A question I keep hearing - 'Why would you want to have bottom surgery?'

 I  have been asked so many times on my socials / sites, as well as seen it being asked in chat rooms and comments on video's.

Well, it isn't for everyone for starters. I randomly think about it, and the desire (and need) to not just have a pussy, an extra hole, but to NOT have my limp little (or now tiny as it shrinks the mere anal I have) boiclitty cock.

That said, between those times I do enjoy feeling my limp boiclotty (it goes soft n limp as soon as I am penetrated in my ass) flop around as i get fucked, mimicking the noise made by the man;s balls slapping against me as he rails me hehe

An extra hole, means being able to take (at least) one more cock... the idea of 3 cocks making me air tight makes me so horny.

What are you thoughts?

Even a boring men's t shirt can look amazing with a bra & boobs underneath

 As my followers will know, I am very much a gay crossdresser, you only have to look at my free Twitter, let alone my OnlyFans or new ManyVids profiles to find that out LOL

I have been a fulltime panties wearer for over 25 years now, and every chance I get I am in a bra + DD breast forms, and women's clothes from skirts, jeans, dresses or leggings. And maybe in tights, thigh high hold ups or stockings.

But, on this day, my point is that even though I had to be in a boring mens top (work video calls), with careful camera and sitting angles I could still have a bra & DD breasts underneath, still feel gurly and fem. And, if I am honest I was quite surprised how good it looked, what do you think?

How are my little gurly tiddies doing? update (03 Nov 2022) & advice please!

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The difference on Social Media of being gurly, trans, trap, mtf, CD etc compared with straight

 I was chilling with a friend recently, a straight male that is just a friend, not a FWB or anything else, just a good mate. 

As we were waiting for Netflix to load (in the end it didn't it stuck at 76% and would do no more, no matter what we tried!). Anyway, that isn't this story...

Whilst we were waiting he was scrolling through his Instagram, something I can't do as I was banned and my account removed for posting photos that showed a bulge in the front of my panties, no flesh just a bulge, which is I believe quite normal?

As he reached the end of his followed feed updates and heading into the 'suggested' one caught our attention, different reactions but for the same reason.

It was a picture that very, very clearly showed a woman lying down, with some fabric covering her breasts (not a lot) and that was it, naked all the way down to the very obvious clear camel toe of her pussy.

Obviously his reaction was wow, mine was more 'are they taking the piss'

We discussed, and he agreed that the standards applied to the various gender / sexuality posts on some social media, namely Facebook and Instagram, are totally unbalanced, this got worse when we looked at the rest of the pictures! A whole collection of camel toe pictures and video clips, you get even more if you search for #cameltoe - that is how difficult it would be for the moderators to check!

Anyway, later that night I set up a gmail account and created a new profile, as a straight male, and reported the photo.... outcome - not removed as we don't have time / resources to review all of the reported images. Now, I get this but do wonder how they had time to review and delete every post that I made that showed a panty bulge. I reported it again, same result... having looked today it has now been removed, but the account is still active with plenty more similar images and video clips, take a look yourself - account is Cameltoeville

Am I being overly angry and cynical, or does this yet again proof the gender / sexuality bias of Instagram?

chance to dress as a women, crossdressing heaven

I have really enjoyed this week,  I have had the opportunity- time and freedom, even though working I have had less video calls than usual so been able to be female all over, rather than just below the waist n putting bra, breadt forms and womens top on between calls.

I have enjoyed the feeling of being in womens clothes, loved the look and feel of having boobs - the way clothes are pushed out on my DD's as well as the weight n movement of the breasts themselves. It still makes me smile, just being dressed, even in plain simple leggings and t shirt, nothing fancy or sexy, just being in womens clothes. To put it simply, being in womens clothes is relaxing, its happiness, its just right!

I have varied what I have worn, from low rise jeans (these feel amazing, I would wear them all the time if I could, they are comfy, practical yet a little naughty n sexy too. Also mini skirts, a dress n yoga pants. Mixed in with various womens t shirts and tops.

