X Factor 2009

Well the new season, in the new format, kicked off last night - saturday 22nd August.

It was good, but a lot of messing aroud between auditions etc when they could have shown more acts - good and/or bad.

And there were some VERY bad ones, had me in stitches, crying with laughter whilst at the same time trying to cover my ears!

How they could have thought they coudl sing, or their friends let them be so deluded and get that far without telling them that they were shite is beyond me!

I KNOW i can't sing!

Britain's got talent .... or not

Have you seen tonight's episode? Sat 02nd May?

OMG, a few were fantastic, but the rest were just awful, scarily awful.... why oh why would you want to put yourself through that?

I knwo it takes guts to stand up n perform in front of thousands, but surely they must know they are crap? Or have friends / family that are honest enough to tell them the truth?

Yet another stupid world record

Just been watching the Britain's got Talent auditions.

Was the bloke who thought that he could go on the show and attempt a new world record serious? Or that it was a suitable act to potentially be performed live in front of the Queen?

I mean, eating Ferrero Rocher chocolates in one minute?

Not only was it a crap idea, he only managed to eat FOUR when the record is SEVEN, but has been practising for months!!!

Add to this that it is unbelievable that there is even a record for how many you can eat!

With this and the chillie eating record from a couple of days ago, what has happened to the world's brain's?

What world record attempt will be next??? Dare I even ask?