well, after a few weeks of frustrating lack of any sexual release, from wanking myself off, playing on cam for you sexy guyz n gurlz - other than a few quick chill out shows on Chaturbate - or visits to my local Gay Sauna - ME1 in Rochester, I have finally managed to get the time & opportunity to visit the sauna, and boy was it worth it.

I spent a couple of hours there late this afternoon, and they were fun filled hours - I sucked 6 cocks, swallowed 3 loads and took 2 in the ass, bareback style of course. Oh, and I got rimmed too.

I will get to the 2 black guys, with their gorgeous big black cocks, in a bit..... but first

When I got there, I showered n lubed up my butthole - getting it ready for some action (or at least I hoped to get some action!)

1st guy, in the steam room n he followed me in and started to stroke my leg, then my cock, running his hands over my shaved balls n tops of my legs. I started to stroke his cock, and soon he was nice n hard with a bulbous bellend that had a very big ridge. He knelt, sucking me off as I sat on the bench and it felt great as I fingered my ass. A few minutes in I wanted his cock, to taste him n feel him twitch in my mouth, so I moved him off and knelt in front of him, stroking his balls as I sucked him deep, he wasn't huge so deepthroat was nice n easy. I couldn't take it for long, I wanted to be fucked, I NEEDED to be fucked, he was hot in the steam so we moved to one of the private booths, wity the door closed at his request not mine - I wanted my ass open to any other guys to join in lol. I continued to suck him off to keep him hard, before kneeling n spreading my cheeks for his cock. he popped his bellend in and oh yes it made me moan out loud, getting louder as he pounded me. After bout 10 mins he stopped, n I sucked him clean, but he didn't cum yet, he wanted more n to spend more time at the sauna b4 he shot his load.

So I went on the cock hunt lol, and soon had another guy in the sauna room, in my mouth. Giving him a deep sucking till he shot his sweet salty load down my throat.

Time for the next, I went up to the top floor and laid on one of the circular benches / tables (all padded) n watched the porn as I fingered my ass. Soon had a guy come round n stick his big uncut cock into my face and as I opened up he thrust in and face fucked me, before moving round behind me and spreading my legs started to stroke his fingers down my ass crack and tease my butthole, making me twitch as I needed to be fucked again. But he had other idea's, as I found out when his tongue touched my hole, making me moan n buck my hips into his face. He gave my ass a great rimming I have to say.

At this point a black guy came round and was watching, n as I reached out my hand he moved closer so I could stroke his cock, making him drop his towel and let me see his #bbc, his gorgeous big black uncut cock/ I merrily sucked away and he then fucked my face, making me gag n slurp all over his member. I soon begged him to fuck me, and he promised he would in a few minutes as he walked off leaving me gagging for more.

With a few mins to spare I sat on a sofa n waited, stroking to the porn, and keeping myself amused by sucking off another guy quickly as he watched me - pulling him into my mouth n wanking / sucking till he exploded, quite noisily lol.

Just finished licking my lips as my black cock returned, and I was very quickly laying on the table, on my side as he fingered my ass, then slipped his cock in - gently at first, seeing how I reacted to his thick shaft - soon commenting 'man u want this cock don't you' - maybe as I was pushing my ass back onto him, trying to get more cock inside me as I moaned, n moaned, n moaned lol. We switched up so I was laying back on my front, him one leg up and in he pushed, sliding balls deep much to my satisfaction, bareback cock is sooo good. He then built up speed, slapping into me and god it felt amazing, but he wanted better purchase as we kept slipping. I, very happily, dropped to my knees on the floor and leaning forward gave him my ass, and he gave me a good hard fuck, slamming his dick in n out as his balls slapped me, before unloading up my ass with an almighty groan. At which point I sucked him clean again too, luv Ass to Mouth, especially if the guy has cum in me too.

So, whilst still on my knees another black guy joined in, and I happily bent over again as he wanted my ass. This guy was even bigger, thicker and longer, with an uncut bellend. he pushed his tip in and I knew it was going to be good as I stretched open a bit more, and moaned like a cock happy slut (which I was / am LOL). Before long, literally a few strokes in and he was doing the rifleman, pounding my horny ass, slamming his balls into me with every thrust, as I pushed back to make sure I got all of him, then he moved again, up on both feet as he fucked me senseless, OMG I was noisy and luving it. He was pounding so hard my gurly boi-clit, shaved cock hehe, and balls were slapping back n forth with a lovely sound. he gave me a good hard n long ride, pounding me into another world, saying how much I loved n wanted his cock as I pushed back onto him and what a great ass I had, what an amazing fuck I was (sounds good to me!). But, he had to blow eventually n he even asked where I wanted it, to which I said 'you choose, anywhere is fine by me - like right where u r now' so he did. He pulled on my hips, getting every bit of his big thick cock inside me and then pulsated n exploded his creamy load nto me as he grunted n moaned, thrusting again n again as he emptied his balls deep, deep inside my ass - and I loved every squirt. When he relaxed n pulled out, I enjoyed the look on his face and moan as I took his cock into my mouth n sucked / licked him clean (and hard again to lol). Of he went, a happy man.