And of course, as well as panties I have had bra's on, sometimes a matching set others just any bra that came to hand. Looking down, seeing the push of my DD's against the tops, the peaks that push out from my chest,  god I wish they were real n mine everyday. 

Oh, n I have worn stiletto heels most days too, on my feet for anything from 2 or 3 hours up to about 7 hours - bliss! Hearing them click on the wooden floor or outside on the patio slabs / concrete path when doing recycling or taking a break from sitting in front of a laptop. They should be compulsory for everyone that isn't an alpha male hehe, convert everyone tk gurliness. 

So, all in all been a wonderful week thatbi have enjoyed, felt myself and been happy. Lets hope I get more time next week to do the same.

And of course, I have taken pics that are on my twitter and other sited / pages - visit my Link Tree for all my genuine links. 

Nuke Nutrition - Femme Boost. Breast growth / enlargement supplements for girls, guys, trans and everyone else too (Product Review) - updated 08/05/2022

 So, I started a new brand of breast enlargement supplements on Saturday 11/09/2021, Nuke Nutrition - purchased from eBay at a great price, and with multi buy discounts too

The description matched what I was looking for, with good feedback and reviews. So, I ordered 2 packets, so 120 tablets - 1 per day, giving me 4 months to add on to the 2 I have already completed on Femme Enhance (see previous review). And they are manufactured in the UK, not of interest to me as I love my 'meat' to much but suitable for Vegans too.

I have completed my 1st week, all feeling good, with some puffy little tiddies, I am guessing (and in fact hoping) they are like a teenage girls as she goes through puberty into womanhood - that is what I after all, even if a bit later in life and I have a boiclitty n balls in my panties

w/e 24th September 2021

End of 2nd week of taking this supplement. No obvious side effects, not feeling ill, strange, sick, dizzy etc or any of the usual listed side effects.

In myself, I feel good, I feel relaxed and settled - which is always good, although I know I need to get back into my exercise regime - squats, leg thrusts etc as well as step and the old chest improving exercises (I must, I must, improve my bust hehe).

Physically, waist n hips seem to be the same, ratio hasn't changed although, as I have said, not really been exercising much for last couple of months and really need to get back into it. 

Looking down, I have defined puffy little tiddies, that I am hoping will firm up and grow, they look and feel amazing, sensitive and so gurly.

01/10/2021

Been taking these a couple of weeks now, my little tiddies are puffy n bouncy, they jiggle around when I prod them or shake / jump around and I am addicted to the feeling and watching them lol. According to measurements no real difference, although I think I may change from inches to cm & mm as that may be easier to detect the small changes. Anyway, feeling great, feeling gurly n hoping they grow, I get a curvy figure n less body hair would be good to.

09/10/2021

I have decided to move these updates to Saturday, makes it easier for me to measure and update you wonderful people.

This week, I can clearly see a more puffy, pronounced breast shape - not saying I have sprouted tits, I should be so lucky! But little tiddie buds lol puffy, soft to the touch and the best bit - they jiggle n wobble, if not bounce, as i shake them- couldn't stop smiling at something so simple!

16/10/2021

Another good week, loving looking at my little tiddy buds. I have shaved the chest hair off of them - hoping that the body hair starts to lessen as i take more of these supplements, but they look so puffy n little gurly - happy

23/10/2021

I think I may have missed a day this week, just found a tablet in my pocket - so gonna have 2 today to make up for it! I have changed the way I measure, well the units - to cm/mm as easier to identify small changes - like the fact that I think my boobie cup measurement has gone up by 2mm this week.

Anyway, feeling good, feeling gurly and having fun

06/11/2021

Not sure what happened to last weeks update, can't have saved it!

Anyways, feeling great, loving that my puffy little tiddies are definitely looking more defined, and soooo sensitive. Last week, and again this week, changing to measuring in mm/cm rather than inches has made it better, and over both weeks I can see a week on week growth of my boobie cup, it may only be in mm, but it is still gurly growth!