I moved to the Jacuzzi to relax, and here sucked my last guy off, enjoying the bubbles as he squirted a load into my throat.

All in all a very fun n enjoyable afternoon - leaving me wanting more, and forgetting to ask if they rent out the sauna for an hour or so (before or after opening) to take some pics of me dressed, playing with toys n hopefully a guy or 2... fucking my ass n mouth n filling / covering me in cum.

Unexpected sex can be so much fun ...

If you joined me on my Chaturbate cam show earlier today, you will know I was talking about my very wet, lubed up and fucked butthole after a casual encounter in a local public toilet!

My day started normally. got up n slobbed around a bit in leggings n t shirt till I showered, shaved my bits n popped in a buttplug. Slipped on a pair of red lacy thong panties, and then boring man clothes over the top.

After this, headed out to town to get a few bits I needed.

Whilst out I slowly felt my metal jewelled buttplug start to slip around and new that my ass was self lubing with some tasty buttjuice. I was going to ignore it till got home, enjoying the sensations as it slipped around inside me and in / out a bit too, but decided I could do with a pee as well.

So, headed off to a set of public toilets in the shopping centre, at about 12.30-13.00. Paid my 20p and went to a cubicle planning on having my pee whilst I pulled out my buttplug n wiped a bit of juice off.

Well, I love the smell of cock when released from underwear, even my own, and added to this the scent of my hot butthole juice as I pulled the plug out just got me very very aroused.

So much so that I sucked my butt juice off the plug, and feeling even hornier couldn't resist a little buttplug fuck of my ass hole, which was already sloppy n wet and starting to gape a bit hehe.

i happily slammed it in & out of my ass for a bit, trying hard not to moan like a slutty whore, much as i wanted too. I was so engrossed i didn't notice that the urinals / sinks outside the cubicles had gone quiet and emptied out of people, except one guy who quietly knocked on my cubicle door, asking if Iwanted a hand, or something hard, to help me get off!

Well, not one to turn a gift cock away I opened the door n let in a fairly hot guy, prob early to mid 30's.

He pushed me back and shut the door beind him, looking over me - panties down by my knees and a buttplug in my ass, and wasted no time in unzipping his jeans and dropping them to the floor, kicking them off without a care. I could see his big hard cock bulging in his tight shorts, and made him moan as I ran my hand along his shaft from balls to bellend, before opening the top and breathing in his hot cock scent - and that was it, i had to have him - in my mouth and arse.

It was about 15 seconds later that i was kneeling, pulling down his shorts n catching is bobbing stiffy in my mouth, slobbering all over him as i sucked him in deep, running my tongue all over him as I savoured his manly flavour. I could only stand this for a couple of mins at most, i wanted him in my arse.

I stood, turned and pulled my plug out as i bent over the toilet bowl, hoping he would plunge right in - but he was a careful, and prepared guy, and reached for his jeans to get a condom (saying sorry as he rolled it down his shaft) and a small tube of lube!

Well, needless to say he lubed n plunged right in, pushing his red bellend into my semi open and wet hole, enjoying it as much as me (i hope) as he popped the head in, held it before slowly pushing into me. This made me hornier than ever, and i wanted him hard deep n rough by now, and he soon obliged, proceeding to bang balls deep into me, and god i had to bite down not to let out lustfilled groans n moans. He was still listening out for others, and slowed his pace whenever the outer door opended to let someone in- they may have wanted to watch or join in, but could have told on us too as this wasn't a normal cruisy toilet pickup n sex area.

This went on for what seemed like ages, but was probably 20 mins or so, and the slowing down added to my lust and excitement as well as the intense pleasure i was getting. But too soon for my liking, his balls swelled and he thrust deep in and held it there as he unloaded, sadly into a condom not my ass.