13/11/2021

I have opened my2nd packet now, still taking one tablet a day. Feel great, and my puffy little tiddies are slowly growing, and i am hoping i will soon start getting a curvy hip/waist and lost some body hair - fingers crossed. Measurements do suggest I am slowly growing tits, natural tits!

2022

Have to firstly apologies for not posting any updates since November 2021. Could say too busy, Christmas.. blah blah... but, yes I have been busy but still should have posted.

I have finished my first 2 packs, and ordered 4 more, so enough to take me through for a full year on these supplements from Nuke Nutrition.

No problems, I feel great and personally I can see that my little tiddies are clearly defined and poking out, with perky little nipples that are 100% more sensitive than ever before. I love it. Need to check my measurements and see if the sizes show any small changes too

May 2022

I keep forgetting to update this, and i have also not been measuring my little tiddies.

But, I can clearly see that I know HAVE small tiddies, that are soft and squidgy, wobble n bounce and i love them. I want bigger tits! I promise to pose an update, with measurements and a photo very soon, Lena xxx

I realise I haven't posted an update on here about these breast growth pills, so sorry and I will - or start a new thread about how my little tiddies are growing. They look like they are, but I haven't measured them in months... so, we will all see together

Lena xxxxx

Buying worn panties, generic or pair specific?

 This may seem like a strange question, but hey - everyone that reads my blog knows I may be just a 'little' bit of a perverted anal slut lol

As you have hopefully seen on my twitter, Instagram, Onlyfans, Chaturbate, FanCentro or the latest site I am try - Justfor Fans (Don't worry about trying to save / remember all of these links - just use my Linktr.ee and it has everything all in one place!) I like to sell my worn, dirty and smelly, stained panties - thong, boyshort or bikini, as well as a picture DVD and all of my photos / video's in stand alone / bundle packs.

Anyway, my weird question - do you prefer, or not care, if the used panties are sold from one 'generic' picture, or for each pair to have an individual listing so that you can see what is on offer?

I am thinking of trying out making a Etsy store page, or maybe using Webnode? Or maybe shifting everything to Fansly or a similar adult site

Any thoughts, preferences or ideas always gladly welcomed as well as interest in buying my items, supporting me to buy more fem clothes and sex toys to play with, make content and live cam shows.

how old are your panties?

 I have recently realised that many of the pairs of undies in my rather full panties drawer have been around for several years.

Made me start to think.

Am I holding on to them for too long? Should I be binning them more often?

Or, do most people havbe at least some of their panties that are starting to fray, to lose shape, holes starting to appear in the lace?

How old are you panties?

Censorship at its best, in what is meant to be a country with freedom of speech and expression

 So, if you haveclicked on my IG link in any previous blog posts, tweets or any other format you will no doubt have noticed that it has been suspended, closed by the Instagram / Facebook police due to 'nude, suggestive or selling of sexual activities posts'

What did I do, I posted a picture in my underwear, it wasn't sheer, it wasn't to small to hide anything, it just showed my gurly bulge!

According to the reviewers it was pornographic content.

As many of you will have noticed, there are regularly thousands of pictures posted everyday on IG that barely cover a women's nipples let alone her entire boobs, or panties that are so small, so tight that a camel toes doesn't describe it, you can see the lips and often the clitoris poking into the material, nude shots of them sitting back to the camera or side on with arm across the boobs.

Yes these are ok, and don't get me started on the celeb pics - so what is different?

I am a gurly crossdresser, a gay guy in panties.... not a professional account, just me. 

I am infuriated that even when you appeal, they only select 'random' cases to review - how is it a fair and open system if they chose which appeals to even look at?

Don't get me wrong, I am all for protecting the youth, protecting innocent people and in fact everyone from exploitation and abuse. But that should surely mean that the protection applies to all, that everyone is treated equally and to the same standards, that is all I ask for, all i want, all i would hope for and expect.