Not being one to waste cum, once he pulled out i turned, on wobbly legs, and pulled the condom off, holding it into my mouth with one hand to suck the cum out whilst stroking his cock with the other. Once i had drained the condom, i leant down and sucked n licked his cock clean of any cum dribbles.

After that he smiled, said thanks, grabbed his jeans and left me there, door open with my panties down by my ankles. Hoping for more i left the door open as i put my plug back in my butthole, pulled my panties up n then my jeans slowly. But no futher takers or interest.

After that i finished my shopping n came home, going on cam n showing my dripping, obviously used n abused lube filled butthole to the viewers.

Fun on November 5th...

It's 5th November, Bonfire night, Fireworks night.... whatever you want to call it.

Me & housemate, plus his gf, are having a few friends round for a fireworks party - firepit going, beer, food n fireworks - and sparklers, never to big to have a sparkler n act like a kid as you write your name LOL

But, so that we can do the fireworks, housemate n me have been clearing all the leaves etc from the garden. Raking them up, cutting back shrubs as well as getting the firepit ready - we don't want to be slipping over on the wet leaves as we are trying to place / light the fireworks now do we....

And, as I teased on my twitter account earlier, I chose pink n gurly, see through rouched boyshorts as my panties today - keep my ass warm LOL And, more importantly ensure that my metal jewelled buttplug stayed in place - even more so once I added my OhMiBod deep in my butthole, buried right up inside me vibrating away - condom wrapped of course so I can pull it out again LOL.

Felt amazing, great way for guys to enjoy the remote vibes, and the reason I soooo want a Lovense Lush bullet vibe to stick in my butt, and the new Lovense Hush vibrating buttplug.

Anyway, felt great as I buzzed away as we worked, and if the OhMiBod touched the metal plug, the vibrations were quite intense lol.

Getting ready to party now, still in the boyshorts with buttplug but OhMiBod needs charging - worn it out haha.

Have a fun, and safe, bonfire night everyone xx

Not just the sex toys, the all important lube must be reviewed as well!

I have started writing reviews of some of my sex toys, and how much fun they are / I have had with them. But to enjoy them to their fullest, after all they are pretty much all anal toys, you must have lube.

So my first lube review, is of the amazing, slippery and great feeling ID Glide from @IDLube.

They do a wide range of lube's, from the water based Glide, through flavoured lubes and onto the top of the range silicone lubes.

So far I have tried the Glide, and loved it, as well as a couple of sample pouches of their flavoured lubes.

Oh my god, the glide certainly lives up to its name. It comes in various pack sizes, and is very cost effective - it may appear expensive but you don't need much for a long lasting slippery ride - as I found out.

It is easy to use, simple and quick to apply and long lasting, and if it does start to dry simply re-activate it with a bit of water (and YES this can be spit, it doesn't have to be tap water). As it is water based, safe to use with all of your rubber / silicone toys and condoms.

Even though very slippery, and reacts with water, it is still easy to wipe up and clean away - I even used a couple of baby wipes to clean my butt cheeks and toys, as well as my butthole.

As to the ride, it is slippery, smooth and enjoyable - makes it easy to take and enjoy toys of various sizes. For any of you that have watched my shows / viewed my video's or pictures on YouKandy or Chaturbate, you will have witnessed that with a small amount of this lube, and very little preparation and practice time, I can take my ass destroying monster dildo into my butthole - so far I have worked nearly half of it up my ass, leaving me stretched, gaped and happy - slippery and open, without any pain or discomfort during or after the show.

So would I recommend it, most definitely yes - it is a wonderful lube, and when I need to re-stock I will be heading to my favourite adult store, Vibez Adult Boutique, to buy a big 5L bottle of the wonderful stuff!

Rating - 10 / 10

                                         

OMG it is finally available, and i SO want one - #lovense #hush #buttplug

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In the mean time

new adult, sex toy review coming soon - either of one of my dildo's or my ohmibod - from a guys perspective! then will do another of my buttplug collection.

In the mean time, I am having a good(ish) Saturday - the weather keeps changing, sunshine n rain, but not to bad.

I had intended doing some gardening, in fact I did start before the 1st lot of rain, so put some butt cheek warming Brazilian boyshort panties on, and obviously had to fill my ass so my Rich R6 gold butplug found its way up my butthole.

feels so good, pulling against my ring, and pressing in as I kneel down to weed and prune back the plants ready for winter. I can safely say that having a buttplug in, or another sex toy, sure makes boring jobs more interesting, fun, and bearable lol

hope u have a good Saturday too

Lena

decided to try reviewing my sex toys, starting with.......

so, I have decided I will write some reviews of my adult / sex toys, n probably my women's clothes as well.

may as well share my experiences n knowledge n so help others get some pleasure too x

I will probably start with what I hav in / on now - my large metal jewelled buttplug from vibez adult store, or my sailor thong panties xx

check back later today to find out

Lena xx

What shall i do today....