Anyway, this rant was caused by seeing this picture on IG, been there this 2019, and by far not the worst

And yet, this pic of me was removed as to sexually graphic, not reinstated at review and appeal not actioned! And got my account banned.

what is so difficult to understand!!!

I quite happily admit that I am a gurly crossdresser, a cock loving bottom. I am an anal slut, cock loving, fuck my ass n mouth, cum swallowing whore at times. I am prone to taking very large things in my ass, stretching & pushing my limits, wanting to train my mind n butthole to accept more n more, deeper and wider. On top of this I like to take pictures and video clips as well as do live cam shows, so a bit of an exhibitionist (outdoor's fun is fine with me too). 

But nowhere, not on my Twitter, my Instagram, my Onlyfans, my website or here on my blog... no where does it say I am  sissy or a slave, 9n fact it says I am NOT one. So why, oh why, do I keep getting messages from ppl wanting me as their siaay slave - is reading beyond their basic abilities, or just unable to comprehend that a gurly CD cock slut isn't the same as a sissy / sissy slave.

Such a thrill, going out to Adult Store dressed fem n gurly

If you have read my previous blog, on the latest and wonderful addition to my anal toy collection, you will know that last Thursday, 05th December 2019, i visited my favorite Adult Sex Shop - Vibez Adult Boutique store, originally intending just to buy some delay / numbing spray for my butthole. But, more importantly I had shared on my twitter feed the night before that i wanted to go dressed fem n gurly, with pics of options that i was considering - heeled ankle boots (that make a magnificent sound as you walk in them), female low rise hipster jeans, some sexy lace panties (of course) and a choice of grey or peach / pastel orange top, with / without bra n whether to also have my DD fake boobies in as well.

So the evening of the 5th arrived, and on the way home from work i stopped at a relatively discrete place - in the entrance gate to a field but it was clearly visible from the adjacent M20, even more so as there was a street light opposite where i stopped. Here i stripped out of a boring suit n tie, slipped on the hipster jeans and ankle boots and i went for the grey t shirt, a bit less fem but more see through, but no bra or boobies (which i soon regretted!). So dressed i got out of the car to wiggle my ass in the jeans and get them nice n low, after all why wear lace panties of not to show them off, and put man clothes in the back of the car. I then headed off towards Aylesford and Vibez - btw it feels so good driving in these boots with their heel, not ready to drive in stiletto heels yet.

Upon arriving at Vibez, i did have a few nerves as there were several cars in the spaces and didn't want to be ridiculed, slipping a fleece on as comfort blanket. Anyway, i headed in, heels clicking loudly on the concrete outside then store floor. And it felt fantastic.

As i entered i was immediately greeted by the son of the owners, who are always so welcoming and put you at ease. We chatted for a while, and as we did so i could hear a man/women couple browsing behind me and they could clearly see my boots and panties, if not knowing the jeans were female ones. I was loving it! After probably 5 mins chatting i started to browse, looking around and seeing some wonderful toys (one of which ended up in my hands later to buy n ride as soon as i could).

So, as i wandered around i got more n more confident and could feel my jeans riding low n panties high as i bent to look at products and walked around, admiring the toy selection, bondage gear and the  the dress up out fits, dresses and lingerie - oh my they have some yummy bra / pantie sets, panties, corsets n dresses with a new range coming 2020 too. I was feeling so good, the fleece came off and i proudly walked round as a gurly(ish) customer - getting told that next time i should come as fem as i wanted, boobs, wigs, skirt or whatever i wanted to wear!

I headed back to the 1st toys i had viewed, picked up the Destructor buttplug and some delay spray, heading to the till and paid as chatted about xmas n stuff.

As i left i put my purchases in the car and had to take some photos, as proof, and to share - here they are.

I felt so exhilarated, such a rush and release and so relaxed, confident and happy. smiling as i drove home, still dressed female x x

  

  

    

It's been a while, guess i better catch up

It has been a while since i last posted a blog, and i am sorry for that - life has just been so busy, and never enough time in a week let alone a day, no excuse i know but i am sticking to it for now.