It's the last Bank Holiday off the year, and I don't know what to do.

It isn't that I haven't got things I could / should be doing, more what do I want to do LOL

I need to do some gardening, share with housemate, but we need to cut the grass, weeding and pruning. Plus prune back a tree that over grows into our garden.

And, I need to sort out a big pile of paperwork that I have been putting off doing. Just need to go through it, decide what to keep (and put away) and what to shred... just seems such a boring and uninteresting task, essential though it may be

Need to re-paint the bathroom. I have been 'offering' to do it for about 6 months so guess I will have to soon.

Normal chores such as ironing and hovering / dusting.

Sit in the sunshine, or lay out I  my thong trunks n try n get a tan on my ass.

Or do a camshow for horny guys n gurls n try n make some money (put towards my Lovense Lush fund!)

And, I have decided (I think) to do a review of my various toys, possibly some of my women's cloths) n see how they go down on here - blog reviews seem to be quite popular and influencial in todays society.

What are you plans?

Lena


                                         

Poll results are in... am I Normal, Saucy, Dirty or plain Slutty?

After a few comments on my Twitter, I uploaded a post here (previous one to this) talking about how I had been rather horny, and ended up using a plastic drink bottle (initially new then filled with water) to satisfy my anal cravings.. and did this make me normal, saucy, dirty or slutty.

So, I posted a poll on my twitter page, pinned to the top for all my visitors to see.

It was open for 3 days, and I received just 44 responses - from nearly 18,000 followers - so not a high response rate :(

Anyway, the winner is - I am SLUTTY :) Voted by 59% of you.

Saucy          2%
Normal       16%
Dirty           23%
Slutty          59%

I have actually taken it as a compliment, I know I enjoyed myself, I know that I am gaining the confidence to be free and open about my sexual preferences and needs, open enough to talk about loving sex toys and what lube I use / like. And I have had several wonderful chats with the staff / management at my local adult store - Vibes Adult Boutique. These talks have really increased my self confidence, and trust in others - I hope to get a few new naughty photos taken in the store when I am shopping... butt plug shopping selfie sounds fun, or even just another one flashing more of my panties.

So I am happy to be slutty at times, I don't have any problems behaving in such a way in private, or in suitable public ways - i.e. on a camshow.

And dirty wasn't a high %, does this reflect that peoples views and acceptance are changing?

Anyway, have fun - enjoy being whatever you want to be and have a great day playing with your sex toys - I know I do / will!

Lena xx

saucy, horny, normal or slutty...

If you follow my Twitter you will know that I am a cross dresser, and one that is generally very horny, loves cock and cum and enjoys many aspects of the gay / sissy lifestyle including glory holes, random anonymous sex, dressing - in private and starting to go out more in public, and gay sauna's. On top of this I am quite active on the camshow scene, hosting my own shows on Chaturbate, Cams and YouKandy - not as often as I want, but hope to get to do more soon.

After having a great conversation on Twitter this morning, I am just asking you opinion - and I will be posting this as a poll on my Twitter profile page as well.

Bit of background. I was watching some gay webcam shows last night - involving, oral sex, anal sex and toys. Great cumshot in one that the guy swallowed and slurped it all up.

This obviously got me rather aroused, stroking myself and ended up riding one of my dildo's balls deep in my ass - posted a comment on twitter saying going to bed after a good dildo ride.

Woke up this morning, and my butthole was pulsating wonderfully (ladies - your pussies may feel / do the same after a good fuck / dildo session, but you will have to tell be that one LOL). And I was rather aroused thinking about my ass n one thing led to another, stroking n looking around for some relief. First thing I saw, and closest, that was a suitable size n weight was a bottle of drink that I had taken to bed with me - sports drink not alcoholic lol. So I tweeted, feeling horny only thing to hand was a bottle and led to conversation admitting I had fucked my ass with the bottle, and enjoyed it a lot.

Have you ever felt / done the same - when you are horny anything will do as a dildo - with your pussy / ass?

Does it make me:

• Normal horny guy
• Saucy n dirty guy
• Slutty

What do you think?

Let me know

Lena x