So, firstly to follow on from my last post regarding public flashing of my panties n bits, out in fields, roads and car parks - next to add is local country parks too.

I really have become addicted, and it gives an amazing thrill as u strut around, pose and be naughty all in full view of anyone that may come past and catch you - i have taken pictures of me in panties, high heels, dressed as a gurl and naked walking around and in one video clip very nearly got caught by a car full of lads - late teens or early twenties at a guess. I was in just panties and then naked, who knows how it would have gone if they saw me! I would like to hope that they would either shout abuse or stop and give me their cocks, all their cocks in  both holes as many times as we could go at it lol. But, sadly, in today's society had to be wary in case they gay / gurly bashed me. I wanted to flash my slutty butthole n get some action, but common sense won over.

Anyway, also went for a walk in high heels, skirt, tights etc and wandered around a local hill carpark / dog walking / walking area. yes it was at night, but i really enjoyed it, and even gave my ass a little dildo fuck in the middle of one of the paths hehe

What else, taken pics, started a new model website where you can buy my pictures and videos, soon be selling worn panties etc on there too. And trying to build up a premium snapchat as well - been busy.

I will post again later, gotta go to work but i am feeling the overwhelming desire to sit on a dildo first lol

Naughty on a work night

Is it so wrong that it is midnight, on a work night, and i am sitting browsing twitter vids n horny as fuck, stroking my self through my frilly panties wanting something big n hard up my ass - cock would be great but anything will do right now!

So now, what do i do - do i get up n get something that i can lube up n slide into my ass, give myself a bit of a ride n satisfy that pulsating need in my butthole?

Do i just lay here n stroke / jerk myself off?

Or be a good gurly, lay down n go to sleep?

Of course, if i go for option 3 there is no guarantee that i will be able to forget, or at the very least control, the lustful urges n drift of to sleep - no doubt with a dirty dream to follow.

Any help?

New from Lovense - the EDGE, adjustable anal massager. 

Satisfying the aching feeling when you need something BIG inside your ass

Today started like any other Saturday, after getting up - shaving my cock, balls, top of legs n my ass, then panties on & get dressed for the day.

It wasn't till about 10am that i started to get horny, to feek my butthole pulsate with lust. And it just got worse! I blame some of the pictures and video's on twitter lol

So, one of my metal jewelled buttplugs went into my ass, and seemed to satisfy my needs. Walking around feeling it pull on my ring, and then get pushed deeper if i sat down.

This seemed to be what i needed, for a few hours.

Early afternoon i wanted more, and this feeling just got worse and my lustful thoughts dirtier.

I started by fisting my own ass, with a fist of fury dildo, and this needed no lube, just using the natural self lube butt juices, no not poo lol, it slid straight up my ass, again n again. I had to stop, things to do n i was getting to excited, but no chance of stopping yet.

So, rather than carry on doing normal day off things, i sat on my huge monster buttplug, it is fucking massive and i have never managed to get it all in my ass, yet - i am going to one day with practice, lube n a gaping butthole.

This just made me worse, as i sat on the plug, moaning quietly at the sensation of it slowly sliding deeper, enjoying the sensations coming from my gradually stretching ring.

I sat, and rode, thsi plug for probably 20-30 minutes, and it was so satisfying, but i still wanted more.

So out came my Ass Destroyer - a huge fuck off black dildo that wrecks your ass, and feels totally mind blowing as it gapes your ass n makes you squirt as you ride, slide on, and pull out.

I squirted some lube onto the tip, and sat my hungry ass down on it, pushing till the head popped through my ring and a small squirt escaped my sissy cock, as well as the moan from my mouth.

And then i let myself slide down onto that thick, so thick shaft (it is over 8" round hehe). After the 1st slide down i had to pull off, and that made me squirt n groan as my ring pulsated n throbbed with pure pleasure. As the 1st sensations settled i slide onto it again, quicker and easier to get it in my ass this time and to ride. N ride i did, up n down, grabbing the shaft as i took half of its monster length & girth into ,y slutty lustful ass.

I rode n rode for several minutes, luving every second of the ass wreckin pure pleasure.

As i slid off, dripping lube n butt juice from my gaping soggy butthole, i lay on my side panting n wanting to continue for ever, but knew i couldn't.

So, enter (pardon the pun) the Doc Johnson large round ball plug, and this popped into my slippery open ass very easily, pushing its way in and then my ring closed around the wide neck.

safely plugged, and very full, i pulled my panties n shorts back on (panty liner in place to catch any drips) and continued to do my boring weekend household tasks - cleaning, tidying etc.

It was wonderful, and my ass felt great, making it so much more fun to do boring jobs.

Gurly crossdresser tuckback in panties

As a gurly crossdresser, you may have noticed LOL, i am trying to perfect the art of a tuckback - which at times is difficult, not just because of my gurly boi clitty (cock to you) but because thong panties aren't always the best to hold it back n down and they are my favourite and most commonly worn style of panties.

Anyway, i do have a few pairs of lace boyshorts, some victoria secrets boyshorts n tight thongs, and i am getting better n better at it.

In simple terms, i am trying to just tuck n hold without any tape etc, although i do intend getting more practice at taping my cock back. So, i pull my sack n cock back between my legs, pull up the panties n position them over my tucked cock, estimating where i need my bits to be in the panties once pulled up, with a bit of pull n tighten room. Then one handed hold the panties to my dick and with the other pull up the panties, tight n high up my ass then the front to secure my tuckback.

this gives a smooth, cock bulge, free front - perfect for tight skirts or leggings, and i have to admit it does feel rather good tucked n tightly held, it feels very very sexy hehe.

i am getting much better, making my gurly cock semi hard helps as it gives more to pull back, but what i do need to master is popping my testicles back up into their canals, like before they dropped - any tips n hints on how to do this easily would be great!

i have also added a pair of 'camel toe' gaff thong panties to y amazon wishlist, if you want to treat me - or to a Victoria Secrets gift card / panties (and bra's in 34 or 36DD hehe)

saucy, horny, normal or slutty...

If you follow my Twitter you will know that I am a cross dresser, and one that is generally very horny, loves cock and cum and enjoys many aspects of the gay / sissy lifestyle including glory holes, random anonymous sex, dressing - in private and starting to go out more in public, and gay sauna's. On top of this I am quite active on the camshow scene, hosting my own shows on Chaturbate, Cams and YouKandy - not as often as I want, but hope to get to do more soon.

After having a great conversation on Twitter this morning, I am just asking you opinion - and I will be posting this as a poll on my Twitter profile page as well.

Bit of background. I was watching some gay webcam shows last night - involving, oral sex, anal sex and toys. Great cumshot in one that the guy swallowed and slurped it all up.

This obviously got me rather aroused, stroking myself and ended up riding one of my dildo's balls deep in my ass - posted a comment on twitter saying going to bed after a good dildo ride.

Woke up this morning, and my butthole was pulsating wonderfully (ladies - your pussies may feel / do the same after a good fuck / dildo session, but you will have to tell be that one LOL). And I was rather aroused thinking about my ass n one thing led to another, stroking n looking around for some relief. First thing I saw, and closest, that was a suitable size n weight was a bottle of drink that I had taken to bed with me - sports drink not alcoholic lol. So I tweeted, feeling horny only thing to hand was a bottle and led to conversation admitting I had fucked my ass with the bottle, and enjoyed it a lot.

Have you ever felt / done the same - when you are horny anything will do as a dildo - with your pussy / ass?

Does it make me:

• Normal horny guy
• Saucy n dirty guy
• Slutty

What do you think?

Let me know

Lena x

                                             

Bank holiday.... no sunshine, but still ways to have fun LOL

As usual it's a Bank Holiday Monday, and the weather isn't that great - after the weekend forecast being warm n sunny for all 3 days last Friday it has changed to windy n cool.

Despite this, and having woken up much later than planned, I shaved my bits n showered, slipped into a vest top and a pair of gstring panties - England branded of course pre Euro 2016 starting LOL

And, with a nice cup of coffee and my ohmibod to hand, I settled down to do a short camshow. I only planned to cam shilst I drank my coffee, nothing heavy or to energetic, just chat n chill for 15-20 mins.

Ended up being about 40-50 mins, with my hard throbbing cock bursting out of them, and my ohmibod started in the gusset (so much easier when I can slip it in under the gusset pad (some panties have an open topped gusset that the ohmibod fits into nicely, and get held against the nut sack), then held up my butthole about 2/3rd's way in and ended up back in my gusset.

Had my panties on stroking, showing off my ass in the gstring, which was pulled tight into my butthole so plenty on show LOL. Panties off lying back spanking my sack, stroking my cock and with the ohmibod up my hole - got some tips from a lovely viewer whilst doing this, shame he had to go when his wife woke up LOL.

So, had fun times, got a horny cock, n need relief now hehe and some wonderful comments n chats from the guys watching my show - from nice panties, great ass, sexy ass, luved my shaved sack n bits, n many many more.

So I am happy, now have to go n face the shops for bread & milk, back to reality with a swift bang - but I will have my condom wrapped ohmibod deep up my butthole, gently buzzing away all the time I am out.

Have a great day, n I will try n post again later today.


                                 

Oh mi.... so lovely and warm.... waste of sunshine

Yet again, despite every year being adamant that I will get the garden / seating area sorted and done before the weather gets nice n warm, here I am.. sweating away trying to arrange plants and stuff ready for summer.

I have to say, choosing boyshorts rather than a thong, probably wasn't the best choice of panties - my bits, although shaved n smooth - that's my ass and boy sack etc hehe, are all hot, sweaty and sticky. I know I luv the smell, and taste, of cock when released from its shorts / panties.. but at the moment it is very uncomfortable as I try n weed the flower beds LOL

Anyway, back on topic (future post me thinks) and I find myself on my knees, not for fun, but trying to get some pesky vine weed out of my shrubs and trim back the dead tulips / daffodils as the Lillies start to grow n take their place.

It is sooo warm, not brilliant bright sunshine, but I would still rather be laying on a lounger or a towel on the lawn! Must be at least a few rays that I can soak up and get my tan going, and natural tan line on my ass from thong bikini bottoms :).

How about you, have you been organised and prepared for summer before now, or like me, taken by surprise by the sudden change in weather / temperature and still getting everything ready?

Be good to know I am not the only one.

no #ohmibod yet... but not letting that stop me LOL

As I am sitting here typing this post I don't yet have the #ohmibod vibe 2 that I said I was going to buy.... I completed it and just as I hot checkout now... it went out of stock, they were meant to get some back in on Monday, but the supplier was out of stock as well... so still waiting. Guess it is as the price is so much cheaper than any other site I have seen it on. Found another one, on the US Amazon, so will get from there if I have to - slightly more expensive but a lot longer to wait - UK site was 2 days, Amazon US will be 18-24 days!

But, mu butthole is still throbbing and pulsing with lust and post play tingles.

Had the larger of my 2 metal jewelled buttplugs in all day, then had a session with my dildo's... started of with my smalles, a black tyrone one, still bout 8" n quite thick, then onto my big white dildo cock... before finishing on my monster fuck off big black dildo - here it is call the Black Destroyer - oh my fuck it is very thick and huge, and felt amazing as I eased it into my hole.

I had meant to just hold it there for a bit, just the head inside my ring, as not played with it for a few weeks.. but lust took over and I couldn't help but start to ride up n down, taking several inches of the thick shaft into my ass - god it felt good and as I pulled off it made me squirt, I pee'd everywhere lol.

So still having fun as I wait to get one of the seemingly very very popular ohmibod toys.



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ok, i give in... i will join the #ohmibod crowd

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